Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or any of the character's, Hikaru however is mine.

After people presented that my Kabuto's day in charge fic was good, and someone sugested I do a Kimimaro fic, I thought long and hard about how to do it, and I finally came up with it. If you haven't read my Ryuusei fic you should do, since you might be a bit confused otherwise.

Kimimaro's Milk
Gotta' keep them bone's healthy!

"Are, you sure it's safe to leave that bone head in charge?" Hikaru asked folding her arm's and raising an eyebrow.

"Well, I left Kabuto in charge once," Orochimaru sighed. "And, it didn't turn out well. Tayuya will... err... well I think Kimimaro is the best choice."

"Kabuto and Kimimaro are two different people," Hikaru sighed.

"I doubt as if Kimimaro will start to sing his favorite, song," he sweatdropped.

"K.. Kabuto..w.. was singing?" Hikaru asked un-folding her arm's.

"Yes," Orochimaru replied as his sweatdrop grew larger.

"I... don't really think I want... to know," Hikaru said as she laughed slightly and walked off.

"This is... annoying," Kimimaro sighed. "Couldn't he leave Tayuya in charge?"

Receiving no answer, Kimimaro sighed and rested his chin on his hand. "Orochimaru-sama and Hikaru-chan get to go out and train, along with that fool Kabuto," he sighed again. "Tayuya's better at ordering people around."

"Is there anything we can get you?" one of the nin asked as Kimimaro looked up.

"Hmm... I do feel a bit parched, how about some milk."

"M.. milk?" 'Atleast it isn't twizzler's.'

"With my blood line limit letting me rip out my own spine, I need my daily dose of calcium alot more than most people."

"Mmh-"

"And! A regular intake of milk can make your skeleton up to twice as durable and 15 more flexible, and when I'm on the job tha's something I need to know, normaly I get Kabuto to give me some, but that baka's been going on about nothing but twizzler's and barbie girl's," Kimimaro sighed.

"You... know alot about the effect's of milk."

"Of course I do!" he said, fairly shocked. "I need to take care of my bone's!"

'What's the point... you're just going to rip them out of your body anyway,' the nin thought as he sighed.

"How... well do you know the layout of the skeleton?" Kimimaro asked as the nin looked at him.

"Uhh... not.. very well."

"Well, Hikaru-chan may not be able to beat me yet," he mused. "But atleast she's knowledgeable about bone's and the bodies layout!"

"Gomen nasai."

"It's no problem at all!" he said with a small grin. "It give's me something to do."

"Something to do, Kimimaro-sama?" the nin asked.

"I can teach you!"

'Oh dear god,' the nin thought as Kimimaro stood up. 'I swear, every single one of Orochimaru-sama's follower's are mental.'

"Now listen carefully! When I was a weeeeee lad," Kimimaro said. "I had to learn my bone's and where each one was, nothing helped better than this song!"

"A... s.. song?"

"Yes, a song."

"And... how does this song go?"

"I'm glad you asked!" Kimimaro cheered. "The, head bone's connected to the back bone! The back bone's connected to the hip bone.." Kimimaro carried on as the nin sweatdropped and slowly walked out of the room.

"Next time, I don't want to be left with a total idiot."

By the time Hikaru and Orochimaru returned, Kimimaro was still singing his bone song, while drinking milk. The poor guy never noticed that he had been left alone, nor did he notice the fact that the milk moustache was ever-growing. Orochimaru finally came to the conclusion, that Kabuto and Kimimaro were both idiot's, who should never be left in charge, while Hikaru just enjoyed the sight of her fellow sound nin making a fool of himself.

But, you should alway's remember to drink your milk kid's, unless your lactose intollerant... like Kimimaro turned out to be. The poor nin was ill all night, and for the rest of the week, but... that's another story.