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Hoshi: Chyeah, I'm your writer. HAPPY HALLOWEEN! This contains really silly shonen-ai or "boys love", so if you don't like it, then get the f--!

We're sorry, but Hoshi was suddenly sent flying. I told her to be nice to the readers, but do those OCs listen? Yes, this story does contain shonen-ai that is not actually all that serious, but even if you are in the slightest bit uncomfortable with something of that matter, then please find something else you'd like to read. Thank you!

Hoshi: You'll pay for this someday. Oh, and the actual pairing in this fic is RoyxSheik because I missed my creator's birthday. It's not really shonen-ai, but it has a little one-sidedness. Oh and my first, last, and ONLY warning:

EASILY OFFENDED PIT FANS SHOULD NOT READ THIS STORY.

And just to be safe...if you're easily offended ZSS, Peach, and or Zelda fans, then you probably shouldn't read this either.

Another Warning: I finally reread this and I realize that this is some stupid shit. I'm a terrible writer and you probably shouldn't take this seriously.

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"Hey, Roy, are you going to dress up for Halloween?" that angel everyone calls Pit, asked in an overly sweet voice. Everyone's favorite red-head was thinking that question over.

"Well, I don't have a costume…so probably not." Pit smiled, expecting this answer, and pulled out some fake yet very authentic wings.

"For Halloween, I'm going as a fallen angel, so if you go as a regular angel then we can match!" His smile got even wider as he felt proud of himself for thinking up something so clever. As for Roy…

"But angel wings are so useless." And lo, the angel fell over in shock.

"Ah-hem, Roy," what great recovery! "I'll have you know that since I am an angel; I have wings and I can tell you that they are not useless!" Ah, but this debate wasn't going to finish anytime soon.

"You can't even fly with them. So much good that's done for you." Pit tried to try his best holding in his irritation.

"You know that I am a flightless angel, so my wings aren't the problem."

"So you just carry them around for no good reason. Doesn't that make them a burden?"

"They are NOT a burden! When I'm cold or sleepy, I can wrap myself up in them." He smirked in finding a good point.

"So can a blanket. Not to mention, you tend to leave a trail of feathers everywhere you go." Roy pointed to the trail of white feathers behind Pit. If he were anyone else he would've just slapped the boy, but NOOOO he was an angel. Angels don't act violently; they just forgive and forget, but this angel was Pit.

So he just stuttered, gave up, and cried. Then he ran away while Roy looked on.

"Maybe I shouldn't have of said of that…"

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Peach was taking a walk on such a wonderful autumn day when she heard the saddest sound she could've ever heard. She saw that poor sweet angel bawling his eyes out and sitting on a rock. She walked up to him and patted him softly.

"Pit…Are you okay? What happened?" he looked up from his uncontrollable sobbing.

"W-well…," he sniffed, "R-Roy was being really mean to me!" Peach was surprised. How dare that punk make this cute little guy so sad?!

"Don't you worry about him, Pit. I'll go talk to him for you." He tried to wipe his tears away and started to smile.

"Really?!"

"Of course! And I'll even get the rest of the girls to back me up." Pit tackled her into a hug.

"Oh, thank you so much, Peach! Thank you, thank you, thank you!"

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"Zero Suit! Zelda!" Peach shouted to her awesome female comrades. "You won't believe this!" That got their attention.

"What?" They hoped for some new gossip.

"Roy made Pit cry!" Wow, she really gets to the juicy stuff.

"What?! That little punk!" Zero Suit shouted her complaint.

"How dare he do such a thing to that poor innocent angel!" Zelda was pissed.

"You know what we should do to teach that jerk a lesson, right?!" Peach continued her little rally.

"Duh! Torture him!" Zero Suit pointed out.

"Hell yes!" Zelda added. Sheik had walked in to tell them to keep the racket down, but now she had other ideas after listening to their conversation.

"Zelda, you better not hurt Roy! If you do, I'll never forgive you!" Damn straight! Samus was also there for the same reason, but she also had other ideas.

"What she said!" They rock so much.

"Aw don't worry! We're just going to scare him a little." Zero Suit told her armored counterpart. "After all, it is close to Halloween."

"Mm-hmm..." Zelda added. And so the Pit fans trio left to "talk" to Roy.

"Why can't they fall for a real man once in a while?" Samus asked.

"Something we weren't meant to know." Sheik told her.

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Hoshi: And so, Roy is at the mercy of three dangerous fangirls...will he live through it?

Hey, this is probably the first multi-chapter story you've written.

Hoshi: OH MY GOD!