Why hello there! I've shit my pants. I am Professor Oak. That stands for, Oh, ASS Crap! - Game Grumps. Sorry, couldn't resist. Anyway, this is a story about the Soul Eater gang coming together for a game of Dare or Dare. Apparently, truths are boring...I'm also doing a Steven Universe Dare or Dare, but don't worry, it's not the same dares, that would be BORING. So! Enough chatter, here's the first part!

Dare or Dare...?

"Come on in, Tsubaki!" Maka said happily, ushering her in.

They had invited the gang over for a sleepover at Maka and Soul's apartment.

"Oh, hi Maka!" Tsubaki gushed.

"Oh, uh, where's Black Star?" Maka glanced behind Tsubaki.

"I'M RIGHT HERE! YAHOO!" Black Star's voice rang in Maka's ear and he laughed as Maka turned around, furious.

Him and Soul were doubled over, laughing.

"Y-you s-should h-have s-seen y-your f-face!" Soul cackled, clutching his stomach and slapping Black Star on the back.

"MAAAKAAA...CHOP!" She smashed her book over Black Star's head and Soul's.

They lay eagle-spread on the floor, a pool of blood surrounding their heads.

"Well, this is a nice way to start it off." Tsubaki mumbled, a sweat drop making it's way down her head.

"At least she made their blood pool symmetrical." A smooth voice said, and Death the Kid casually walked into the apartment with Liz and Patty at his side, as usual.

"Ouch." Liz winced at the sight of them, but Patty just laughed hysterically and squeezed her giraffe.

Once everyone was settled in, they sat in a circle, ready to start the night.

DING-DONG!

Maka got up and murmured, "Who could that be?"

She opened the door and smiled. "Crona! I thought you weren't coming? So glad you're here!"

Crona went red and stared at the floor.

"Well...I mean..." Crona said quietly.

"GOOBLEE!" Mini Ragnarok screeched angrily, and smacked Crona in the head. "This wuss said e' couldn't go cuz he was SCARED of SLEEPING OVER WITH GIIIRLS! Especially you!" Ragnarok added snarkily, smirking at the slight shade of pink Maka's cheeks were.

Soul got up and smacked Ragnarok in the head ("Owww!") and smirked at Crona in a friendly way.

"Relax, Crona. Ragnarok likes Tsubaki." He smirked at Ragnarok, who was blushing.

"Only because s-she makes good food!" Ragnarok sputtered, glancing at a silently laughing Tsubaki.

Just as Crona sat down, Maka heard a knock on the door.

She rolled her eyes, slightly annoyed, but got up.

She gasped as she opened the door, because Stein was standing there, twisting his screw.

"I heard you were having a sleepover?" Stein said with a faint smile.

"No!" Maka slammed the door, but immediately heard more knocking.

She opened the door slightly, but suddenly it burst open and Spirit was there, waving his arms frantically.

"IF HE'S SLEEPING OVER, SO AM I!" He shrieked, flailing his arms so violently he would have nailed Stein right in the face if he hadn't ducked.

Maka groaned loudly, but let them in.

She was just about to sit down when she heard more knocking.

When she opened it, their was Miss Marie, Justin, and Azusa.

She let them, but as soon as she closed the door, there was more knocking.

"WHAAAT?!" She screamed, flinging open the door.

Lord Death and Sid were standing there, sweat drops making there way down there heads.

They shrugged apologetically, "We heard there was a sleepover?"

"Dad!" Kid groaned.

Maka let them in, and they were now sitting in a circle (Maka made sure to lock the door).

"ALRIIIGHT! WHAT SHOULD WE DO FIIIRST?!" Black Star screamed.

Maka pulled out a hat and showed them all the little slips of paper in it.

"Dare or Dare, of course!" Maka said.

Azusa pushed up her glasses.

"I believe it's, Truth or Dare, Maka."

Maka sighed, "Yes, I'm aware. But truths are boring and easy."

With that, she fished one out, read it, made a face, and read it outloud, "Put on a blindfold and slow dance with someone, then try to guess who they are by just touch."

Everyone burst out laughing, and Soul blindfolded Maka and helped her up.

Everyone glanced at each other, smirked, then glanced at Sid, who sweat-dropped.

Soul helped her over to him and she stood there.

Then Sid hesitated, but took her hand.

As soon as they started a slow waltz, Maka made a disgusted noise and whipped her hand back. "GROSS! Zombie flesh is warm and wet!"

"Actually, it's just sweat." Sid sweat-dropped.

