CHAPTER 1: Again
"Damn you, Lannister!" Brienne cursed over her shoulder while standing in their bathroom. Jaime came over to her only to find his wench glaring at something in her hand.
"What is it Wen-" he was cut off as Brienne shoved something white in his left hand.
"You got me pregnant! Again!" Jaime was of course elated and was about to kiss Brienne senseless when he saw Brienne looking so frustated.
"It's been only four months since Galladon and Joanna was born and now this! This is all your damn fault Jaime." Brienne sighed defeatedly.
Jaime was baffled, "But it was a team effort, was it not? And I thought you wanted to have our kids close in age?"
"Don't you dare pull that 'it's a team effort' card on me Jaime." Brienne growled.
"And when I said that I wanted our kids close in age, I didn't know then that we would be having twins!" Brienne whined. It was unthinkable because Brienne never ever whined. "And now you didn't even gave me a chance to recuperate from having to push two humans out of me!"
Jaime could only scramble for words trying to console his clearly distressed wife. After some soft words, a warm hug and a kiss to the tip of her crooked nose, Brienne mumbled against his shoulder, "You better hope to the Seven we're not having twins again Jaime or I might seriously consider castrating you."
Jaime could only grin and made a promise to himself to pray to the Seven every single night until another set of his twins will be born.
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