How ya'll doin? This is my first fic so please be nice! All flames will be used to make cheese toast... Mmmm cheeeeeeesee...

Anyway let's get this show on the road!

Disclaimer: I do NOT own Naruto, if I did... well let's just say it would involve an elephant, a guitar and a cheese string!

It All Started With a Crash, a Bang and a Glass of Chocolate Milk

"Sapp open the door! It's me! I'm here" said a girl 13 years old with shoulder length black-brownish hair and brown eyes as she pounded on the door of her friend's house.

"Coming!" she heard as the door opened to reveal her mid-back length brownish-blondish friend with her hair tied back in her usual ponytail.

"Cat! You're finally here! Even Apollo got here before you!" Sapp said. "Yo!" was heard from the kitchen where Apollo more than likely was.

"Yeah well, it took me a while to pack" Cat said as she put her bag down on the floor. "I still can't believe your parents are letting you have a sleepover without them there."

"Yep" said Sapp nodding with a smile on her face "and no annoying younger siblings either." Cat smirked at this comment.

"Uh oh, I don't like that look what are you planning Cat?" said a 12-year-old girl with short brown hair that only went a little below her ears, as she came to join her friends.

"Welllllll I happen to have this baby!" Cat said as she pulled out the boxed set of Naruto DVDs. "And it's the original Japanese version with English sub!" she cheered as she jumped up and down.

"And that means what exactly?" asked Sapp. "It means, that it's the original extra bloody, extra dramatic version that's what it means. Well, at least it is compared to the 4KidsTV 'kiddiefied' version they put on national television, to show it's horror to the world!" Cat exclaimed.

"Sweet, now Sapp will finally understand what we're talking about! Believe it!" Apollo said. "Sure why not?" Sapp said "but what kind of name is Naruto?"

"Le GASP! Do not make a mockery of my anime!" Cat said while repeatedly poking Sapp in the arm. "Ow, okay I won't!"

"Sigh you're hyper aren't you?" Apollo asked. Cat just responded with a big grin "Maybeeeeeee. Come on guys let's get this party started!" Cat cheered as she dragged her friends into the house.

Later that night - 10:00 P.M.

"Can we watch it now? Please, please pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?" whined Cat. "Sapp just let her watch so she'll calm down." Apollo sighed. "Kay. Give me the DVD" Sapp said as she took the DVDs from her friend's hyper hands. Sapp put the DVD in while Cat made popcorn and Apollo poured drinks.

The three girls assembled on the couch. The TV screen turned blue. Then they heard a voice. "Do you believe in wishing? Do you wish for something? Do you wish that your wishes will come true? And what if they could come true? Would you be happy?"

"What the HECK? Where's my Naruto?" Cat said as she got up to go to the DVD player. Instead she tripped over her friend Sapp's legs and hit her head on the coffee table. "OW!" Cat cried as she clutched her head while her friends laughed at her. "Sorry" Sapp choked out between laughs. "Whatever" Cat said as she brushed herself off and went up to the DVD player. "How do you work this thing?"

"Here let me see" Sapp said as she joined her friend at the DVD player knocking over a glass of chocolate milk onto the DVD player. "No what have you done!" Cat said as the DVD player started buzzing. "My mom's gonna kill me" said Sapp as she paled.

"What did you guys do?" Apollo said when she joined her panicking friends on the floor. Then they heard a voice from the TV again. "May all your wishes come true." Then there was a flashing of lights and after total darkness.

"Well this is freaky" Cat said "Sapp? Apollo? Where are you?" she called but all she heard was an echo. "I don't remember this room being that big…." Cat said nervously. But before she could do anything she felt air rushing up beside her. Cat looked down to see a big puffy white thing, as she fell through it. She looked back up, and realized it was a cloud she was falling from the sky!

"Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!" Cat screamed as she continued to plummet "I'm gonna die!"

"No I haven't done everything I wanna do yet!" she heard someone yell from above, she looked up to see Apollo falling as well and Sapp a little farther in the distance. Happy to see her friends again Cat said the first thing that came to her mind. "Hiiiiiiiiiii guys!" she yelled up waving. Just then she felt something hard hit her back. She looked to her side to see a branch. 'Oh snap trees! Why have you betrayed me trees? WHY?' she thought.

Meanwhile back up in the sky….

