I don't own Mighty Boosh and the randomness in this story is a product of me and my friends strange minds, not just mine. Enjoy!
"Skeedly zap wap dee doop" Howard was skatting away to himself whilst building a highlighter nightlclub in stationary village. Vince walked in wearing his old reliable mirrorball suit. He also had on a feathered cape and a new hairdo. His hair was not drastically different except for the fringe. Now his fringe could only be described as a piano fringe. It looked like a piano except the usual white keys somehow looked like they were made of silver. Now this would have looked ridiculous on anyone except the infallible Vince Noir, who had the ability to pull off any outfit or hairdo, however outlandish.
"What have you done to you're hair?" asked Howard
"I've joined this group, Bohemian Starfish Reindeer Rebels, they're on the cover of the next issue of cheekbone, I'm going for the photo shoot later."
"You look like an electro Beethoven groupie"
"What?! This is the future of hair!" exclaimed Vince, pointing to his piano fringe
"No sir, the future lies in the past, jazz is coming back, I can feel it in these jazz bones" Vince shook his head at the jazz maverick that stood before him.
Suddenly, Naboo and Bollo, flying on a magic carpet flew into Nabootique. They looked ever so slightly concerned. They were followed by the board of Shaman, Tony Harrison being carried in a papoose by Saboo.
"Don't kill me I've got so much to give!" wept Howard
"Naboo, you have once again broken the sacred law of the Shaman, and for this you must be punished." Saboo said in his pimp like outfit.
"It was just a laugh, I mean the potion didn't really do any real damage, Dennis you can back me up right?" said Naboo, looking to the head Shaman
"I'm sorry Naboo, but Shaman law demands that you be punished" replied the head Shaman, husband of an extreme sports calendar model. As Dennis raised his sword, Howard cowered in the corner and Naboo flinched, Vince smiled, winked at Naboo and raised his arm pointing to the ceiling and shouted:
"Piano Fringes, unite!" and as soon as he had finished, six females dropped from the ceiling, ninja style from ropes.
Each of the girls had a piano fringe, identical to Vinces, but different colours. The first was known as J-Dizzle. She wore a top hat and monacle. She also wore wellies with a complex pattern on them and a t-shirt saying "I love you CPU" for she was a robot and did indeed love her CPU. Her piano fringe was simple black and white. The next was Rizzle, her fringe was black and scarlet, for she was a scarlet woman. She wore red leopard print jeans, black cowboy boots and a black fake fur coat. The third was simply K. Her fringe was pink and black, she wore purple skinny jeans and had glasses similar to that of doctor Who. There was A-Dog, with a purple and black fringe. She had the appearance of a mosher. There was Fizzle with a fringe of orange and black, she wore much orange. And last there was L-Dog. She wore blue skinny jeans with a garter and a jumper of doom. Her fringe was red and black.
"Alright" said Vince casually to his fellow piano fringers.
"Hi Vince" swooned the six girls, smiling.
"Who's that guy with the moustache?" asked fizzle, with a cheeky grin.
"Oh that's Howard, by the way, you guys wouldn't mind saving my mate Naboo from Shaman punishment would you?" the piano fringers agreed and 'fought' in their own way. For example, L-Dog and Fizzle saved Naboo by playing a game of 'You've been mounted'.
Much to Saboos disappointment, the Shaman council decided to let Naboo go free, as the piano fringers were mighty warriors.
Fizzle made her way over to Howard. He looked shifty with his tiny eyes and started rambling about a jazz pencil case, but Fizzle knew that he was awesome and stopped him rambling by placing her finger on his lips and shushing him.
"Is it true what I have heard? That you eat boundaries for breakfast and wash them down with a cup of hot steaming rules?"
"Well, I don't like to spread that around but when Howard Moon is faced with a boundary he likes to chase them down and devour it like a mighty lion."
"What? I've seen you when faced with a boundary, you get into the foetal position and start whimpering!" said Vince.
"Well, when a brave warrior is forced to stare into the abyss, the warrior often feels that it is just too great for the human mind to handle and is forced to retreat into his fortress like mind" replied Howard. Vince smiled and shook his head and Fizzle swooned.
The Bohemian Starfish Reindeer Rebels were crowding around Howard, Vince, Naboo and Bollo. Rizzle, K and Vince was doing L-Dogs hair, Fizzle was still talking to Howard and A-Dog and J-Dizzle were deep in discussion with Naboo and Bollo and suddenly Bob Fossil rushed in, screaming for Bollo, desperate for companionship. But Rizzle, K, Fizzle, L-Dog, A-Dog and J-Dizzle knew what to do, they put on a C.D. and "I don't like cricket" came on. And everyone began to dance, Bob Fossil style. And they all lived randomly ever after