Baker AU Log: Welcome to "Fell"
Baker quickly recovered after being tossed into Snowdin again. He quickly brushed himself off and went around the brick wall in front of him. After turning right, he looked up. Back at Grillbys.
"Still not getting a drink for me, Grillby." Baker muttered at the sign. He quickly turned away and headed into the forest again. He began to hear Papyrus, but his voice wasn't really… his voice. It was more course and such.
"You can't just sit down and do nothing!" Screeched Papyrus. "But I am doing something." Sans said, laid back as usual. "And what is that "Something"?" Papyrus said as they entered Bakers view. He looked over and saw Frisk and Flowey of all damn people(Or plants) hiding behind the lamp, shivering their butts off. Sans pointed at the lamp. "Staring at this lamp. It's pretty cool. Wanna check it out?" "Sans, you're testing my patience. You know I'm on duty right now! I MUST CAPTURE A HUMAN!" If the kid wasn't quivering before, they sure were now. And once I do, I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, WILL…" Papyrus began the monologue he always does, so Baker just kinda tuned it out. Frisk looked like they were about to cry, and Flowey just kept shushing them quietly. Suddenly there was a loud shattering sound which woke Baker up. When he turned, he saw the lamp had been broken. The Human in full view. "Oh. My. God." Papyrus said, shocked. Baker had to act fast. He leaped out his hiding spot.
"Look! A Human!" He said with alarm in his voice. He was then near immediately shoved back into the trees. "Right. Forgot Sans could do that." Baker mused. "What was that?" Papyrus said, angry again. As Baker began to leave, the last words he heard were "Nothing, but what about the lamp?"
As Baker managed to recover, Sans, Frisk and Flowey passed by. Baker couldn't miss this chance. "BLOODY TWIT!" He shouted at Flowey though the trees.
"What was that?" Flowey said angerly. "Probably the Snow Drake." Sans answered. "Just leave him. He'll shut up eventually. But Baker would not shut u. "YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER, AND YOUR FATHER SMELT OF ELDERBERRIES!" Baker continued to shout. He kept yelling and hollering at Flowey until they were all out of sight. Baker, tired of all the shouting and being fairly hungry, went into Grillbys to catch his breath and get a meal.
Grillby was purple, which was one of the more notable things about this place, minus everyone staring at him like he was an unwanted visitor. Maybe he was. Either way, Grillby still wasn't much of a talker(To him, at least.), but he did know how to cook, but just a bit too well, as he gave Baker what probably would have been dug out of a fire pit. Well, he is out of FIRE, after all. Nah, Sans keeps ordering food here. He doesn't complain about that. Either way, it wasn't the best, but it will do. The UFO (Unidentifiable Food Object) had so much of a crunch, Papyrus actually burst in looking for Sans because he thought he was in here, slacking off, even though he wasn't in there. Baker quickly finished what burnt bit he had, paid Grillby, and tried to leave before Sans could arrive. Unfortunately, Sans opened the door just as Baker was going to grab it.
"Hey, aren't you the guy that tried to distract my brother?" Sans asked. "Uh, ya. Gotta go. See ya!" Baker said quickly as he tried to leave, but Sans quickly flung him into the male bathroom. Slamming to the wall definitely didn't help in catching your breath. Before he could recover, Baker was grabed by the neck and slammed against the other wall. "WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING?"
"That I wouldn't be suffocated in a restaurant washroom." Baker choked out. Sans dropped him, and Baker quickly took in some needed air. "I don't know much about these alternate demensions, his notes weren't that specific, but I'm one hundred percent sure you shouldn't be here. Who are you!?" Sans demanded. "Baker," Baker stated between coughs, "Baker the skeleton." "Well I can sure as hell tell you're a skeleton, but why are you here!?" "Could you not shout? I'm as unwanted as is." "ANSWER THE QUESTION!" "OK, Christ, no need to be so pissy about it," "YOU COULD RUIN EVERYTHING!" "Calm down dammit!" Baker yelled at Sans, hoping for a sentence out of his mouth without metaphorical venom. But he was quickly slammed back into the wall, his skll whipping forward from the impact. "Look, wherever your from, you have a copy of me, right?" Sans said, in a whisper with a tone that very clearly said Say one wrong word and you'll be spread across the floor in twenty pieces. "You could say that." Baker replied, choosing his words carefully this time. "Well, do you know of the promise?" "Yes." "Well, that only counts the kid you know. If you try ANYMORE SHIT, I'll make sure you won't go back. Got it?" "Yes, I get it." "Good." Sans said. "I'm glad we could meet on equal terms." And just like that, he dropped Baker and left. "Something tells me I'm not welcome here." Baker muttered to himself, shaky legged and sore. He got himself up and walked out. Sans was nowhere to be seen, but everyone was staring at him with eyes of surprise instead of hate. He escorted himself out and set out immediately for Waterfall. Maybe the smell of the water there will help clear his head and make sense of what the hell just happened...