Hey guys!
So me and my friend (faye) were talking and she'd drawn a hippie rabbit called oliver
thus came the idea for this really short crackfic...
enjoy!
Oliver was lonely.
He wanted Amelie but she found that a big no-no cos she had her Samuel and everything was perfect for her.
But that made Oliver even lonelier.
So he brought a pet.
A rabbit called Oliver because Oliver is such a cool name and everyone and everything should be called Oliver.
And Oliver (the vampire) was happy with Oliver (the rabbit) and they were always together.
That is, until Myrnin killed Oliver.
Because he felt unhappy because Oliver had went off leaving Myrnin to not be able to play tricks on him.
So when Amelie got the phone call saying Oliver was dead..
She had a very big party!
Until Oliver came in
And it turned out Myrnin had killed the rabbit Oliver
Not the vampire
And then Myrnin walked in wearing his brand new cool rabbit slippers, which just completed the world and everyone should treat like Gods.
"OLIVER!" Oliver shouted, noticing one of the rabbits was his Oliver. He started crying. Poor Oliver...
And Amelie and Myrnin burst out laughing.
Because they're mean :(
So Oliver went on a rampage and killed everyone.
All because of Oliver- the rabbit, going bye byes.
So yeah... Hope you enjoyed that bit of randomness we went through
reviews are muchly appreciated
Terri :) xx