WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU'RE STUCK IN THE MIDDLE OF SPACE WITH FREIZA AND HIS MEN!!!

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Summery: This is what the title says, Vegeta finds out what it's like when everyone loses their marble's because of to much space travel.

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU'RE STUCK IN THE MIDDLE OF SPACE WITH FREIZA AND HIS
MEN!!!

"Would Prince Vegeta please report to Lord Frieza at once!" Said a voice over the loud speaker. The said prince (who was 15 at the time) looked up from the bowl of chocolate ice cream he was currently eating and kicked Nappa from under the table in annoyance. "Ouch!" He bellowed, reaching under the table and rubbing his aching shin. Vegeta rolled his eyes and stood up. "What now!! Can't he see I'm doing something very important!" He growled, motioning to the bowl of ice cream with one slender hand. Raditz shrugged. "You should get a move on, before he gets mad and pulls something," The long haired saiyan stated matter-of-factly. Vegeta grumbled to himself as he made his way towards Freiza's office.

As he approached the large double doors, Vegeta could hear the music of the ballet The Sugar Plum Fairy. Coming from what sounded like Freiza's office. Raising an eyebrow, the young saiyan prince pressed the square button that opened and closed the doors.

Preparing for the worst Vegeta's mouth fell open, when he saw Freiza dancing around the room in pink ruffly too-too. Cautiously stepping to the room, Vegeta cleared his throat. "Um... Master Freiza... Sir you... er called for me?" Turning around Freiza's face lit up as he saw the frozen saiyan in the door way. "VEGETA!!!! GLAD YOU COULD COME!!!!! WOULD YOU CARE FOR A DANCE?" He squealed. Vegeta giggled nervously and backed himself up against the door. "Um... Sorry sir hurt my ankle the other day, and I don't want to make it worse," He told the changeling meekly. Freiza stopped dancing and frowned. "Oh, what a shame!!!!!!!!! Well, aren't you looking hansom!!!" He said, flashing Vegeta a smirk. The teenager flattened himself completely against the door. "Um..." Just at that moment Zarbon appeared out of no where shoving a tray full of drinks in the boys face. "hivegetahowareyouwoldyoulikeadrinkormaybesomethingtoeat??" He said without taking a breath. Or for that matter stopping in between words. Vegeta just stared at him. He had no idea what Zarbon had just said, but the green alien hadn't backed off so he guessed he was waiting for an answer. Hoping this wouldn't have his head blown off, Vegeta shook his head and hoped for best.

Luckily for him Zarbon just sighed and walked off. Suddenly Frieza took his arm and started leading him over to the large window on the other side of the room. Before Vegeta could ask what they where doing, he spotted Dadoria standing in front of the window apparently in the middle of a deep conversation with his own reflection. "What in the name of Pete are you doing?" He asked the fat pink alien. "Oh that's Dadoria's new friend his name is Winston," Freiza answered for him. Vegeta wriggled out of Freiza's grip and backed towards the door. "I'm sorry sir but I really should go!!" He said, turning around and punching the button. The doors slid open with a hissss just before Vegeta dove out of them and onto the floor. He looked up in time to Freiza burst into tears, wailing that he didn't love him.

Standing up and brushing himself off, Vegeta continued to stare at the closed doors. "Too much space travel," He said simply, and started to walk back to the dining room.

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