Asking someone how long they believed in Santa Claus is so meaningless it couldn't even serve as worthless gossip. Regardless, if you bastards are gonna how much of my childhood I spent believing in an old geezer in red clothes. I can just try to get it into the heads of you idiots that I never even thought that he was real in the first place.

It was obvious that the Santa back in preschool was just a fake. And I didn't even have to see Mom kissing Santa Claus to prove it. I suppose I was just a precocious kid who questioned the existence of an old geezer who only worked during Christmas.

Anyhow, may it be aliens, the Easter bunny, time travelers, the tooth fairy, ghosts, demons, espers, or evil guys like The Joker or Doctor Octopus whom Batman and Spiderman battled with. That I didn't realized until further on the road of my life.

On second thought. I probably realized the truth already subconsciously.

I just didn't want to admit it.

Deep in my heart, really really deep in my case. I wished that aliens, the Easter bunny, time travelers, the tooth fairy, ghosts, demons, espers, or evil guys like The Joker or Doctor Octopus whom Batman and Spiderman battled with really did exist and would one day pop in front of me.

However! Reality is very cruel and heartless! One must admire how well the stupid law of physics were written. At some point, I stopped being glued to TV's UFO specials and into programs of physics.

Aliens, the Easter bunny, time travelers, the tooth fairy, ghosts, demons, espers none of those could possibly exist. Though I kinda hoped that they did. I guess my brilliant ability to hold such convictions while accepting reality's harsh ways could have been a sign that I was mature.

As I graduated from middle school, I also graduated from those childish dreams and became accustomed to the routine of this world. And so I entered high school with no particular vision in my mind…

"I hope to have a good year with everyone! Please take care of me!" Li Syaoran said bowing to everyone's claps.

…And accidentally met her…

"From east middle school," A girl began. "Sakura Kinomoto. I have no interest in ordinary humans. If there are any aliens, time travelers or espers here. Please come see me. That is all!"

Chapter 1 – The girl with the long brown hair

Hey. Are we supposed to laugh?

Syaoran looked back and saw a very beautiful girl with long auburn hair and emerald eyes staring straight pass him.

A striking beauty stood before me.

Sakura turned her head to see if anyone raised they're hands or anything and stared back at Syaoran who was staring up to her. After waiting for about 5 seconds, she sat down and ignored the whole world.

Terada-sensei stared for a while too before coming back down to earth and calling out the next person to tell people about himself.

Most people would think she was just joking. But here, it was neither a joke nor was it a laughing matter. Sakura was always was dead serious. And so, we met. I deeply hope I can believe it was mere coincidence.

As long as Sakura Kinomoto was sitting still with her mouth shut, one might believe she was just a beautiful high schooler. And since my seat just happened to be located right in front of hers, I figured it might be acceptable to approach her. But you can't blame me for losing my mind for a moment.

"Hey." Syaoran said to Sakura turning around to face her. "About the stuff in that introduction earlier, how much of it was serious?"

Sakura stared at him angrily for what seemed to be eternity then asked, "What stuff earlier?"

"Well you know the stuff about aliens and so on." Syaoran continued uncomfortably.

"Well are you an alien?" Sakura asked tilting her head towards Syaoran.

Syaoran continued, "No, but-"

Sakura cut him off and shot back, "No, but what?"

Syaoran smiled uncomfortably and said, "No. Forget it." Before turning back to his original place before talking to her.

"Then don't talk to me idiot!" Sakura said sticking her tongue out at him and turning her head to the other side. "It's a waste of my time after all."

"If you're interested in her, I won't mince words. Give up on it." Yamazaki smiled at Syaoran while chewing his bento. "I know because I was in the same class as her for three years straight in middle school."

"Her queerness takes a path unlike anything you've seen." Yamazaki continued finally finished chewing.

"You mean her introduction?" Katsu asked.

"Yep! She did a strange bunch of things during middle school, too. The most famous one of all would be the campus grounds graffiti." Yamazaki said slamming his fist on the table.

"What are you talking about?" Syaoran asked with interest.

"There's this device that uses lime to draw white lines right?" Yamazaki asked. "What was that thing called again?" Yamazaki pondered. "Well, whatever. Someone used that to draw a bunch of huge pictograph on the school grounds. "And it was done secretly at night too." Yamazaki said chewing on his bento.

"So…You're saying that in the end she was the one who did it?" Syaoran asked.

"Well, she said it herself so it gotta be her." Yamazaki replied. "There was even one morning when we showed up at the classroom just to find all the desks out in the hall."

Syaoran saw Sakura at the rooftop and pondered over what she was trying to do.

"..She drew stars on the roof with paint. She even stuck a bunch of talismans all over the school…"

What is she doing?

"…Like the ones they use to reanimate corpses. No idea what for." Yamazaki finished.

Ehh? Where did she go?!?!

"Even so, she's pretty popular." Yamazaki said when they were in their classroom. "Since she does have the looks after all. And then, she's pretty athletic and probably gets better grades than usual. You can't tell she's a freak when she's just standing there.

Syaoran looked out the window and saw Sakura glancing around the school's swimming pool.

"Are there even any stories about that?" Katsu asked confused.

"For a while, she kept going for one guy after the other. As far as I know. The longest lasted for at least a week..." Yamazaki said shaking his head at the thought of it chuckling.

Syaoran saw Sakura leaving and tried to continue watching her.

"…And the shortest was five minutes after she agreed to go out with him." Yamazaki finished.

Flashback

Sakura walked ahead of the guy and turn back towards him.

"I don't have time for ordinary humans!"

End of Flashback

Yamazaki closed his eyes and opened them just to see Katsu and Syaoran looking like their eyes were about to pop out.

"It's just a story I heard! Really! Apparently, she doesn't turn anyone down!" Yamazaki said getting a bit freaked out.

"That's why," Yamazaki said pointing at Syaoran. "I'm warning you not to get any weird ideas of her!" Yamazaki leaned back and waited for a while before saying, "Give it up."

There's nothing to give up on. I'm not even interested. Syaoran thought before looking out the window again.

End

Hi!

This is Kiririn over here! I'm sure most of you noticed this plot from Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuutsu! For those who guessed right, congrats!

Don't worry. From the next story onwards, I'll make it all different! -

Oh! And Katsu's just a minor character! In fact, he's not even real! XD

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