Disclaimer… I don't own Naruto; I'm just a kid trying to pass English…. And a schizophrenic...
The contents of this diary are the property of Hyuuga Neji…
Tenten stared at the page, confused. How had this happened?
Somehow, sitting on the bed in front of her was the Diary of Neji. Yes, The Hyuuga Neji.
She didn't even know he kept a diary…I mean we're talking about Neji here! That's just weird.
Some would have said she had 'stolen' the little book…Tenten preferred to say borrowed for an unknown amount of time. And he would probably never get it back. The diary would probably be read over a million times by Tenten, copied and sold on the black-market, used to blackmail Neji with, and the reproduced and published, making the hobo who found it extremely rich. But she had NOT stolen it! She was simply …being charitable to the many hoboes' of the world! Yeah, that would be it!
The temptation was too great to resist, and the weapons mistress repeated to herself
'No Tenten, don't flip the page Tenten…I said NO Tenten! Sit Girl! No! Down Girl!…. ZOMFG!! GET YOUR HAND AWAY FROM THAT PAGE RIGHT NOW MISSY!!!….'
Yes, by now, most people have realized that Tenten is probably a kleptomaniac, has a split personality, and…Well half of herself is like a second mother. Weird.
But the next thing will shock you even more: The first page was covered in doodles of puppies, kittens, bunnies, and all other manners of cute little animals. There was also a pile of bones in the corner. Tenten blinked, just a little freaked out. But the chicken scratch on the page freaked her out even more.
Dear Diary,
My name is Hyuuga Neji. Although you may be just a little book, I don't like you. When Hinata gave you to me on my birthday, I was tempted to throw you in the fire, but I feared it would hurt Hinata's feelings. So I have kept you. And I shall write in you, because Hinata may have placed spies in my house. Yes, she does do that sometimes.
I hate you.
Neji.
Tenten blinked.
'Hinata has…spies?'
And she flipped the page.
Dear dumb Diary,
I hate you. But, as I am bored, I shall describe my team. I shall start with my sensei.
Might Gai.
He wears much spandex. And apparently loves green. I secretly call him 'Jolly Green Monster'. Yes he has some odd obsession with Youth. It is rather disturbing really…
Rock Lee
He is also rather disturbing. He is like a clone of Gai sensei. Minus the Jounin (A/n Sp?) vest. He also loves 'the youth'. I call him 'Jolly green #2' He is also in my opinion quite girlish. I mean yesterday, he was talking to my third teammate, Tenten, and he was blabbering about SHOES. I could tell Tenten wasn't listening.
Tenten:
She is my only female teammate. We call her 'The Weapons Mistress'. She loves combat. She has brown hair and brown eyes. Her hair is always up in buns. One day, I couldn't focus, because I was thinking about how it would look down…I really like Tenten…a lot…
Diary, I know you are an inanimate object, but if you tell anyone about my feelings, I shall stab you numerous times with a kunai. Then throw many shurikan at you. Along with many other weapons.
If you were another ninja, I would rip you're heart out and feed it to Akamaru. But as you are a small irrelevant book, I shall settle for letting Sasuke burn you, I hear he is quite the pyro. So you won't tell.
I hate you more than I hated you yesterday.
Neji.
Tenten stared at the page, her face heating up.
'Neji...Likes…Me? Wow….'
That night Tenten fell asleep, the diary clutched against her chest, and a smile on her face.
Woot! Fluffy ending! Well, if you guys like this, please review!!
Till Next Time!!
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