Disclaimers: We own nothing.So don't sue.We do own Moo-Moo though....
A/N: Ok, this story is from me and Nadeshiko!!Enjoy^.^'

Tasuki's hotline~~~

Tasuki:*very serious voice* Hello and welcome to another hour of Tasuki's hotline..Tonight, lovelives. Talk about problems, love triangles and wakky stuff!!hehe!

(phone rings)

Tasuki: Our first caller. *picks up phone*
Hello Caller, what is your problem?

Caller#1: Ummm..hello? Am I on?

Tasuki: *Looses his temper already* COURSE YA ARE!...Sorry...so, what's your problem?

Caller#1: I'm in love with a girl...

Tasuki: Gee, what's the problem with that?

Caller#1: Well, I'm a gay and a crossdresser...

Tasuki: WHAT?NURICKO! DIDN'T I TELL YA TA STOP CALLING?!

Nuricko: oopsie! Bai Bai!! *click*

Tasuki: Gee he never quits...next caller.

Caller#2: I LOVE YOU, NO DA!!

Tasuki: WAAAA CHICHIRI!? *talks very fast and low* I'll see ya when i get home.... *click* hehehehehehe*laughs nervously* NEXT!

Caller #3: i think i have a problem.....

Tasuki: Huh....?

Caller #3:Ummm...I like pussies...

Tasuki: Errr, geee, and?!

Caller#3: Ummm..I meant Cats... Pussy cats?

Tasuki: Mitsukake! Ya perverted dirty old soon of a pussy lover!!!

Mitsukake:BUT I CAN'T RESIST!! He's so fuzzy and stuff!!!

Tasuki: It's a he?!!?!?OH MY FUCKING GOD! *throws up* This conversation is over!!! *click*NEXT!

Caller#4: yes, I'd like to order a pizza and some fries please.

Tasuki: Huh? this is a hot line , not a dumbass pizza-hut!

C34: Tasuki?

Tasuki: Miaka?!

Miaka: Tasuki?

Tasuki: Miaka?

Miaka: Tasuki?

Tasuki: OH SHUT UP ALREADY!!!

Miaka: Ya have a hot line?KEWL!!!I have lots of problems!!

Tasuki: Sadly we dun have a year...eh...*hangs up on Miaka*NEXT!

Caller#5:*real little voice*.....heeelp meeee....

Tasuki: huh? hello??

Caller#5: heeeelp meeeee....

Tasuki: Huh, *blinks* ghost boy?

Tamahome: Save meh from Miaka!!!

Tasuki: Huh? What did ya do?

Tamahome: She...she caught me cheating on her....

Tasuki: Really? Whom with?

Tamahome: Ummmm..na...Nakago...

Tasuki: *falls dwon anime style*WHAT? GOODBYE TAMAHOME!!

Tamahome: No but wai--*click*

Tasuki: Urgh, pathetic..Why did i come up with this idea?

~~Nadeshiko and Tasukisfan pop up~~
Nadeshiko and Tasukisfan:Actually , you didn't come up with this idea, we did .

Tasuki: errr...O.o'...NEXT!

Caller #6: yes hello...I'm really troubled..Women love me, men love me, animals love me*sighs*
*We hear a cow in the background*Mooooooooooooooo....

Caller#6: I love you too Moo-Moo...

Tasuki: Moo-moo?Who is this?
Caller#6: I can't tell you , being the emperor of konan's empir----WA!! I didn't say anything!!

Tasuki: What? Hotohori??Damn! Well guess what? I DUN LOVE YA!!!! HAHAHAH!*thinks about a certain monk*...haaa..blue hair...nice ass...O.o' *click* last one!!please...

Caller#7: *whiny voice* I'mmm sooo lost! I don't have a girlfriend and i don't know why!!

Tasuki: ..ummm..how old are ya?

Caller#7: I'm 13

Tasuki: Is that you chiriko? Well why dun ya have a girlfriend?

Chiricko: Well I love Mitsukake---

Tasuki: MITSUKAKE!?

Chiricko: ....'s cat....

Tasuki: O.o' *faints*

Chiricko: hello? tas? are you still there?!

~the end~ or is it?
next time on Tasuki's hotline, the seiryu seven! Tune in next week!

AS/N: Ok...It's 1:03 am....1st of january...happy new year btw...REAL TIRED...Made our 1st fangic together. What do yas think? more? or should i just go to bed? Sorry about dissing all of the suzaku senshi...and the cat...and moo-moo...NOT sorry about Miaka though =)eh!