Dear Deidara Senpai,
Tobi just wants to say, you are the best senpai. Best, Best senpai ever. But Tobi wanted to ask you something.
How did you get mouths inside your hands? How do you feed all those mouths? Can you taste with those mouths?
When you eat clay, does it taste good? When you sneeze, does clay come out?
When you use the bathroom, do you pee out clay?
Are you secretly a girl? What happened to your boobies?
Can your hand mouths kiss each other?
When you sleep, do your hand mouths drool, and wet the bed?
Do you brush your hand mouths' teeth?
Do your hand mouths have bad breath in the morning like you?
Do your hand mouths ever get hungry?
Why did you steal Tobi's last cookie? That cookie was good, if you don't give Tobi back his cookie, Tobi will take all your stupid clay and shove it up your freaky, alien hand mouths until they choke on it.
Tobi hopes you answer his questions.
Love,
Tobi