Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia or any of it's characters! Although that should be obvious ^^
A/N: So, here's a little short-fic for you guys (is that even a term?), it's a bit of a drabble so sorry^^. I got this idea from a video I watched on Facebook aha, enjoy!~ Rated T for awkward parrot noises.
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A parrot was a horrible gift idea.
Yes the colourful parrot was a nice creature and although Lovino wouldn't admit it, he had come to enjoy it's company while Antonio was away for work, and it was the same for Antionio, but still the damn bird was a horrible idea, why?
The bird was kept in a cage the room next to theirs, it was a spacious room but they didn't want the thing pooping all over the floor so at night it was locked up but during the day it was free to roam. One night, Antonio had forgotten to lock the stupid bird up for various reasons of course! But...it would've been a good idea to lock the damn parrot up.
Parrots are known to mimic human speech and sometimes sounds that they hear in their lifetimes, some owners teach their parrots to swear on purpose but this one would occasionally squawk "Fuck you Toni!" right when someone important came over, usually they would laugh and call it "cute" but Lovino was always left in a blushing mess, Antonio would try to laugh it off. Other times the bird would cock it's head to the side and say, "Eres tan lindo, Lovi." Which would always cause Lovino to turn bright red, Antonio would laugh and wrap his arm around Lovino's waist, knowing he'd get a lecture right afterwards about calling him "cute" in front of the bird, or at all really.
These little events were no big deal really, just little bumps in the couple's lives that would either make them laugh or rush to cover up what the bird had said in important situations. But again, this damn bird was let loose one important night.
The next day, they were having a small get together for their friends, of course the bird was left to fly around on it's own, visiting everyone as it tried to steal food from everyone, but maybe that was a mistake too. When no one was paying attention to the damn bird it flew onto the coffee table, which was usual for the large parrot, but no one could prepare for what happened next.
"Oh Toni~" It moaned, seeming to rub up against the table in a provocative manner, everyone's eyes darted to the parrot.
"Si~ Di più." The parrot moaned once again before mimicking some pants and grunts, both Lovino and Antonio were frozen as they watched this parrot's damn display, it only seemed to move quicker and get louder with it's ridiculous pants and moans.
"Si! Si! Faster!" It cried, that's when Lovino ran for that damn bird, it only flew to sit on top of the television where it had seemed to finish it's display, giving another loud moan.
"Oh Toni~ So much~" The bird cried, Lovino was as red as a tomato and Antonio looked like he was going to faint, for once in his life this bird's stupid remarks weren't funny.
"We're getting rid of it." Lovino hissed at Antonio, who only nodded quietly, everyone else in the room stayed silent, even when the bird was shoved back into it's cage.
"Parrot's are bad presents." Feliciano suddenly said, who was also red, much like Lovino.
"Yeah.." The other Italian muttered.
Long story short; Don't get a parrot for your boyfriend.