A/N: I love Fred and George!George and Fred! They are just so amazing so with prompts as obvious as these I had to write about the twins 3 !Please Review and Comment! I would appreciate to know what you think!
Written For: The Galleon Competition
Prompts: Setting- Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes Phrase: I amaze myself sometimes. Object: Toilet (All incorporated somehow!)
Located in Number 93 Diagon Alley, the Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes was by far a very entertaining shop that could always be heard having laughter coming out of it. Unfortunately, now was not one of those times.
"FRED! GEORGE!" bellowed Molly Weasley. At the age of 50 she still had a very loud voice that didn't require any use of spells to make it even louder.
"Mother, you don't have to scream," began Fred.
"We can hear just fine," finished George.
"That is besides the point!" said Molly in a firm voice with her hands on her hips, "Where did you get this toilet?"
"Out of a lavatory,of course," replied George grinning.
"We just can't get this off the floor," said Fred mirroring George
"Boys," said Arthur putting a hand on Molly's shoulder, "I'm sure your mother meant from where did you take this toilet."
"Well," began Fred before pausing,"You might want to pull out a chair this might take awhile."
"I just want to know where you got this toilet, Fred," said Molly exasperated.
"And miss a wonderful tale? Surely not, mother," answered George then to the guests' in the shop, "Who want's to hear a story?"
Molly turned to glare at the boys who so cleverly evaded her question but as she looked behind her she clearly saw the people getting ready for storytime! As they got comfortable, Molly sighed, "Oh well, just get on with it!"
"It was a fine morning not a cloud in the sky," said Fred in a soft mellow voice.
"The sun was shining, and the birds were chirping, and two boys were in their bed," continued George in the same voice.
"Yes, two identical twin boys by the names of yours truly Fred and George had just woken up-"
"-These boys had a dream to be remembered as one of the Greatest Pranksters Hogwarts had ever seen!"
"But their mother would occasionally crush that amazing dream," sighed Fred as he stared off into the distance, The guests' laughed at the twins antics but Molly narrowed her eyes ever so slightly. She posed her mouth ready to interrupt but George beat her to it.
"But not to worry! September !st had just come! The Hogwarts day had come at last and we were entering our third year. But then we met him!"
"Harry Potter!" chorused the twins. Harry blushed and smiled sheepishly as the heads turned to face him.
"It was then at the same moment we met him that we had our best idea yet!" cried Fred triumphantly.
'Really, Fred? No, it was not our idea but our guest of honor Miss Molly Weasley!" said George then started to clap wildly with Fred. It grew infectious and soon everyone but Molly was clapping.
"Wha-but-how I never gave you one of your ideas!" stuttered out a bewildered Molly
"But you did!" grinned Fred.
"As you were wishing us good luck, and goodbye!" mirrored George.
"Don't do anything stupid like blow up a toilet!" said Fred and George in unison.
They let that piece of information sink in before Molly's eyes widened in understanding.
"Hogwarts! Oh, Merlin that's a Hogwarts toilet seat isn't it?" said Molly with worry in her voice and in her face.
"Blimey! Hogwarts!" awed Ron. Many of the other guests were also wondering how on earth did they manage to get a toilet seat.
"For those of you wondering," began Fred in a dramatic and booming voice.
"Because you are wondering!" finished George with an equally dramatic voice.
"We have to thank Professor, oops no it's, Headmistress McGonagall," said the twins pointing at Professor McGonagall.
"Minerva," whispered Molly in shock at the older witch who had a small smile on her face.
"I did it for one good reason, Molly. The boys wanted to give you one very special present," said Professor McGonagall smiling broadly.
"Mother," they said together, "Even though, you may be getting older as the years pass by we wanted you to know that we'll always be here for you. We'll always be here to provide you smiles, and laughs. And we'll always be your special pranksters."
"No matter how old we'll get," said George.
"No matter how horrid we may look," chimed in Fred.
'You'll always be our mother who we're trying to impress," they smiled at Molly who had tears in her eyes.
"Get over here you two!" she said before embracing them, her baby twin boys, in one giant hug.
The guests smiled as Molly hugged her sons with tears of happiness even some people had tears in their eyes. Who knew the Weasley Twins were so sentimental?
"Oh, yeah mum, Happy Birthday!" they chorused as one of them flushed the toilet.
The heard a pop and a banner came out spelling Happy Birthday, Mom!
"It couldn't just be a regular toilet?" asked Molly wirily as she watched the toilet change colors and designs.
"Of course not! It's called The Toilet Seat of Fun!" said Fred acting shocked.
"You know us! Always coming up with new products!" replied George smirking.
"The Best for mum!" they said laughing.
"Oh, that's just great! How am I going to top that one?" sighed Ron as he threw his hands in the air. Everybody laughed.
The Festivities continued on, and the Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes had laughter coming out once again. However, two boys, well, two identical twin boys watched silently observing the scene with grins as wide as the Cheshire Cat's.
"Well, what do you think Forge?" asked George.
"We did a pretty darn good, Gred," answered Fred.
"Best Birthday's mum had yet, i say," casually said George.
"Because of us of course!" replied Fred,
"I really do amaze myself sometimes," they said together before joining the party.
Because a party can't really start without the twins, of course!