Yay! Random!
Isaac: -- sigh...
What?
Isaac: Did you have to make it French-ish, too?
DANG IT!! Mia!
Mia: Bad Isaac! No cookies for a week!
Isaac: WAAAAAAAHH!!!
Yes. Okay, on with the story!! But first...
Disclaimer!
3 Things I Don't Own:
1. Japan
2. Nintendo DS
3. Golden Sun
WAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!
Aspect Aléatoire! by Lord Jupi
means Randomness in French! See? It's already random!
------MIA-------
--------IS--------
-----HOT-----
---------UNLIKE---------
--------SHEBA---------
-------AND-------
----JENNA----
"ISAAC!" shouted a very angry Mia. Isaac's face twitched in fear. What had he done?
"WHY DID YOU POUR BLEACH ON MY KITTY?!?!?!?!?!"
Well, that explains a lot. Isaac thought quickly, and he found the one thing that would protect him from Mia's wrath.
"Je ne sais pas ce que voulez dire vous, Mia." said Isaac. Mia just stared at him in disbelief. When did Isaac learn French?
"J'ai trempé votre Djinn en lave." Isaac said. "Ok, pas vraiment." He grinned hugely. Mia didn't say anything. She had passed out.
Isaac then put Aquee, Mia's kitty, in the washing machine and turned it on. When Aquee's rinsing cycle was over, Isaac put her in the dryer.
Later...
Isaac thought Aquee would be done with her spin and dry cycle now, so he pulled the Squeaky Clean Kitty™ out of the dryer.
He went back upstairs to his room and saw Mia unconscious on the floor.
"Vous n'êtes toujours pas ne font marche arrière encore?" said Isaac. "Oh, well." He put Aquee on Mia's still lifeless body. "Meow!" went the clean (and, fortunately, unharmed) kitty cat.
Mia's pacific blue eyes snapped open when she heard the meow of her adorable kitty. She sat up and saw a Bleach free, squeaky clean Aquee staring at her, wanting some food or cuddles.
Mia always picked the latter.
"Oh, Aquee! You're here!" she squealed, embracing the cat in a Jenna-like Death Grip™. Isaac knew this was good, because he could tell that Mia didn't remember why she was angry at him. What happened after Mia stopped crushing the cat was even better.
"Oh, Isaac, darling!" she said. "I love you!!"
"Je t'aime, aussi, Mia!" Isaac replied.
Mia promptly glomped him.
--------STAR MAGICIAN-------
-------GOT-------
-----MARRIED-----
-----TO-----
--------YOUR--------
----MOM----
Alex hadn't been killed when Mt. Aleph was sucked into da ground. In fact, he was...new and improved?
"Bwahaha! J'ai vécu ... et maintenant je reprendrai du monde!" said...um...Eviler French Version Of Alex. The Wise One suddenly appeared out of nowhere.
"Ah, Alex, you are still alive!" he said.
"Qu'est-ce que voulez-vous, l'imbécile?" questioned EFVOA. 'Oh boy, I'll have to use my translator skills.' thought the Wise One.
(For those of you who don't know French, you may want to use a translator.)
"Je vois que vous êtes comme l'autruche comme toujours, Alex." said TWO.
"WTF? Qu'est-ce que voulez-vous dire par cela?" Said EFVOA.
"Je veux simplement dire que je suis des cordons que vous êtes vivants, Alex." said TWO.
"Dieu, vous êtes freaking surnaturel!" exclaimed EFVOA.
"Je frappe le bien français, sont je non?" inquired TWO.
"Non, vous le gros caillou sacré, vous n'êtes pas!" yelled EFVOA. He smacked TWO in the eye.
The Wise One picked up EFVOA with his Psynergy and tossed him far away.
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHH!!!!" screamed EFVOA.
Alex flew threw the air, and crashed through the roof of a house.
"Urgh ... où l'enfer est je?" said EFVOA.
"Look, a Frenchie! KILL HIM!" said a guy. EFVOA had landed in a house of people who were obviously anti-French.
"Chiez oh ... vous damnent, Sage!" exclaimed EFVOA as he was ripped to pieces.
----BOB----
---SAYS---
------WHAT------
-----THE-----
----FER----
That's all for now. I'll be back with another chapter soon!!...er or later.
Isaac/Mia: glomping and kissing each other
Rayquaza, do the honors.
Rayquaza: covers them with a big cloud
Ivan: Serves them right.
Sheba: glares evilly
Felix: Oo Eek! Review, please!!
No flames or I'll sick Rayquaza on you.