I got this idea when I was taking a shower after a party hosted by my condominium. I thought why not have a Bleach character host a party, since I've been wanting to do a Bleach fic anyway. And so, here it is. I think it might be multi-chaptered. Please excuse the shortness, because I'm a new writer and in English class they always tell us to shorten the story in a composition. So please excuse me if the first chapter is less a thousand words, especially if you like reading long stories.
The party ideas are from the party I went to earlier tonight. Therefore, the setting of the party will be at night. But this isn't so important because I will mention the time frame later on. However, this is set before the Soul Society Arc. They don't even know that Ichigo exists yet. I shall not say any more or I might be sued for giving spoilers.
This is what happened at my party, only that I'm making some changes here and there.
Disclaimer: If Bleach belonged to me, I would make them into real people, clone them, and then sell them to fangirls and fanboys for a lot of money. In fact, I would probably buy the whole crew. But enough with my rambling…Onwards!
Party of the Year
The year was coming to a close. Well, as close to a year as a spirit can count. After all, why count a year when you can live for an eternity?
However, the Captain General had always insisted that they keep that particular tradition alive; no one ever knew why. That is, until the day a letter arrived on all of the Captains' desks. There had been no need to call a meeting for that matter, although most of the Captains' might have preferred it-they would have been able to plea for a cancellation.
This is the dreaded letter which arrived on their desks' that day:
To: All Captains and Vice-Captains of the Gotei 13
This year, Seireitei will have an end-of-year celebration party, the reason being that the human world is becoming more modern- we must also have progress, or we will never go forward. These are your tasks for the party:
Squad 1- The Captain General is to give out prizes when deserved. He is also to create the guest list as well as organize the events.
Vice-Captain Chojiro Sasakibe will juggle fire as well as swallow it. The fire is kindly donated by the Captain General.
Squad 2- Captain Soi Fong will be head of security. The Command Corps will patrol the area.
Vice-Captain Marechiyo Omaeda will be in charge of making sure that everyone who enters has a ticket and is on the guest list. He is to stand outside the only entrance and collect tickets. When the show has started, he may stand inside the entrance, but he is not allowed to sit down with the guests. He is also not allowed to eat. He must stand there until the end of the show, and must report early to the entrance.
Squad 3- Captain Gin Ichimaru will go on stage, and whoever can make him frown (or not smile) will receive a prize. Anyone can participate.
Vice-Captain Izuru Kira will show the audience some effects using only kido.
Squad 4- You are in charge of decorations, food, cleaning up, music, selling tickets and above all, first aid. Should anything go wrong in any of these categories, the 4th squad shall take all blame.
Squad 5- Captain Sosuke Aizen is to be part of the entertainment. He will act as the illusionist for the show.
Vice-Captain Momo Hinamori will be the assistant for all acts which require an assistant.
Squad 6- Captain Byakuya Kuchiki will do a ventriloquist act. A doll will not be provided to him. If he does not know how to perform ventriloquism, now is the best time to learn- a noble can never have too many skills. Lessons will be provided to all who ask.
Vice-Captain Abarai Renji is in charge of giving tattoos to people. He is to set up a booth in between Squad 11's fifth seat Ayasegawa Yumichika's fashion booth and Captain Mayuri Kurotsuchi's face-painting booth. He will have assistance.
Squad 7- Captain Sajin Komamura is in charge of all pets should anyone decide to bring one along. He is forbidden to wear his helmet.
Vice-Captain Tetsuzaeomon Iba is in charge of making sure that the sake isn't hogged by just one person. He will have assistance.
Squad 8- Captain Shunsui Kyoraku is in charge of making sure that the people are having fun by going around and asking them. If he finds out that the people are not having fun, he is to report in, and we will do something about it.
Should Vice-Captain Tetsuzaeomon Iba and his assistants fail, Vice-Captain Nanao Ise is in charge of making sure that nobody drinks themselves into a stupor. Should this happen, she is to escort them out of the room or building until they are sober, and if necessary, she is permitted to use force.
Squad 9- Captain Kaname Tousen is in charge of the lighting throughout the entire show. He is also to print flyers and advertise to event in the magazine.
Vice-Captain Shuuhei Hisagi will provide assistance to Vice-Captain Abarai Renji in giving tattoos.
Squad 10- Captain Toshiro Hitsugaya is in charge of finding out what the children think. He is to give ice-creams to the children as a bribe to tell him what they as well as their parents what they think of the show. The adults will be unsuspecting because Captain Shunsui Kyoraku will already be asking around, and children might have heard some things from their parents. The reason we are using you is because when your host asks you if you are enjoying their party, you will automatically say yes, regardless of what you actually think of it, but you blend in because the children will mistake you as one of them. You are to report every time you hear something negative. You are forbidden to frown, and are highly encouraged to show more teeth (or SMILE).
Vice Captain Rangiku Matsumoto is to assist Vice-Captain Tetsuzaeomon Iba in making sure that the sake isn't all drunk by just one person.
Squad 11- Captain Zaraki Kenpachi is in charge of breaking up fights as well as preventing them. The rest of your squad will assist you, except for Vice-Captain Kusajishi Yachiru, who is in charge of giving candy out to children, third seat Madarame Ikkaku, who will assist Vice-Captain Tetsuzaeomon Iba in protecting the sake, and fifth seat Ayasegawa Yumichika, who will set up a fashion-advise booth next to Vice-Captain Abarai Renji's tattoos' booth.
Squad 12- Captain Mayuri Kurotsuchi is in charge of face-painting. He will set up a booth beside Vice-Captain Abarai Renji's tattoo booth. Vice-Captain Nemu Kurotsuchi will assist him.
Squad 13- Captain Jushiro Ukitake is in charge of supplying candy to Vice-Captain Kusajishi Yachiru.
Vice-Captain Kaien Shiba and third seats Sentaro Kotsubaki and Kiyone Kotetsu are to be the Masters of Ceremonies. They are to prepare their own scripts.
There will be no rehearsals. Everything is to be impromptu. The MCs, however, will arrange the sequence in which events will take place. Do not try to ask me about switching roles; it is not permitted. You will be notified later concerning the date of the party or any other changes. Although it is an End-of-Year party, the celebrations might take place well after February.
Signed,
Captain GeneralShigekuni Yamamoto-Genryūsai
However, as much as they wanted to not do this, it had been the Captain General's orders. In less than 12 hours after the arrival of the letter, the whole of Seireitei was turned upside-down.
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Well, here it is, Chapter one! I hope you enjoyed it. Please review and give any suggestions or constructive criticism. I will update, but it all depends on the response. Go and tell all your friends out there to review!!