Bitch

I silently drew on my eyeliner with a shaky hand. I was so nervous for tonight. What if it didn't work? What if he still wouldn't...

"I don't understand Forehead. You never want to go out and when you do, it's never on a Thursday night. Don't you have work tomorrow?!" Ino interrupted my thoughts.

Ino laying across my couch in the lounge when I poked my head out from my bathroom.

"I just felt like going out tonight, Pig. Get over it!" I snapped.

"What have you done to your face?" she asked, standing up.

"What's wrong with it?"

"Let me do it."

I signed and let her take over.

I looked at Ino as we walked to the pub. She was wearing a short, tight purple dress which was see-through in the right places and black high heeled ankle boots, hair down in soft curls. I frowned and looked down at myself. I was wearing a short, pink dress with the zipper on the front and white petals on it and my boots were white and reaching up to my thighs, hair up in a sort-of fancy looking bun. I looked at Ino again; everything she wore looked great on her.

Thursday nights was open mic-night at the Jonin pub and most of the ninjas have Fridays off, unlike me. I still have work on Fridays. But I knew tonight was the only night I would catch him out in public. I had to black mail Genma to get him to come tonight.

We walked into the pub with Naruto 'trying' to sing to Hinata. I scanned the room and found him with Genma, Gai, Yamato, Kurenai and Asuma, hiding behind that bloody orange book. He didn't even look up when we walked in.

Ino ordered us some sake. I drowned the first two down quickly. It was going to be a long night.

After twelve people singing terribly and eight sake shots later, more people poured in as the night went on. All the rookie nine were here and Gai's team. Kiba was hitting on everything with a skirt, Lee was trying to convince Tenten to let him have sake, Neji was glaring at Naruto who was sitting with an arm around Hinata, Susake was trying to get Ino off of him, Sai was looking lost with Shikamaru and Shino who looked out of place, while Choji was eating all the peanuts on their table. I finished my last sake, finally getting my nerves under control. I walked up to the bar and spoke to the manager. He agreed to help me. The lights went dim and I climbed the stairs to the stage. I pulled my dress down a little and sat down on the edge of the stage.

Before the song started I said in my sexiest voice, "This is dedicated to that arse who can't admit we are dating."

Kakashi stiffened and his eyes raised a little to look at the stage. I grinned wickedly, knowing he could see me with his Sharingan. The crowd applauded and whistled.

The beat of the song started.

'I hate the world today

You're so good to me

I know but I can't change

Tried to tell you

But you look at me like maybe

I'm an angel underneath

Innocent and sweet'

I sang softly.

'Yesterday I cried

Must have relived to see

The softly side

I can understand how you'd be so confused'

I gave a little laugh.

'I don't envy you

I'm a little bit of everything'

I started to stand up.

'All rolled into one'

The lights shone down on me. The crowd cheered.

'I'm a bitch, I'm a lover

I'm a child, I'm a mother

I'm a sinner, I'm a saint

I do not feel ashamed'

I moved to the beat, swinging me hips. Kakashi's book dropped from his hand. Good, I thought to myself.

'I'm your hell, I'm your dream

I'm nothing in between

You know you wouldn't want it any other way'

"Hey Kakashi! It's your little Pinky!" I heard Genma announce hitting Kakashi on the back.

Kakashi just stared in disbelieve.

'So take me as I am'

I turned my back to the audience.

'This may mean

You have to be the stronger man'

I raised my arms above my head and flexed the muscles in my arms. The crowd whistled.

'Rest assured that

When I start to make you nervous'

I turned back to the crowd, making the hand sign for a shadow clone, the clone then, grinded up against me. The crowd grew louder at this.

'And I'm going to extremes

Tomorrow I will change

And today won't mean a thing'

The clone and I sang the chorus, bodies flushed together,

'I'm a bitch, I'm a lover

I'm a child, I'm a mother

I'm a sinner, I'm a saint

I do not feel ashamed

I'm your hell, I'm your dream'

The clone and I sang to each other.

'I'm nothing in between

You know you wouldn't want it any other way'

I kissed my clone, making it disappear. I flipped off the stage in front of Kiba.

"Hi Kiba," I smirked.

"Sup, Sakura."

I walked my fingers up his leg, stopping at his weapon poach. Behind us, we heard some wood splintering. Kakashi was shaking in fury and Kiba, being Kiba, laughed. With him distracted, I pulled out two shurikens and a kunai from his poach. Kakashi stood up and was about to walk over to us when I throw one of the shurikens at him, pinning his arm to the wall buy his sleeve. The crowd watched in horror.

"Sakura!" snapped Kakashi.

'Just when you think, you got me figured out

The season's already changing'

I pulled out the pins in my hair, letting my hair fall down my back. I then pulled the zipper of my dress down a little, showing my chest more.

'I think it's cool, you do what you do

And don't try to save me!'

I throw another shuriken at Kakashi's other arm, pinning that too, now both of his hands where above his head.

"Kami, Sakura, is this really necessary?!" Kakashi shouted at me breathless.

I smirked at him and disappeared in a mirage of sakura petals and appeared on the table in front of him. I turned my back to him and sang to the audience, swinging the kunai knife on my finger.

'I'm a bitch, I'm a lover

I'm a child, I'm a mother

I'm a sinner, I'm a saint

I do not feel ashamed

I'm your hell, I'm your dream

I'm nothing in between

You know you wouldn't want it any other way'

I disappeared again in sakura petals, appearing in front of him, quickly sliced open his shirt with the kunai and stabbed the wall beside his head with it. Kakashi was trembling.

'I'm a bitch, I'm a tease'

I slid my way down his body and back up again, earning a quiet groan from him as his eyes rolled back into his head.

'I'm a goddess on my knees

When you hurt, when you suffer

I'm your angel undercover'

I turned my back to him again, my ass right in between his hips. He growled into my ear.

'I've been numb, I'm revived

Can't say I'm not alive'

I leaned my whole body against him, hearing him panting and I pulled out the shurikens.

'You know I wouldn't have it any other way'

He turned me around, facing him and I pulled at his mask.

"Don't you dare!" he hissed at me.

I grinned wider and pulled the mask down. And I kissed him hard, in front of everyone. The crowd was wolf whistling and cheering. Kakashi then, pinned me against the wall, making hands signs. We appeared in his apartment.

"My face has been shown to the public," Kakashi hissed in my ear, "You're in trouble."

I pushed him on his bed.

"I'm not done with your punishment yet," I smirked and pinned his arms to the wall again.

It took me weeks to finish this and then post it.

Please be kind.

I don't own anything.