"CORRECT!" Everyone laughed and Maka took off her blindfold and muttered, "Sorry, Sid-sensei."

"Ah, it's fine." Sid shrugged and grinned.

Maka sat down and passed the hat to Soul.

He reached in, and pulled one out. "Be blindfolded and be fed something disgusting." He groaned as Maka put on his blindfold and everyone stood up to go to the kitchen.

After much whispering and giggling, they finally decided on chili powder.

Maka sprinkled some onto a spoon, and they went back to the circle.

Maka ordered Soul to open his mouth, and he reluctantly obeyed.

Maka shoved the spoon in his mouth and immediately he screamed and spewed the chili powder directly into Maka's eyes.

Needless to say, him and Maka were running around in circles, Soul fanning his mouth, Maka clawing her eyes, everyone else laughing.

They crashed into each other (Soul was blindfolded and Maka was blinded) and fell onto the floor.

Soul took off his blindfold and ran to the kitchen screaming, "MIIILK!"

Maka finally opened her eyes, bloody tears were streaming down her face and her eyes were red.

She muttered a few not-nice things about Soul, but she seemed fine except for occasional eye twitches.

Soul came back, looking great, until Maka maka-chopped him with a book.

Soul painfully passed the hat to Black Star, and he whooped and shoved his hand in the hat, bringing out a little slip of paper.

"You have to remain completely still for a full minute. The people around you can do whatever they think will make you move." Everyone laughed when Black Star was finished; Black Star had serious ADHD.

Black Star sat and closed his eyes.

Kid snickered and walked over to the kitchen and called, "If I am better than Black Star, he will not move."

Black Star immediately jumped up and ran towards Kid yelling, "NOOO WAAAYYY!"

Black Star punched Kid in the face, sending him flying into the fridge.

Kid got up, cursed, and staggered over to Liz and Patty and sat down.

Black Star looked satisfied, until he realized he lost and sat down heavily.

He grumpily passed the hat to the Tsubaki, who daintily picked the one on top.

"Become the slave of your choosing for 10 minutes." Tsubaki pointed at Justin. "I'll be your slave, Justin."

Justin stared at her blankly; he couldn't hear what she was saying because he had his earbuds in, but he could read her lips.

He motioned her to come by him, and so Tsubaki got up and sat down next to him.

He took off his earbuds and gave them to her.

She fastened them on, and slowly started bobbing her head to the music.

"Tsunaida tamashii no hi ga

mune wo sasu nara.

Kotoba yori motto tsuyoi hibiki ga

ima kikoeru ka? Roku ni me mo awasazu

unmei ni made karandeku.

Yukisaki moro kabutteru

kuenai yoru wo hashire. Fukaoi shisugita mabushisa ga

warui yume ni tsuzuite mo. Tsunaida tamashii no hi ga

mune wo sasu nara.

Kotoba yori motto tsuyoi hibiki ga

ima kikoeru ka? Deatta wake wa dou datte ii

mikitsukerarete.

Fureta shunkan no kizu no fun dake

tashika ni nareru. Uso mo gisou mo aru

yoreta sekai wo teri tsukete.

Moroto mo bukkowaresona

muchuu no hate ga mitai. 'Hitori ni shinai' to tsukamu te wa. Yasashisa kara too sugite. Subete wo yakusoku dekiru

asu wa nai kara.

Kinou yori chotto mashi na kizuna wo

shinjite miyou ka. Tsunaida tamashii no hi ga

mune wo sasu nara.

Kotoba yori motto tsuyoi hibiki ga

ima kikoeru ka? Deatta wake wa dou datte ii mikitsukerarete.

Fureta shunkan no kizu no fun dake tashika ni nareru." Tsubaki sang sweetly.

Everyone stared at her with their mouth open, except for Justin, who just nodded as if that's what he expected, and took his earbuds back.

Tsubaki giggled and blushed, then sat next to Black Star.

She passed the hat to Kid, and he fished one out and read it outloud.

"Go to the bathroom and change into 'commando' clothes, wear it for the rest of the night."

Everyone laughed and Kid sighed and muttered, "I sure hope they are symmetrical."

He got up, went into the bathroom, and 15 minutes later he came out looking grumpy and ready for war.

He had a camouflage hat and he had two black stripes under both his hazel eyes.

He was wearing a camouflage jumpsuit and big black combat boots.

Everyone burst out laughing as Kid sat down and glared Black Star, who was laughing the hardest.

He passed the hat to Liz and picked one out.

