It was a normal day at the hakurei shrine. Reimu sweeped the floor as usual.
"Ah, I'm so happy" she said, still sweeping.
Suddenly the door breaks, something's flown right into it!
"WhAT THE FUCKING FUCK" Reimu yells. She runs over to the hole in the door. Up rises a youkai. It's Wriggle Nightbug. She screams. "What the hell what why are you screaming I am not good with kids uh"
Wriggle does not respond and simply kicks Reimu's leg. It's a pretty good kick, honestly, Reimu falls and Wriggle runs away laughing. "The fuck" Reimu exclaims.
At Marissa's house.
"Wait holy shit there's Moomin yaoi why" she says. A knock on the door. Marissa goes to open the door, still in shock of her discovery. "Hello?"
"You're pretty ok" Wriggle, standing at the door says.
"Oh, thanks. Hey did you know Moomin yaoi is a thing that exists" Marisa says.
"Holy shit really?"
"Ya"
"Oh my god" Wriggle says and leaves.
"It came, Suwako, it came!" Sanae squeed happily, holding up a book of some sort.
Suwako turns around. shes fucking pissed. "Sanae is this sanaes meme time no its Suwako's Meme Time! Please"
"Oh sorry It came, Kanako, it came!"
"What your boyfriend" Kanako said sarcastically.
"First of all how dare you second of all you know i know tfw no bf third of all it's my new moomin yaoi! It's called Rosemari no Go!"
"What does that mean"
"I don't know probably something romantic."
"Did someone say roMANTIC!?" Someone says. Sanae and Kanako look over. "Can't a Suwako have her meme time over here!? GOD!" Suwako yells.
"I'll sauce ya real good don't worry babe" The someone is a short greenhaired person with a black fedora and open shirt.
"I'm sorry you you can't be here right now it's Suwako's Meme Time" Sanae apologizes.
"Oh. Well sorry then." The mysterious person says and leaves. I wonder who they were...
Terrible screams came from the forest, it sounded as if someone was being mauled to bits while also trying to scream as badly as they could.
"Man what could possibly be better than singing to yourself in the middle of the night" Mystia said.
"Did someone say roMANTIC!?" Someone yelled. Down came the same mysterious creature as from before, who could they be?
"What" Mystia said
"Get ready to get leady" the disguised person says.
"What Wriggle is that y do you even know what lead is" Mystia continues to question.
"w/e the point is the nights young and so am i but unlike the night im hot af" the hot mysterious someone says.
"Wriggle no"
"Wriggle yes"
"Where did you even get that hat you look awful in a fedora doesn't that hurt your freaky antennae things" Mystia asks and shut up fedoras are awesome.
The handsome and nice person tips her fedora, "M'ystia" they say, and they're off.
"Fuck me." Mystia says exhaustedly.
Further in the forest, are Aya and Momiji, they are hiking. "Man fuck bugs honestly" Aya states. Suddenly a pinecone is thrown at Aya's face.
"DON'T FUCK THE BUGS!" Wriggle cries from a remotely far away tree, and takes off again.
"... Who the fuck is that" Momiji says. Someone you've upset go and apologize.
"WHO PUT SPIDERS ON MY DICK"