Ok, so the deal is Gohan has replaced his father as protector of Earth and of course already passed his first day of school. By the way, I will update very often so keep checking back constantly. (might even get 2 chappies up in 1 day! Wouldn't that be nice)
Sweat trickled down his chin and soaked his orange GI. Even at 3 a.m. Gohan was never one for skipping training, especially after what happened 7 years ago. With a sigh and a quick rest he headed west, towards his small but cozy home in the mountains. As he walked in he lay down on his bed and fell asleep.
About 4 hours later there was a loud yell and the clang of metal on one demi-saiyajin head could be heard far and wide. "I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU NO TRAINING BEFORE SCHOOL!!!" the banshee woman as she was so well known screamed at the top of her lungs. "But mom! I was just…" "I don't care what you were doing but girls don't like to hang around sweaty guys! They stink, the look bad, and I'll never get my grandbabies." Gohan sweat dropped and left for a shower. "Bye mom, bye Goten!" Gohan waved. "Be good and bring me home some grandbabies!" With another sweat drop Gohan flew off. He pushed a button on his watch and, with a brilliant flash of light, he was saiyaman!
After only 5 minutes of flying, Gohan saw his school come into view. "Sweet! Maybe there won't be any problems today!" Like a jinx, at that very moment he saw videl race onto the rooftops and uncapsulate her jet copter. Gohan groaned but followed as Videl lifted off and jetted for the far side of town.
There were loud shouts and frantic screaming as Gohan neared the action. With a small tap, he landed and yelled "Saiyaman is here!" No one turned to watch him, or stopped running. Suddenly there was a large explosion, causing several of the surrounding buildings to collapse. "CRAP!" Gohan yelled. He rushed to one of the bigger buildings, and just as it was about to topple, he grabbed it and held it firmly in place. "Hey saiyadork! I don't need your help!" Videl exclaimed. "Shut up and get out of here. This is kind of heavy." Technically Gohan was lying. The building was like a feather. (all this training must be coming in handy) he thought. Videl ran out of the way of the building and as he was setting it down gently a ki blast hit his left side. He slowly turned his head and saw what he hoped was a nightmare. "Foolish saiyans. Always think they can solve the problem, usually with violence" "No, you died 7 years ago" Gohan replied weakly. "Ah yes! I did didn't I? Stupid boy, do you think I would be stupid enough as to make an android out of myself just do be able to fight? No, I also have…IMMORTALITY! Muuuuaahahahahahahhahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa!" Gohan jumped and attempted to punch him, put he was to fast. "Idiot." The man stated while dodging more of saiyaman's punches "What do you think I've been doing for the past 7 years? I've been watching, waiting, re-fitting. I know all your tricks; I know all your moves. Heck I know where you go to school!" Videl perked her ears at this line. After I get those dragonballs I'll wish back my greatest creation and rule the world, and have my revenge on 18 and YOU!" With that, he lept up into the air and flew off. Saiyaman tried to follow but was hit with a powerful ki ball and fell back to Earth. "I need to see Bulma right after school," he mumbled. With that he sped toward Orange Star High.
"Gohan, your late again!" The excited young blond swhispered. "Yeah Nerd Boy! What's going on?" Another blond commented. "Yeah well my car broke down and I needed to borrow someone else's car," Gohan lied. "Whatever..." Sharpener and Erasa mumbled in unison. "Hey where's Videl?" Gohan questioned. "Probably got caught up by paperwork," Some gekk whispered behind him, "Did you hear? Some funky looking guy tried to estroy downtown. He seemed to have a serious grudge on Saiyaman." "Yeah I heard," Gohan stated, "I felt it too," he added under his breath. At that precise moment the door brst open and Videl rushed in. "Sorry I'm late Mr. Hiratak!" Videl exclaimed, out of breath "It's ok, but I want you here faster ok?" "Yes Mr. Hiratak." Videl walked up the steps and slunked into her seat. "God, I wish that Saiyadork would stop getting in my way," she tol her friends, "He just won't leave me alone!" "Maybe you should consider how Saiyaman feels?" The words were out of Gohans mouth before he could think. "Oh yeah? What he fell like, Gohan?" Videl retorted. "Look, I'm just saying you can be kinda hard on the guy, you know," Gohan stated. "I'LL DECIDE WHO I'M HARD ON AND WHO I'M EASY ON OKAY?!?!" Videl shouted. "Sheesh, calm down Videl! Someone's seriously stressed," Gohan replied. "You know Gohan, you look pretty beat up for a guy who just drove to school," Erasa pointed out. "Yes Gohan, tell us, how did you get to be so bruised and battered?" Videl saud with a wicked grin. "I, um...," The bell suddenly rang to signal end of homeroom. As students filed out of the room, Gohan slipped away from Videl, Sharpner, and Erasa. "Close one," Gohan said to himself, "This is going to be one loooong day."
Narrator guy from TV:
Will Gohan keep his secret as Saiyaman? Who was the mysterious man from the attack? Why am I still narrating this stupid show? Find out next time on...
THE RETURN OF CELL (music plays)
So how do you like it? I'll have chappie 2 up soon. If you see any ooc-ness or have an idea you can review and tell me. Plz no flames, instead criticize gently. Flames can and WILL be ignored. See you next chapter.