Author's Notes: I masturbate to this fanific at least seven times a day. I hope you all find as much pleasure in this as I do. For all yuns out there who read this know that it is my personal fantasy to make love in the back of a train because I'm all about dat caboose ;). Anys way I wrote this for youse guys and it is all VERY STEAMY (Also I wrote this in the nude) ENJOY! ;) :P sluuuuuurp!
Thomas was naked and angrily beating his metallic boner to the thought of Annie and Clarabel fucking on top of a pile of dead geese. He knew that they had the hottest cabooses out there and Thomas wanted to probe their hole with his steel peepee. He was reaching climax when all of a sudden Percy chugged in. Thomas finished with such force that he came on Pissey's face. A steamy scene ensued...
"Oh my! What IS this!" said Percy in awe.
"It is my spicy semen."
"I can nut wait for a second helping." ass he sed so he gobbled up the sploog on his face like a vaccum cleaner.
"Oh no!" sed Thomas. "I am not ready! I do not want to be sodomized!"
"Too bad you fucking whore! You're my bottom bitch now and I will rape you until you die. Now put dat ass in reverse and back into my cock!" Sed Percy deliciously.
Thomas reluctantly backed his caboose into Percy's cock.
"OW MY VIRGIN ASS!" Thomass screamed. The thrusts were too much for him to handle and his bowels loosened so much that he pooped on Percy's duck.
"OOOOOH YEAH!" Hollered Percy and his smokestack rattled. His bawlz were becoming sore from the vigorous thrusting.
"Stick it in my caboose!" yelled Thomas as he gradually began to enjoy it.
"I am going to ram you so hard that your axels are going to need straightened."
"I love it when you talk dirty." Sed Thomas.
They fucked all night and Thomas nearly died from the boning.
Then Annie and Clarabel arrived on the scene. They saw Thomas lying there with legos in his ass and a severed pig head in his mouth.
"Things got a little kinky." sed Percy as a jar of children's tears slipped from out of his asshole.
"That's ok." The sexy train duo sed, "We have some friends we'd lick to bring over."
(Twenty minutes later)
"Yes! Yes! Yes! Ram me in the nostril, Thomas!" Yelled Noam Chomsky as he was bent over like a little bitch and the train's enormous cock penetrated his nostril.
As this ensued Sean Hannity was tugging his weiner to the spicy scene. He also was watching Italian fart porn and eating zebra cakes dipped in black people's tears.
"Holy titbawlz," he sed "I love watching your tight asshole get probed by Thomas's metal bone." He then proceeded to pinch his nipples and Annie queefed in his face. He inhaled deeply, enjoying the pungent aroma.
Carabel was fisting Mel Gibson's ass. Verociously.
"HAHAHAHAH! I WANT IT HARDER!" Laughed Mel Gibson like a weird ass mexican.
The fisting made his ass bleed but it did not matter to him. He forged on in the sexual endeavor, all the while beating his 3 inch penis to a picture of Auschwitz. He loved the scene and wished he could be there. Percy was the only one who was left out. He felt bad about not being in all of the kinky sexual shit that was going on.
Percy found Doc Brown.
"Emmit I ned to go back." he sed.
"What?"
"I need to cum back in time."
"GREAT SCOTT!"
Then a semen spray cummed out of Cock Brown's brown cock at a force of 1.21 gigawatts and sent Percy back in time. However the sploog didn't just hit Percy, it spewed all over everyone and they were all back in time.
They were in the year 1969 which was prime time for boning. They all were in the middle of their sexual acts and they were somehow in the middle of the street.
"Oh no! Now everyone can see my deformed penis!" Sed Noam Chomsky.
"Oh it's ok." Sed Percy "I love shriveled old man cock." He then winked at Noam.
Noam got a boner.
They ran all through the city of Titlandia (which was the name of every city during 1969).
"I must find it!" sed Percy with much angst.
"Find what? POOP POOP I FUCKED MY MOM!" Sed Mel Gibson (the last part came out becuz he had tourrettes syndrome and he was a fucking looney toon).
"We must find… the golden dildo." Sed Percy and when he did it sent shivers up the vaginas of Annie and Carabel. "It is the only way that I can fuck my way back to the future and force all of you to have kinky sex with me." (the golden dildo was a myth of about 1000 years ago that was sed to break the very laws of sex-nature. It was sed to have been stolen by the jews in the late 60s).
"But how?" asked Mel GIbson. "The dirty fucking jews took stole it."
"Not yet, as you know." Sed Noam Chomsky.
"Yes. It must be around here somewhere." Sed Percy "I'll find it with my magic dildo detecting shlong!" Sed Thomass out his ass. (becuz his ass could talk)
His penis raised into the air and extended. It was detected institly. But a dirty fucking jew had taken it. It was the size of Godzilla. In fact IT WAS GODZILLA "Of course Godzilla was a jew. It all makes sense." sed Mel Gibson and he then sneezed into his taint. He then smiled, very pleased.
"Everyone! We must combine into one! CUM! JOIN FORCES!"
MIGHTY MORPHING PENIS RANGERS! They all yelled.
They joined and Thomas was the head. Sean Hannity was the small dick because he was a small dick.
They combated the Jewzilla but in the end it wis futile. They tried hurling their feces and semen but it wis no use.
"I'm going to do it!" yelled Percy. "The last resort!"
"NO YOU CAN'T!" Sed Thomas.
"I must…"
"But… I love you."
"Thomas…" he left, and spanked Thomas on the ass.
SUPERNOVA! He screamed and he grabbed Jewzilla and flew him into the sun dropping the golden dildo down to Carabel on his way. They exploded and pure sex rained down on the peepole of Earf.
"He's gone. He saved us." Sed Thomas with a crack in his ass.
They all took turns shoving the didlo into there respective oriphus and then spun the dildo like a dradle in order to return home.
While at home Thomas realized that Percy slunk a piece of paper in his ass. The note sed:
Dear Thomas,
I love you too. I always have. Never forget me and make sure you force any mexicans or jews to sit in the back when they take a ride on you. Also, I left a surprise for you at Doc Brown's house.
He went to Doc Brown and he gave Thomas a picture. It was of Percy sucking his own dick. Thomas masturbated sadly to the image immediately and the semen spewed on Doc's shoes.
"Let's go."
"Where?"
"To see Percy."
"But don't we need the didlo?"
"Dildo? Where we're going we won't need dildoes."
He then shot another semen spray from his dick at the force of 1.21 gigawatts and they flew back in time 5 years.
"This is where you and Percy first fell in love."
"What?" sed Thomas.
"Percy sed he's always loved you, but little did you know that you've always loved him too."
"But how?"
"You from the future fell in love with him."
"But…"
"No buts Thomass. Just Butts. Thats all."
"What do you mean?"
"I mean you need to go rape Percy in the ass. Just go." Sed Doc Brown.
He did. And the two fucked hard. Percy and Thomas fell in love for the first time again. They wanted every moment to last but Thomas needed to go back.
"Go back where?" asked Percy.
"I need to go…
BACK IN TIME!