Boredom again...

Ziva stood facing the stove, her hair damp and down. She was wearing a shirt many times her size, which hung just past her knees.

"Good morning." A voice called out.

She turned, spatula in hand, showing off the Ohio State logo on the front of the shirt, "Good morn..." She began with a smile, but stopped as her eyes wandered downward, a naked Tony was standing in front of her, "You are naked." She stated the obvious.

He stepped over to her, his hand rose to her cheek as he kissed her, "Why aren't you?" He asked, kissing her again, caressing the lobe of her ear with his fingers as he did.

"I made breakfast." She answered, softly breathing into his mouth, "Are you hungry?"

"Yeah..." He stared into her eyes and reached down, taking a hold of the spatula, "...just not for breakfast." He whispered, flipping the utensil into the sink. He quickly cradled her butt, lifting her into his arms and carried her over to the kitchen table, sitting her on the edge. He immediately dropped to his knees, raising the front of her shirt and buried his face between her legs.

She fell back, landing on bent elbows, "I...uhhhh, made bacon." She gasped lightly, but sharper as he continued, "N-never mind." She struggled to catch her breath.

A loud beeping rang out, "What's that?" He called out, tilted his head slightly, "Are you baking?" He asked.

"Do...Not..." She clawed at the shirt she was wearing, gathering it up until she had the bottom of it in her grasp, "Stop." She moaned, pulling down on the shirt around his neck, holding his head firmly in place, "AHHHHHHHH." She screamed out as she neared climaxing.

The beeping got louder, "I SAID BACON, NOT BAKING DAMNIT!" She yelled at the top of her lung.

Ziva sat up in bed, breathing hard, completely drenched in sweat. She moved her hands to her chest, holding it, trying to catch her breath, "Damn." She blew hard, "I had that dream...again." She reached over, smacking the top of her alarm clock, turning off the alarm, it was 5:30 am. She pulled in her legs, kicking something as she did. She looked down, seeing that it was pizza box. She sighed, "I really need to stop eating Italian after midnight." She blurted out, which made her chuckle, "Wait...that's, uhh..." Her hand moved to her forehead, trying to think as he pushed her hair back along her widow's peak, "It's from some movie." She remembered, which also made her think of Tony, which made the smile on her face grow even bigger.

She quickly reached for her cell phone and clicked #1 on her speed dial, it rang several times before being answered, "Uggghhh." Tony uttered.

"Tony?" She asked.

"What time is it?" He groaned.

"5:30."

"If you're calling for a booty call now, you're cruel, I'll do it, but you're cruel."

She sarcastically laughed, "Tony."

He cleared his throat, "Yeah, yeah, I know...what's up?"

"Well, I had a dream..." She started.

"Was I in it?" He asked.

She nervously laughed, "No!" She raised her voice, "But the dream is not why I called."

"Then why bring it up?"

She squinted her eyes and thought to herself for a moment "I do not know..."

"So, I was in the dream? Was I naked? Of course I was, I'm always naked in dreams, ask Abby about the one she had of me in the zoo."

She mouthed the word "zoo" and shook her head, "Anyway, what is that movie where you cannot feed them after mid..."

"Gremlins." He answered before she finished her question.

"Yes, that is it...Gremlins. Italian Gremlins. Thank you!" There was a long pause, no sound came from either side, "Tony, are you still there? Did you fall back asleep?"

"Italian Gremlins? Oh yeah, I was definitely naked." He stated, making her burst out in laughter.

AN1 - Cunnilingus and bacon, that's like...the two greatest things on earth.

AN2 - Fuck being Kosher! Her man wants some pussy and bacon! Go Ziva! Go!