Chapter 1
Chats n' Tests
"Blah"- dialogue
'Blah' - thoughts
Konoha High School
Here we are this wonderful school where our humorous (yet naughty, very naughty) story unfolds. Have any of you Naruto fans wonder what happens the Konoha 12 and friends, a few sensei, and the three sanin go on an all-expense paid trip to Hawaii? Well if you don't (which will be all of you), your about to find out.
"Alright, Settle down, everyone" said a silver-haired teacher, with a mask and face protector. He had a, if at all visible, casual look on his face.
"Your late again, Kakashi-sensei" said the entire class in one monotonous voice.
"I'm sorry, but apparently, I accidently left my key in my car, and it took me a while to get in and take it back" he said, very nonchalantly and apologetically.
The class just mumbled, knowing that it wasn't the truth.
"All right, I hope you guys studied, because today is the Sophomore Computerized PSAT test. I expect a great deal from you guys because, I gave English Samples from previous tests," he said happily.
The class groaned. But they had studied because Kakashi Hatake was one of those English teachers who make sure you are thoroughly prepared for any test. That was the ironic part, considering the fact that he's very laid-back and spends most of time reading his "Make-Out Paradise" novels.
One of the students on the class was a pink-haired girl with verdant eyes. She was one of the best students of the class and one of the three on Kakashi's favorite list (the other being Naruto and Sasuke). She was in her own little world, when she felt something land on her desk. It was a note from none other her best friend, Ino Yamanaka. She opened and it said:
Hey Sakura:
I hope you studied! This is gonna be a breeze, for me, you and the rest of the girls (Hinata, Tenten, Midori, and Temari). Oh do it as fast as you can. I want to get on you-know-where to talk about you-know-what.
P.S. - Do you what the surprise announcement is? After all you are Principal Tsunade's aide.
Sakura quickly shifted her gaze to the clock. There were 2 minutes left before they leave. She quickly jotted down something and threw it back to Ino.
The blond, sapphire eyed girl got the note and quickly opened it:
Hey Ino,
I did! Don't worry, like you said the test will be a breeze. I'll meet you there. Did you tell the other girls to meet us?
P.S. – I don't know. Tsunade doesn't trust me with that stuff.
Meanwhile, on the other side of the room…
"Man, I really don't want to do the test" said a blond boy with fox whisker-like marks on his cheeks. He tore out a piece of paper and jotted something down, folded it and threw it at a boy a few desks in front of him, a boy with the famous pineapple-shaped black hair.
"Hmm?" was the answer that came from the collision of the paper to the side of his cheek. Shikamaru Nara woke up with an irritated sigh, saw the note and unfolded it:
SHIKAMARU!!!!,
I DON'T WANT TO TAKE THIS STUPID TEST!!! WHY DO THE SCHOOL BOARD MAKE THESE TESTS ANYWAYS!,
BELIEVE IT!!,
Naruto
The lazy genius quickly jotted down something, and threw it behind his back without giving it a second glance.
Naruto opened the note and it read:
Naruto,
You baka! Everyone knows that this troublesome test is graded for completion not accuracy! All you have to do is fill in some random answers and you're done. Then you get one the chat sites, like everyone else. Plus, English and Science are the only classes your best at. Heck you have a 120.5 score in both those classes, which is surprising considering how troublesome and simple-minded you can be.
Troublesome,
Shikamaru
"Oh" was the answer that escaped him.
"Okay, everyone line up and let's head out"
Everyone started to get up and gallop out of the classroom. Except for the Konoha 12 and friends. The Sand Siblings walked out of the classroom in unison, with Temari barking at Kankuro and Gaara to do well. Tenten walked with her gym partner Neji, while being followed by a Rock Lee, mumbling something about youthfulness, much to their annoyance and embarrassment. The second generation of the Ino-Shika-Cho trio followed them, the only sound coming from them was the sound of chips being eaten. Toya and Matsuri went with Kiba, Shino and Hinata, who were talking about the stuff there's going to do after class. Now the only ones left in that class room were Kakashi's favorite trio of Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke.
"Wish you guys luck. Oh and you didn't hear it from me, but the answers to the first ten questions is B. Goodbye" he said and disappeared in a puff of smoke.
