Duo walked into his room. Heero sat there. "What are you doing
Heero?" He asked. "I'm sitting. Playing with Barbie. What's it look like!"
"What the.... You're playing with Barbie?" "That's what I said." Heero
rolled his eyes at the American boy.
Heero went back to playing. He began to brush the Barbie dolls hair and put it into little pigtails.
"Okay, Heero..." Duo backed away from the Japanese pilot and out of the room.
"Quatre!! Hey Quatre!!" He ran into the Arabian's room. Quatre and Trowa sat on the floor. "I think Barbie wants to go for tea." Quatre said. "Can Skipper go too?" Trowa asked in a high, girlie voice. "Sure! Barbie loves company!"
"Oh my God!!!!" Duo ran out of the room. "Wufie! He won't be hypnotized by the Barbie Bitch!!!!!!" Duo ran into Wufie's room. "Oh Barbie! You know that's how I like it..." "NOT ONLY IS HE OBBESSED WITH IT!!!!! HE'S HAVING SEX WITH IT!!!!!"
Duo ran out of the house and into the street. "IS EVERYONE OBBESSED WITH BARBIE!!!!!!????!!!!!!!" He yelled to the houses on the street. There was no answer. "Well, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em."
He walked to the nearest Wal-Mart. Into the girls aisle. And to the Barbie section. He looked at the Barbie dolls and screamed. "NOT RELENA!!!!!!! GOD DAMN THE BARBIE COMPANY!!!!!!!! THEY MADE RELENA DOLLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Relena stared back at him from every box in the aisle.
He ran out of the store screaming and ran into a moving car, killing himself instantly.
Epilogue:
The Relena Barbies laughed evilly in their boxes. "Now the world belongs to us!" They laughed. "Who will be Queen of the World?" They Relenas jumped out of their boxes. Soon each was screaming about being queen. They pulled each other's hair out and kicked each other with their plastic high heels. Fortunately for the world, the Relenas' fight got too close to the Bar-Qing equipment and fried themselves to death and the world was set free from their evil rule before it started.
THE END!
Heero went back to playing. He began to brush the Barbie dolls hair and put it into little pigtails.
"Okay, Heero..." Duo backed away from the Japanese pilot and out of the room.
"Quatre!! Hey Quatre!!" He ran into the Arabian's room. Quatre and Trowa sat on the floor. "I think Barbie wants to go for tea." Quatre said. "Can Skipper go too?" Trowa asked in a high, girlie voice. "Sure! Barbie loves company!"
"Oh my God!!!!" Duo ran out of the room. "Wufie! He won't be hypnotized by the Barbie Bitch!!!!!!" Duo ran into Wufie's room. "Oh Barbie! You know that's how I like it..." "NOT ONLY IS HE OBBESSED WITH IT!!!!! HE'S HAVING SEX WITH IT!!!!!"
Duo ran out of the house and into the street. "IS EVERYONE OBBESSED WITH BARBIE!!!!!!????!!!!!!!" He yelled to the houses on the street. There was no answer. "Well, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em."
He walked to the nearest Wal-Mart. Into the girls aisle. And to the Barbie section. He looked at the Barbie dolls and screamed. "NOT RELENA!!!!!!! GOD DAMN THE BARBIE COMPANY!!!!!!!! THEY MADE RELENA DOLLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Relena stared back at him from every box in the aisle.
He ran out of the store screaming and ran into a moving car, killing himself instantly.
Epilogue:
The Relena Barbies laughed evilly in their boxes. "Now the world belongs to us!" They laughed. "Who will be Queen of the World?" They Relenas jumped out of their boxes. Soon each was screaming about being queen. They pulled each other's hair out and kicked each other with their plastic high heels. Fortunately for the world, the Relenas' fight got too close to the Bar-Qing equipment and fried themselves to death and the world was set free from their evil rule before it started.
THE END!