Disclaimer: JK owns all.
A/N: Yeah, this is a properly stupid little idea I had, emphasis on the little. But I've been in a really drabbly kind of mood lately, and this is a pleasant distraction while I write the next chapter of Stuck on You. Review please.
Bertie Bott is a man history will remember. His lasting legacy comes in the form of beans; brightly coloured, wildly differently flavoured beans. Almost every child in the Wizarding world has his picture stashed among their chocolate frog card collection, and when he ventures out of his palatial estate, he is recognised wherever he goes. Others in the confectionary business lauded him as a visionary, a master, a genius. Of course, genius had its downfalls; Albus Dumbledore was never the same to him after he had a vomit flavoured bean. But on the whole…Bertie Bott is a very contented man.
He just hopes no-one ever found out that he came up with the multi-million galleon idea by accidentally leaving a dirty sock in his cauldron. That would somewhat ruin the fairytale.