Ladies and gentlemen, this was me thinking of Adventure Time! and shippings one night.

Finn was riding a giant Jake to the Candy Kingdom. Princess Bubblegum said she had invented some new things and was heading on a brief trip to some science capital of the world or something. Finn literally fell asleep when she explained. Anyways, the important thing is that Finn and Jake were supposed to guard these things, for if they went into the wrong hands, they could royally (No pun intended) screw something up. Big time. Apparently, one of the things she had invented was a love potion and she didn't want the Ice King getting it. Of course, Finn didn't know why she made a love potion. The explanation of why she made everything came somewhere in the middle, and he had been long asleep by then.

And he couldn't help but think of that sleep, despite him not wanting to, because when he did, it made him blush. He had dreamed of Flame Princess during that time. And, being a 14 year old boy who had trouble controlling his thoughts, let's just say he dreamt up some, ahem, suggestive things. Suggestive things that a 14 year old boy should not be dreaming up, but just does. Finn started blushing again and Jake looked up at him with a playful grin. "Oh Boy," thought Finn, "here come the wise remarks."

"Hey Finn," began Jake. "Here they come," thought Finn. Jake slowly opened his mouth as if to torment Finn. He breathed in. And Jake said, casually, "We're here." Finn was dumbfounded, and nearly speechless.

"Huh, what? Oh. Okay." And Jake grinned at him again mischeviously. "Shut up, dude," said Finn. Jake's grin grew.

"I didn't say anything." Finn had a comeback.

"You did now, so shut up!"

"C'mon dude, let's just go in." And they did. Go in. In case anybody can't put two and two together. They ran into Peppermint Butler, who escorted them into the Princess's lab. She was adding the final touch to a pink liquid when she noticed them.

"Oh, Finn, Jake! Good to see you!" She giggled. Finn grinned. Even though he no longer had a crush on her, he just couldn't resist that giggle. It was sooooo cute. "Well, I better tell you what all of these are and who to keep them away from. I also invented some decoys in the form of badly flavored soft drinks, given that I only invented potions. Anyways," she pointed to a green liquid, "this is a growth potion. You can probably guess what it does." Jake raised his hand.

"Ooh, ooh, ooh! Pick me! Pick me, I know! Oh oh, pick me! Ooh!" The princess giggled.

"Yes Jake?"

"It...uh...makes things...bigger-er...AM I RIGHT!?"

"Yes Jake."

"Oh sweet!" Jake pointed his stretched finger at Finn. "YOU GOT NOTHING! YOU GOT NOTHING!" Finn laughed.

"Man, stop." Jake grinned the same grin he had grinned at Princess Bubblegum when she had looked at Finn and the Flame Princess in pity. And he said the same thing as well, this time to Finn, much to PB's dismay.

"Jealous." Finn was becoming annoyed.

"Shut up man." Jake laughed.

"Okay, okay, I'll stop." Princess Bubblegum breathed in.

"Okay, anyways, growth potion and OH! Just a minute guys, I gotta go to the bathroom." And guess what? THAT. IS. WHAT. SHE FREAKING DID. Jake looked over to the pink liquid.

"Yo Finn, you should try this. It's probably one of those sodas! Let's see if they're as bad as she said." Finn sighed, knowing that Jake would pressure him into it sooner or later.

"Fine." He drank some...and immediatly spitted it out because it tasted awful. He closed his eyes and shook in disgust. By the time he opened them, Bubblegum had come back. He stared at her for a moment, awkwardly. She was uncomfortable.

"Uh...Finn, are you okay?" Finn blushed, jumped out the window and ran off.

"FINN!"