The Dorks at Cross Academy
When four new girls (Kyoko, Emiko, Yosockies, and Kirby) moved to Cross Academy the school was never the same. This is their story. Along with appearances by Death Note and Ourn High School Host Club Members.
Aidou: And why do I have to do this?
Kyoko: Because you tried to do it to Emiko.
Aidou: But I'm dead- (inside joke please send private message to me and I will try to explain ^^)
Kyoko: Then I'll have Maria rape you if you don't!
Aidou: *sigh* Fine.
*Aidou presses school intercom button*
Kyoko: Now just read the paper I gave you.
Aidou: Attention Cross Academy. This is your beloved "Idol" speaking. I am here today to make a confession. I, Aidou Hanabusa, am uncontrollably, burningly, and passionately in…. love…… with…. *mumbles*
Kyoko: What was that?
Aidou: I am in love with Kiryu Zero!!!
*Every person in the school's mouth drops*
Zero: *eating apple* …..Aidou is in love with Kiryu Zero!!! *chokes on apple*
Fan girls: Kyahha!!! Zero!!! *evil glares*
Zero: I uh. Gotta go. *runs away from evil fan girls and leaves apple*
*fan girls fight over apple*
*Aidou walks out from office*
Zero: AIDOU!! What was that for? *runs up to Aidou like he is going to attack him*
Aidou: I……………uh…………………Kyoko made me do it! I made fun of Emiko so Kyoko made do it as payback *runs like a chicken*
Zero: I'll kill you *runs after Aidou*
Aidou: I'm already dead!
Zero: Shut up! *not watching where he is going*
BAM
*ran into three girls. Zero falls on ground*
Kirby: Hey watch it dunder head!
Emiko: Yea! That hurts!
Yosockies: *kicks Zero* You owe me $50 for my books!
Zero: You'll get over it. You probably can't read anyway. You three look just as dumb as Aidou.
Kirby, Emiko, Yosockies: HEY!!
Zero: *jumps up and runs a way. Kirby runs after him*
Kirby: Get back here! I want to hurt you!!
Emiko and Yosockies: *pick up books*
Emiko: I wonder what she'll do to him this time?
Yosockies: Who knows? It's different every time.
We'll show you a sweet dream…….
Next Night