"Touch your nose with your tongue." Liz stuck out her tongue and was trying very hard to touch her nose but was having troubles, to everyone's amusement.

As she passed the hat to Patty she muttered, "At least mine was easy."

Patty stuck her hand in eagerly and whipped her hand out to read it.

"Go outside and run around screaming, "I lost my voice, could someone help me find it?!"

Patty laughed and ran to the window.

Before anyone could stop her, she jumped out.

They all ran to the window, and sure enough, she was running around, screaming at the top of her lungs, "I LOST MY VOICE, BITCH, HELP ME FIND IT OR DIE, FUCK!" Patty stopped to hug a little girl named Rachel who looked a little perplexed, then ran up the side of the building and leaped into the window, smiling proudly.

Liz slapped her in the head.

"I'm getting the soap!"

Liz was about to head to the bathroom when Kid stopped her.

"Wait, stop! Remember, Liz, last time you did that?"

Liz sweat-dropped.

"Oh yeah...She swallowed it and hiccuped bubbles for a week. THAT was horrible."

Patty laughed and they all sat down in the circle again.

Patty passed the hat to Crona, who shakily picked one out and read it in a trembling voice while Ragnarok pulled his hair.

"N-name all of Snow White's seven d-dwarves. OWCH! Ragnarok, stop! READ THE REST, DAMMIT! A-alright, Ragnarok! A-Any you can't name, the people you are around will write those on your arms, legs, stomach, and f-face." Crona finished.

"HA, I'LL WRITE THE ONES YOU DIDN'T GET! WITH A KNIFE!" Ragnarok screeched.

Maka sweat-dropped. "Um, I think a marker would be fine."

Ragnarok folded his arms.

"Maka Albarn. You take the fun out of everything. FINE! Alright, Crona, go ahead!"

Crona looked embarrassed.

"Um...D-Dopey, Bashful...uh..." Crona looked at everyone. "T-that's it."

"THAT'S IT? HA! YOU MISSED DOC, GRUMPY, SNEEZY, SLEEPY, AND HAPPY!"

Maka handed him and marker, and Ragnarok wrote Doc on Crona's left arm, then snatched Crona's dress.

"C-careful, Ragnarok!" Crona yelped, blushing madly.

"WHOOPS!" Ragnarok snickered. "MY BAD!"

He then wrote Grumpy on Crona's left thigh, then snuck his hands up Crona's body so he was touching his stomach.

Crona let out a nervous yelp and was trying not to move as Ragnarok wrote Sneezy on his stomach.

Then Ragnarok popped up in his face and grinned evilly.

"HOLD STILL!" He cackled, and furiously scribbled Sleepy on his forehead.

Then Ragnarok leaned over and wrote Happy on his right arm.

Crona moaned from his traumatic experience (XD) and shakily passed the hat to Ragnarok who quickly snatched one out.

"Have someone close to you give you a piggyback ride! HA HA HAAA, CRONA, SUCKER!"

"Ragnarok, I'm practically always giving you a piggyback ride..." Crona mumbled.

"YEAH?! WELL NOW YOU HAVE TO RUN AND AROUND AND JUMP OVER STUFF!" Ragnarok laughed and slapped him in the head. "WELL?! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR, PUNK?!"

Crona sighed heavily and got up, mumbling, "Why do I feel like he's enjoying this?"

Crona ran around the room and jumped over the coffee table and over Maka, Ragnarok laughing joyfully.

"WOW! I FEEL YOUNG AGAIN!" Ragnarok cackled, hitting Crona's head lightly like he was playing a conga drum.

"Ragnarok, how old are you?" Crona mumbled, looking up at him briefly.

"I'M...uh, I dunno..." Ragnarok mumbled.

"You don't know how old you are?"

"ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF ME?!" Ragnarok screeched angrily, and slapped his hands over Crona's eyes.

"GAH! RAGNAROK, I CAN'T SEE!" Crona yelled, smashing into a wall and sagging to the ground with a moan.

"MORON!" Ragnarok shrieked, and started beating Crona.

"OW! RAGNAROK, STO-OWWW! STOP! OWWW..." Crona groaned as Ragnarok beat him up furiously.

A few minutes of threatening from Maka and coaxing from Tsubaki, Ragnarok gave in and let Crona crawl back to the circle, but gave him one last slap on the head.

Ragnarok flung the hat at Stein, who caught it and picked out a slip.

"..." Stein didn't read it outloud.

"Come on, Stein, what it is?!" Black Star said impatiently.

"Actually, I'm not aloud to tell you." Stein said.

"WHAT?!" Everyone yelled.

