Disclaimer: I do not own Kim Possible or the company of Bean Bag Chairs. So
haha.
Our story begins with three friends shopping for bean bag chairs at Smarty Mart. Kim Possible, Ron Stoppable, and their friend Monique. Monique decides to sit her skinny little ass (See, this is an R-rated fic. So I have to curse.) on a bean bag chair, and it suddenly POPS! That's right! POPS.
"Oh my! Look what you've done you FAT BITCH," screamed Ron. Monique sniffles with huge tears in her eyes and then spots a sign which reads, "You break it...you buy it." Monique gasped and suddenly went ghetto on the sign. "I didn't break no fuckin' chair, bitch!" she screamed waving a finger in front of the sign. "It broke on me!! Because you damn people can't take the time to make it stronger!"
Kim gasped while Ron pointed and laughed. Rufus had a stroke because he ate too many burritos in Ron's pocket, and soon died. Ron was too busy laughing to notice his other best friend had a goddamn stroke. Soon the Kimmunicator rang. Kim stopped staring and answered it.
"What's the sich, Wade?" she said with a smile, and flipped her hair. Wade scratched his ass and stared. "Riiiight...anyway! That old fucked up dude...derrr...what's his name? Senior Senior? Yeah, that's the fucker's name!! Anyway! He's like, after Asia now. Go save the Asian people. I'm too busy to find out where he his, cuz I got a bad case of gas right now..." he paused as a loud fart was heard. Kim smiled even wider and practically screamed, "SURE, WADE!!" she hung up and turned to Ron.
Ron was still laughing his ass off while Kim leaned against a counter and waited. Monique was about to pass out from being ghetto, and Rufus fell out of Ron's pocket. Ron suddenly stopped laughing and took on a serious expression. "We must go now," he declared, raising a finger and dragging Kim off. Monique continued to scream.
"YOU DAMN MOFUGGAHS AND YO' DUMB ASS BEAN BAG CHAIRS. I didn't fucking break it, bitch! I AIN'T PAYIN' SHIT YO--oh we're leaving! Bye!" she skipped off sucking a lollypop. "Mmmm...watermelon!"
Note: This story is for fun. I like Kim Possible but I'm making some jokes. o.o; Don't flame me, peas. Just don't review if you dont like it. u.u;
Our story begins with three friends shopping for bean bag chairs at Smarty Mart. Kim Possible, Ron Stoppable, and their friend Monique. Monique decides to sit her skinny little ass (See, this is an R-rated fic. So I have to curse.) on a bean bag chair, and it suddenly POPS! That's right! POPS.
"Oh my! Look what you've done you FAT BITCH," screamed Ron. Monique sniffles with huge tears in her eyes and then spots a sign which reads, "You break it...you buy it." Monique gasped and suddenly went ghetto on the sign. "I didn't break no fuckin' chair, bitch!" she screamed waving a finger in front of the sign. "It broke on me!! Because you damn people can't take the time to make it stronger!"
Kim gasped while Ron pointed and laughed. Rufus had a stroke because he ate too many burritos in Ron's pocket, and soon died. Ron was too busy laughing to notice his other best friend had a goddamn stroke. Soon the Kimmunicator rang. Kim stopped staring and answered it.
"What's the sich, Wade?" she said with a smile, and flipped her hair. Wade scratched his ass and stared. "Riiiight...anyway! That old fucked up dude...derrr...what's his name? Senior Senior? Yeah, that's the fucker's name!! Anyway! He's like, after Asia now. Go save the Asian people. I'm too busy to find out where he his, cuz I got a bad case of gas right now..." he paused as a loud fart was heard. Kim smiled even wider and practically screamed, "SURE, WADE!!" she hung up and turned to Ron.
Ron was still laughing his ass off while Kim leaned against a counter and waited. Monique was about to pass out from being ghetto, and Rufus fell out of Ron's pocket. Ron suddenly stopped laughing and took on a serious expression. "We must go now," he declared, raising a finger and dragging Kim off. Monique continued to scream.
"YOU DAMN MOFUGGAHS AND YO' DUMB ASS BEAN BAG CHAIRS. I didn't fucking break it, bitch! I AIN'T PAYIN' SHIT YO--oh we're leaving! Bye!" she skipped off sucking a lollypop. "Mmmm...watermelon!"
Note: This story is for fun. I like Kim Possible but I'm making some jokes. o.o; Don't flame me, peas. Just don't review if you dont like it. u.u;