Hey guys, it's me, Random! Guess what? I'm not dead! "Buddies 'til the End" is still on hiatus because I still have writer's block even though it's literally been months. But I thought that I could try the "random oneshots and drabbles" thing to keep y'all entertained (and because I had ideas). So without further ado, may the oneshots commence!
Mr. Cat and Quack Quack were playing a car racing video game while Stumpy eagerly watched from one of the couch's armrests. Just as they were about to finish, Kaeloo walked in, holding a plate of cookies. "Quack Quack wins!" announced the game, to nobody's surprise. "Aw, crap," said Mr. Cat. Kaeloo dropped the cookies in shock. "MISTER CAT! I will not allow you to use such language under this roof!" she angrily exclaimed. "We don't have a roof, you fucking moron," he reminded her, pointing at the open sky above them.
As an enraged Kaeloo transformed and started punching Mr. Cat, Stumpy looked at the cookies on the floor. He turned to Quack Quack. "Has it been more than five seconds?"