This game hasn't been parodied nearly as much as it should be.
Blue Coast
Scene 1
Location: An Extremely Undefined City
VECTOR (through a walky-talky): Espio! I have a new mission for you!
ESPIO(not through a walky-talky): Finally! Now I can somehow make more money in order to pay for that rent we haven't paid in decades! Uh, I mean... what is it?
VECTOR: There's this guy called Silver that popped up out of nowhere! Directly after that, chao started disappearing! And since I have absolutely no other form of evidence backing up this lousily-made theory, I need you to find evidence that Silver is indeed the culprit!
ESPIO: What if I find evidence that proves he isn't the culprit?
VECTOR: Then manipulate the evidence so that it looks like it's him, anyway!
ESPIO: Uh, why?
VECTOR: Because I have an irrational hatred for him and I want him in prison for something he potentially never even committed!
ESPIO: I'm going to decide not to question that logic and carry out this irrational task blindly and without any further questions.
SILVER (who came out of nowhere, by the way): HEY, CHAMELEON!
ESPIO: OH, DEAR GOD, WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?! And what kind of way is that to greet someone?!
SILVER: I came from a double rainbow eating unhealthy amounts of popcorn, located in the sky above Rivendell!
ESPIO: ...What?
SILVER: Also, that's how I greet everyone. Don't mind me. Also, do you know where any chao are?
ESPIO: Uh-
SILVER: YOU KNOW WHERE THEY ARE, DON'T YOU?!
ESPIO: NO! I mean, yes. Maybe. Yes. No, wait, no, no I don't. I definitely have a vague idea as to where a chao might be. That is, uh, I might know something, except for that I actually don't.
SILVER: Well, you're mental. On to the next innocent bystander, then.
ESPIO: Okay, you sir, are seriously mistaken! Nothing about what I just said should make you think I'm insane! Freakin' teenagers...
SILVER: Wait, you mean you're not a teenager?
ESPIO: UM... no.
SILVER: You sure about that?
ESPIO: Totally! Now, I'm going to go run away for absolutely no reason. Bye.
SILVER: H-Hey, chameleon dude! Wait up!
SHADOW (who is lurking in the background): Hmm, it seems that purple chameleon is being chased by that maniac Silver for no apparent reason. This must mean we should follow them! Metal Sonic, you follow the purple chameleon thing, and I'll stalk Silver!
METAL SONIC (who is also lurking in the background): ... (display) [You have serious issues.]
SHADOW: Shut up and start following him already.
METAL SONIC: [Fine, Mr. Smartypants.]
SHADOW: Ugh, you're starting to remind me of Sonic.
Scene 1.A (No Level Between Scenes; Background Changes)
Location: 50 Feet or So Away From the First Scene
SILVER: Dang it, I lost him! I wonder if this has anything to do with the cha-
SHADOW: *backflips, landing in front of Silver*
SILVER: HOLY CRAP!
SHADOW: SILVER! I have come from the depths of the earth in order to ask you an extremely blunt and straightforward question!
SILVER: Oh, my God! YOU'RE SHADOW!
SHADOW: Uh, yeah. We met a few months ago.
SILVER: THIS IS A TOTALLY UNEXPECTED TURN OF EVENTS!
SHADOW: Sure... whatever. Now why are you here and what are you up to? I swear, if it has anything to do with rainbows, then I'm going to kick you in the head. Again.
SILVER: Oh, don't worry! It has nothing to do with you!
SHADOW: I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or just trying to be annoying...
SILVER: In any case, don't get in my way. 'Kay?
SHADOW: Yeah, uh, no.
SILVER: ...Huh?
SHADOW: I'm going to do whatever I can to prevent you from doing what you're about to do, despite not having any idea what it is!
SILVER: Makes sense to me! Let's have a race for absolutely no reason whatsoever!
SHADOW: For once, I agree with something that has stemmed from your vocal cords.
*Race ensues*
End Scene 1
Scene 2
Location: Further Along Who-Knows-Where
SILVER: Gee, that race was intense! I had to roll around in barrels, bounce on gravity-defying springs, and- WOULD YOU QUIT FOLLOWING ME?!
SHADOW: No. Unless, of course, you tell me what I want to know.
SILVER: In that case, since I for some reason need to keep what I'm here for a secret, I'm going to challenge you to a duel!
SHADOW: A duel? You? Don't make me laugh! You're weak! And you know what makes you weak?
SILVER: Um, no. What?
SHADOW: The fact that you use Kuriboh in your card games! I AM FAR SUPERIOR IN THE WAYS OF LETHAL CARD GAMES FOR CHILDREN!
SILVER: NOT THAT KIND OF DUEL, YOU IMBECILE!
SHADOW: Ohhh...!