The trio pretended not to hear Kakashi and left in confidence with their newfound answers.
When they reached there they saw their other teachers
Anko their Biology teachers was having a conversation with Kakashi who, obviously was their English teacher. Kurenai, their Algebra 2 teacher was calming the other students with Asuma, their World Civ. Teacher. On the other side of the (insert sunset ,rainbow and an ocean shore) was their PE teacher Gai who was giving one of his inspiring, yet awfully creepy, speeches of youthfulness to his replica, Lee.
After settling down they stared the test, which they finished in a very short amount of time and got on the chat sites.
CherryBlossomGal (Sakura) has signed in!
BlondandBlue (Ino) has signed in!
ShyJuken (Hinata) has signed in
GrlWitFan (Temari) has signed in!
WeaponScroll (Tenten) has signed in!
ArtGirl (Matsuri) has signed in!
CherryBlossomGal: hey guys
(rest of the girls): hi!!
BlondandBlue: So do you guys you want to talk about…
CherryBlossomGal: You mean…
ShyJuken : Do we dare…
GrlWitFan: Yes we do…
WeaponScroll : OMG!!
ArtGirl : Here we go again…
(all girls) : BOYS!!!!
ShyJuken : OMG!! My Naruto is sooooo dreamy!
GrlWitFan : Yeah…but my Toya beats him…he's the hottest!
ArtGirl : I'd prefer Gaara.
WeaponScroll : Pshaw!! I got Negi, he's the cutest!
BlondandBlue: Your all wrong, my Shika is the sexiest!!
CherryBlossomGal: I got the god of them all! I got Sasuke!
UchihaAvenger (Sasuke) has signed in!
LazyCloud (Shikamaru) has signed in!
RamenFox (Naruto) has signed in!
PeachBoy (Toya) had signed in!
DestinyJuken (Neji) has signed in!
SandInUrEye(Gaara) has signed in!
GrlWitFan: hey girls, cutout the boy things the guys are here!
UchihaAvenger : hey Sakura how did you do on the test
CherryBlossomGal : Fairly well, but thanks for asking
LazyCloud : Hey Ino…troublesome…I forgot my Biology book at home. Can I borrow your's.
BlondandBlue : All right, but you owe me.
RamenFox: Hey Hinata, wanna go for ramen after school? It's not a date or anything, just that I need some company.
DestinyJuken : NARUTO, DON'T YOU DARE OR I'LL PERSONALLY SEND YOU TO HELL!!!
ShyJuken : a-all r-r-right, N-Naruto
WeaponScroll : Calm down Neji. Naruto is a very responsible person when it comes to his friends.
GrlWitFan: Hey Toya what are you doing after school?
PeachBoy : I have soccer practice
ArtGirl : Hey Gaara we got quick recall today, all right
SandInUrEye : K. Thanks for remiding me.
Icha-IchaFan (Kakashi) has signed in!
ChainSmoker (Asuma) has signed in!
CrimsonSunset (Kurenai) has signed in!
SnakeOff! (Anko) has signed in!
CherryBlossomGal : OMG. Everyone the teachers are here. SIGN OUT! I repeat SIGN OUT!
BlondandBue : You heard the woman! SIGN OUT!
CherryBlossomGal (Sakura) has signed out!
BlondandBlue (Ino) has signed out!
ShyJuken (Hinata) has signed out!
GrlWitFan (Temari) has signed out!
WeaponScroll (Tenten) has signed out!
ArtGirl (Midori) has signed out!
UchihaAvenger (Sasuke) has signed out!
LazyCloud (Shikamaru) has signed out!
RamenFox (Naruto) has signed out!
PeachBoy (Toya) had signed out!
DestinyJuken (Neji) has signed out!
SandInUrEye(Gaara) has signed out!
Icha-IchaFan: Dang they got away again
SnakeOff: and just when we thought we could blackmail them
CrimsonSunset : Well ther's always a next time
ChainSmoker : She's right
Icha-IchaFan (Kakashi) has signed out!
ChainSmoker (Asuma) has signed out!
CrimsonSunset (Kurenai) has signed out!
SnakeOff! (Anko) has signed out!
End of Ch. 1
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