School Spirit
A/N: I have not read the book and I know that marks me as an idiot to all the true Potter fans out there. I'm sorry. Don't let that deter you from this story though. The only knowledge of the story I have is the movies and what my friends tell me happened in the books. Please enjoy this immensely short story about Umbridge. I hate her and I'm certain many people do. I had to write this to keep from going crazy. Please review but don't flame. My favorite motto is "If you have nothing good or constructive to stay, SHUT THE HELL UP!"
Sariel Lunar
Umbridge was walking to her dark arts class with a sickening smile on her face. Suddenly a large dark cloth bag was thrown over her. She shouted in surprise until she felt herself being lifted off the ground and suspended in the air.
"I demand you release me at once!" she shouted indignantly.
"After I've had my fun, Delores." The Lithium Nazi froze at the voice. That was Professor Snape.
"What do you think you are doing?" she demanded.
"Showing school spirit." Outside the bag, Severus was propping a sign on the wall.
"Professor Snape?" The man turned to the student.
"Yes Mr. Potter?"
"What are you doing?" he asked looking at the wiggling bag hovering in the air. Severus pointed to the sign propped on the wall. Harry's eyes widened in surprise at what he read.
BAT THE UMBRIDGE
10 GALLIONS FOR 5 MINUTES
Immediately Harry handed the Potions Professor fifty gallions and was given at baseball bat.
I hope you liked it.