"Hiiiiiiiiiii guys!" Apollo heard. She looked down to see Cat disappearing into some trees. "If I die I blame Cat for all my unhappiness" Apollo muttered. "Hey Apollo look we're flying!" Apollo looked up to see Sapp. "I blame her too…"

Back with Cat…

"Ow, ow , ow ,ow ,ow, ow, OW!" Cat cried as she hit each tree branch, then landing on the ground. "I'm alive?" Cat said with her eyes squeezed shut. "I'M ALIVE! WHOOHOO!" Cat shouted as she started doing a little victory dance. "Hah! How do you like me now tree you thought you could get the better of me huh but no one gets the better of Cat no on-" but Cat was cut off by Apollo landing on her.

"Wow, thanks for breaking my fall Cat I didn't know you were such a pal!" Apollo said. "No problem" Cat said with sarcasm "NOW GET OFF ME!"

"WATCH OUT BELOW!" and Sapp landed on top of Apollo and Cat. "Ow" said Apollo, "You have no idea how uncomfortable this is" Cat said. "Huh? OH! SORRY GUYS!" Sapp said as she got off them.

"Ow" Cat whined rolling around on the ground as Apollo and Sapp got off her. "Where are we?" Apollo asked. Cat looked up "Hey, this ain't Kansas!" "We weren't in Kansas" Apollo said. "We weren't?" Cat said sitting up. "Uh, no you were at my house" Sapp said. "Oh, right…"

"Hey who are you?" someone said from behind them. The girls turned around to see…..

(Should I end now? Nah….)

….. a certain blonde-haired, blue-eyed, orange-jumpsuit-wearing boy.

"Hey you're that kid from the front of Cat's DVD-mmmf!" Sapp said as Cat put a hand on her mouth. "We're travelers" Cat said smiling happily. Apollo gave Cat a look, and Cat mouthed to "her play along".

"You're travelers? Well that explain why you're clothes are so funny… but didn't you guys just fall from the sky?" Naruto asked.

"What makes you say that?" Apollo asked nervously. "Well I was just hiding- I mean laying out on that hill over there when I saw you three fall from no where." Naruto said.

"It's true, because that's where our village is" Cat said nodding. "Where?" Naruto asked. Cat just pointed up at the sky. "Y-YOU'RE FROM HEAVEN? YOU MEAN YOU'RE LIKE ANGELS OR DEAD PEOPLE OR SOMETHING?" Naruto shouted panicking.

"No, baka!" Cat said hitting him on the head. "We come from the Village Hidden in the- uh, um SKY! Yeah we're from the Village Hidden in the Sky!"

"There's a village in the sky?" Sapp asked in awe. "Yesssss" Cat said stepping on her foot, making Sapp jump around holding her foot. "Wait a minute! How come I've never heard of this village?" Naruto said suspiciously. Cat smirked and looked at Apollo, who smirked back. Then they both looked at a confused Naruto.

"In a queer little village…" Cat started.

"…where up is down…" Apollo continued.

"…cats chase dogs.." Cat said.

"…soap operas are funny…" said Apollo.

"….and cheese has no relation to yogurt in anyway…"

"… there are children…"

"… children WHO FELL FROM THE SKY!" The both of them finished.

"Huh?" Naruto said. "CUZ IT'S WOOD!" Sapp said scaring Naruto from behind. "RUN AWAY!" Cat yelped grabbing her friend's arms and running off leaving only a very confused Naruto and a trail of dust behind….

"Weirdoes…" Naruto said turning and walking off.

Cat kept running until she could see the big wooden doors known as the Konoha entrance. "Okay girls" Cat said stopping and turning to them "when we get to the guards follow my lead, okay?" Apollo nodded "What are you gonna do?" Sapp asked. Cat smirked, "you'll see."

The three girls approached the gates of the village. "Halt who goes there?" asked a guard. (Wait, do the guards say that? Oh, well they will in my story!) "M-my mommy" Cat started to sob out putting on her cute voice. "s-she sent us to the village to get her m-medicine, but we're lost!" Cat was full fledged sobbing on the ground now. "W-what sniff are sniffle gonna do? sob." Cat winked at Apollo and Sapp to tell them to play along. Sapp then burst out crying, while Apollo put on a scared lost puppy look.

"Er, well what village do you need to go to?" one guard asked looking at the other. "K-K-Konoha" Cat said wiping her tears. "Well this is Konoha, right here" said the guard. "Really?" Sapp sobbed. "Yes, uh would you like to go in?" the guard asked. The only he response got was Cat holding her hands together with big teary puppy eyes and a hopeful expression. "Right" the guard said with a sweatdrop " I'll open the gates…"

"T-thank you mister!" Cat cried as her and her friends walked through the gates. "We'll never forget you! You are a true humanitarian!" She continued crying her fake tears of joy, until they were in the village.

"Sucker…."

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Peace Out!

Neko