Scorpion was eating at chipotle one day and then Jason Voorhees came in. "Hey! Gimme that burrito!" He said. Scorpion stood up and said "Not this time." He threw his rope dart at Jason and said "Get over here!" Just then, Jack Sparrow walked into the restaurant with the powerpuff girls and said "hey everyone!" The rope dart stabbed Jack in the heart and his heart came out. Then the powerpuff girls decide to commit suicide by running into the wall. Then teletubbies were working in the kitchen and their boss, the sun, burnt and killed them all. But then, his lawyer, George Bush, came in with the teen titans. Then Cyborg ate all the teen titans in a fit of rage. Jason Voorhees and Scorpion crashed through a window outside and kept on fighting. At that moment, Jimmy Neutron blasted Jason Voorhees with his freeze ray from Despicable Me that he stole from Gru. Then Gru arrived with his minions and he says "we are going to steal the moon!" And then Scorpion said "oh no you don't" and he burnt Gru's head and that's why he has no hair. Then Scorpion declared himself the winner and he continued to eat his burrito despite all the blood and gore everywhere.