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A Week In The Life Of Buffy
Monday
Patrol. Slay vamps and assorted evil stuff.
Tuesday
Rescue Dawn from whoever decided to kidnap her this week.
Wednesday
Have deep and meaningful conversation with Spike, then tell him I hate him and run away.
Thursday
Get lecture from Giles about why I shouldn't have deep and meaningful conversations with Spike. Because he's evil, even though with that chip in his head he's about as threatening as Miss Kitty Fantastico.
Friday
Rescue Xander when his date turns out to be a demon and tries to kill him.
Saturday
Go shopping with Willow and Tara. Buy new stylish yet affordable boots.
Sunday
Kill big bad. Celebrate with scoobies, then leave to go have another deep and meaningful conversation with Spike.