"Ahem." Stein cleared his throat and turned to Spirit, who sweat-dropped.

Stein leaned in extremely close so that there noses were practically touching, and everyone stared.

"When a cow laughs, does milk come out of it's nose?" Stein asked very quietly, trying to hold back laughter.

Spirit sweat-dropped twice.

"Uh...what?" Spirit asked blankly.

Stein let out a snort, then threw his head back and laughed with everyone else except for a perplexed Spirit.

"W-What?" Spirit asked angrily. "THAT WAS YOUR DARE?!"

"YEAH!" Stein chuckled, passing the hat to Spirit who grumbled something and picked one out.

"Put an ice cube in your pants pocket and have it melt." Spirit groaned loudly, and went to the kitchen.

Silence.

"AHHH! COLD, COLD, COOOLD!" Spirit came running into the living room and started dancing around, clutching his pants pocket.

Everyone fell over laughing, except for Maka, who just sweat-dropped.

Spirit sat down grumpily and passed the hat to Miss Marie who picked one out and happily read it outloud,

"Your hands must be tied behind your back by your LOVER," Miss Marie giggled and stared at Stein, who stared back with a crooked grin, "and will be untied when your next turn comes."

Stein immediately got up and sat by her, holding her hands.

"I think just holding hands will be enough." Stein said warmly, and Miss Marie smiled and gently shoved the hat towards Justin with her foot.

Justin just sat there, nodding his head to his music, until Azusa slapped him in the head.

"Hey, Justin, it's your turn!" She grumbled.

Justin shrugged and picked one out.

"Put lipstick on another player, but you're not allowed to use your hands."

"OHHH! ME ME ME!" Liz jumped up in the air and dug around in her pocket until she found what she was looking for.

She pulled it out; it was a big tube of red lipstick.

Justin walked over to her and sat down in front of her.

"You realize I'm not aloud to use my hands?" He said, taking the lipstick.

"Oh, pssh. You'll do fine." Liz puckered her lips.

Justin shrugged, took off the cap, and held the end by his teeth.

He smeared it all over her lips and chin and got a little on her nose.

Liz looked around at everyone and smiled, which showed she had some on her teeth.

"Well, how do I look?" She asked.

Everyone sweat-dropped but mumbled things like, "Great. Awesome."

Liz walked to the bathroom.

They waited.

Then they heard the scream, and Liz ran in and grabbed the lipstick from Justin.

She looked at everyone in horror.

"DON'T LOOK AT ME!" She moaned, and everyone immediately looked away, Kid snickering until Liz slapped him in the head.

However, Patty wasn't even trying to hold it back.

She was lying on the floor, laughing hysterically.

Furious, Liz grabbed her wrist and dragged her into the bathroom, then slammed the door and locked it.

"Is it something I did?" Justin asked, and everyone sweat-dropped.

A few minutes later, Liz came out, her lips red and perfect, along with Patty, who was still chuckling.

Liz didn't say anything, just sat down next to Kid and Patty sat next to Liz.

Justin crawled back to his spot next to Miss Marie, and passed the hat to Azusa, who paused to push up her glasses before picking one out.

"Get down on all fours and bark at a person of your choosing if they talk at all during the next three turns." She smirked at Spirit, who sweat-dropped.

"Um, wait-" He started, but Azusa barked at him, and he started at her and he shut his mouth.

Azusa passed the hat to Lord Death.

"Have another player have you eat something without using your hands. The messier, the better."

"Um, how do you even eat anywa-" Spirit started to say, but Azusa barked at him and he shut his mouth again.

Maka was whispering something in Kid's ear, and he snickered and walked to the kitchen.

He came back with a plate of spaghetti and meatballs, and set in front of his father.

Lord Death stared at for a second, then smashed his face in it.

A few seconds later he brought his mask back up.

Everyone stared at him in amazement.

He had no food on his face, and his plate was sparkling clean.

Maka took the plate away, then sat down as Lord Death passed the hat to Sid.

"Act out a commercial of your choosing. Have a friend help you."

Sid laughed and pretended to fall over.

"HELP! I'VE FALLEN, AND I CAN'T GET UP!" Sid yelled in a high-pitched voice.

"YAHOO! DON'T WORRY, GRANNY! BLACK STAR TO THE RESCUE!" Black Star ran to Sid and started to pump his chest.

"Alright, alright, get off!" Sid grumbled and pushed him off.

Blackstar, you idiot. XD Oh, well. Anyway, there's two more parts you get to look forward to, so see ya next time! :)