Hey guys this is shikamarus1nonly. I'm now writing a torture Sasuke story with co-author/ conspirators; Shika a friend and Maiko-the-missing-nin. We have created the K.S.C aka the kill Sasuke clan. You can join by reviewing. We need all your ideas to get this thing rolling we have a few but unfortunately they are not enough to get it rolling. We have agreed to tie him up put him in the park sell tickets to see him for 1 minute for $10. And for all the fan girls $55 to make out with him for 1 minute. Oh and for all those familiar with Suzume Chiyu's work she is against this and we are torturing her in the story also where there that part makes it in is debatable. Oh and Itachi is also in on this. First though oooooooooooooooh Sasuke-kuuuuuuuuuuuuun

Sasuke: appears in front of me aka Toyama what Toyama and I thought I told you not to call me that. You sound like a fan girl

Toyama: I'm not though and I do it because it bugs you and this should bug you also Maiko-Chan

Maiko:appears next to Toyama Hey Toyama! How ya doing?

Toyama: Hehe tortur- I mean hugging Sasuke for Suzu-chan hugs Sasuke quickly

Maiko: …………….. Eww. But heard a torture somewhere in that sentence. I got some advice from his brother… now behold… tomatoes! walks to Sasuke and magically binds him to a chair and a tale and hammer appear right in front of him. I set the tomatoes down and pick up the tomatoes. Now Sasuke watch carefully. smashed tomatoes with hammer spraying Sasuke with the juice.

Toyama: niiiiiiiice where is his nii-san any way hey wait we need some one to do our dirty work ooooh Shika

Shika:appears next to Toyama hey guys what's up

Toyama: would you be kind and take Sasuke to the torture chamber for me

Sasuke: THE WHAT!!!

Toyama: the torture chamber aka Ino's bedroom

Sasuke: WHAT NO NOT IN THERE OH GOD NO SUZUME GET YOUR ASS IN HERE AND STOP YOUR LUNATIC FRIENDS

Shika: oh shut it pick up the chair Sasuke's in and takes it out of room

Suzume:appears in between Maiko and Toyama looks around and sees tomatoes splattered everywherelooks in-between Toyama and Maiko suspiciously what did you two do?

Toyama: Nothing

Maiko: Nu-uh! We sprayed Sasuke with tomatoes and now we're putting him Ino's room! Wheeeeee! skips out following Shika You can handle Suzu's rage now. I gotta go enjoy the beautiful screams of the little baby Uchiha. Bye-bye!

Toyama: aw crap now you have to go too! ties Suzume up in a second and gags her with a bandana wait no you can go to Neil's room. lifts Suzume up and takes her to Neji's room

Suzume: muhajl kjslkj kj slkajklsdj

Toyama: I knew there was a reason why I kept that bandana walks out

Okay guys we got it started we need your help and ideas like I said we have some but there few. He is however for sure going to be wearing a lime green spandex dress that will be glued to his body with fake boobs in them so we can rightfully call him a her. Thanks guys review please! Until next time Toyama, Maiko, and Shika!