SILVER: I mean like a fist fight!
SHADOW: OOOOOHHHHHHH...! I knew that.
SILVER: Suuure you did...
*Fight scene ensues*
End Scene 2
Scene 3
Location: I Don't Even Know at This Point
ESPIO: Whew, that was a close one! I don't actually know what I was trying to avoid, but thank God I managed to avoid it!
METAL SONIC: *comes out of nowhere* (display) [Wow, it took an entire scene to track you down. Presumably, this is a new record.]
ESPIO: Oh, my God! YOU'RE METAL SONIC!
METAL SONIC: [How in the heck do you know who I am? Is the blue color scheme really that much of a givaway?]
ESPIO: I never thought I'd get to meet a Robotnik-class Metal Sonic! Now if only I was familiar with the other-class Metal Sonics so I could do a comparison...
METAL SONIC: [Wow, and I thought Shadow had problems.]
ESPIO: Shadow's here, too?! This must mean Eggman's involved!
METAL SONIC: [YOU SHOULD HAVE COME TO THAT CONCLUSION WHEN YOU SAW ME!]
ESPIO: Unfortunately, as much as I'd like to use my extremely epic ninja computer hacking skills to investigate you, I have to hunt down Silver. Good day.
METAL SONIC: [Oh, no you don't! I have orders to follow you! YOU CAN'T ESCAPE FROM ME!]
*Race Ensues*
End Scene 3
Scene 4
Location: Uh...
ESPIO: Wow, that race was intense! I got to use those glider things that generally have terrible collision detection! Truly, my survival is the result of my Ninja Power.
SILVER (who came out of nowhere yet again): I have so many injuries right now...
ESPIO: WHOA! S-Silver!
SILVER: OH, YOU KNOW MY NAME, HUH?! Well that's just splendid! Now I have two creepy stalkers to follow me around! WHO EVEN ARE YOU?!
ESPIO: I am Espio. I am also not a mere citizen.
SILVER: Well, duh! I doubt any "mere citizen" would go around stalking me for no reason!
EGGMAN (who also appeared out of nowhere): HOOOOH HO HO HO HO! You two are hilarious! I need to get some popcorn for this!
ESPIO: Where did you come from?!
SILVER: Well, good luck trying to get any from a double rainbow. They're stingy about their popcorn. ...Wait... Eggman Nega?!
ESPIO: Eggman... NEGA?
EGGMAN NEGA: CURSE YOU, SILVER! ONCE AGAIN, YOU HAVE UNCOVERED MY TRUE IDENTITY!
SILVER: Actually, I just like adding "Nega" to the end of the names of my adversaries. You just revieled yourself by your own accord.
EGGMAN NEGA: DANG IT! Oh, well, might as well unleash a killer robot on all of you, now.
SHADOW: Eggman NEGA? SO YOU'RE THE ONE BEHIND ALL OF THIS!
ESPIO: Behind all of what?
SILVER: BACK OFF, SHADOW! HE'S MINE!
SHADOW: But you're more wounded than me, how are you fit to fight anything?
SILVER: I'm fit enough to fight you over who gets to fight the killer robot!
ESPIO: That doesn't make any sense...
SHADOW & SILVER: It makes perfect sense and you know it!
ESPIO: Okay, okay, geez...!
*Competitive Boss Fight ensues*
ESPIO: Man, I sure am content to just stand here and watch those two kill each other while trying to simultaneously kill a common enemy. Maybe I'll go get some popcorn to go with this. Too bad the rainbows won't sell any to me.
SILVER (in the background): OH, GOD, MY LEG!
SHADOW: HAHAHAHA- OW! Okay, that's it! You mess with the chest fur, and you mess with CHAOS CONTROL!
SILVER: NOT IF I CAN USE PSYCHIC CONTROL, FIRST!
SHADOW: That's not even a thing!
SILVER: It's totally a thing, you jerk! AGH, NOT THE WEIRD RAZOR THING! KEEP IT AWAY FROM ME!
SHADOW: If only there was an obvious weak spot!
SILVER: There is an obvious weak spot-
SHADOW: NOPE. DEFINITELY SUBTLE.
ESPIO: Yup. This is the life. ... I wonder where Metal Sonic went.
End Scene 4
End Level 1: Blue Coast
DISCLAIMER: I do not own Sonic the Hedgehog, SEGA, or any of their products, including characters, names of places, etc. All rights go to their respective owners.
Author's Notes: So, I was watching a walkthrough of this game on YouTube, and I just couldn't help but parody it. I'm surprised at how little parodies there are of this game, actually. Currently, I'm just focusing on Silver and Espio's story, because it's just such a random duo. I had a ton of fun writing this, and I hope you all liked reading it!