This is my first SSBB fic. I hope you enjoy it!
Disclaimer: I don't own anything.
Marth was sitting by a river. It was hot outside. He was hot. In a tempurature sense, because we all know he is quite attractive. But anyway, he was hot. And sitting by a river. And he wanted to go swimming.
"But I will get my clothes wet!" He said aloud. This would not be fitting for a prince of his stature! So he thought.
"I can take off my clothes!" This was an excellent idea that only Marth and his genius could ever think of! So he stripped down, revealing his sexy arms and toned chest and blue pubes that he had sculpted into a heart shape because Marth is a well groomed metrosexual.
Marth jumped into the water quickly just in case any rapscallions that wanted to rape him were lurking around (like Snake), and he was quite content. The water was cool and refreshing and he liked it. He was no longer sweaty, and this pleased him.
But something happened then, that Marth did not intend! He felt a strange sensation around his manhood! It was like someone was sucking on it quite vigorously!
This was disturbing! Did Snake find a way to track him and then go underwater? Marth placed his hands around the intruder, and tried to pull it off with a primal yell.
But it would not move! Even more disturbing, it felt fish-like! Marth scurried out of the water, and saw that a Cheep-Cheep had latched around his wing-wang! How odd...even more odd and disturbing, Marth found himself growing aroused at the sucking sensation, even though he knew it was a fish. He pulled at the Cheep-Cheep, but that only made it suck harder! The more he pulled, the harder it sucked, and the more he knew it was not going to end well!
Marth kept pulling in vain. He pulled and pulled and pulled and the fish sucked and sucked and sucked and his dinger suddenly screamed "OH GOD I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!" and blew a large load of Mini-Marths into the Cheep-Cheep's mouth, blasting it off and onto the sand.
Marth just lay panting there, thinking about what had just happened. "That was strangely erotic," he said, looking at the Cheep-Cheep. He grinned and picked up the poor flopping fish. "I think I will kep you as a 'pet'...kekekeke!"
"You've abused your penis privilages, bitch!" The last thing Marth saw was a giant boner coming for his head before he was beaten to death with it. Then Gheb picked up the poor little Cheep-Cheep and placed it back in the water.
"Be careful, little guy," Gheb said, waving at it. Then he spread his wings and flew off to find Princess Peach.
I hope you enjoyed this! I didn't mean for the ending to be so sad.