Happy holidays everyone!
"Rose, we don't have to do this!"
"Yes we do! I want to teach you how to skate!"
"Why?"
"Because! It's a family tradition of mine, and because my family is not at Hogwarts, you're going to come with me, Scorpius!"
"But what if the Giant Squid breaks the ice?"
"Are you scared? Is the great Scorpius Malfoy scared?"
"No! And I'll prove it!"
"..."
"Ouch,"
"Alright, so pick up your feet slowly and push them back behind you,"
"Ow!"
"I wonder how many times you're going to fall down,"
"Not funny, Rose,"
"Fine, lets start by falling over,"
"You want me to fall over? Didn't I just do that like six times?"
"Yes, you need to know how to fall if you're going to be a great skater!"
"That makes no sense,"
"Too bad,"
"Whatever,"
"So just glide and bend down on your knees, yeah, just like that,"
"Now how do I get up?"
"Just...slowly...perfect,"
"Hey, Rose! Look what I can do, whooaah-"
"Ouch, Scorpius, try not to knock me over,"
"Alright, hey Scorp! Try and catch me!"
"You can skate backwards?"
"Yup,"
"Hey you're going too fast!"
"Try and catch me!"
"Hey! Hey! I'm doing it!"
"Scorpius, you've moved three feet,"
"I'm getting there,"
"Sure you are,"
"Hey! At least I don't brag about how brilliant I am at skating!"
"I don't brag!"
"Do too!"
"Do not!"
"Do too!"
"Do not!"
"Do too!"
"Well, at least I haven't slept in Santa onesies since I was seven!"
"That's it! You're gonna get it Weasley!"
"Try and catch me!"