I do not own Naruto. If I did, all the episodes would be out already by making those slackers work double time! :)
Special thanks to my friend Bree for endless inspiration! She helped me with Sakura.
This is my first story, so leave me a critique if you feel up to it ;)
Chapter One, Part one: Sasuke and Lee Are Acting Weird
Naruto stood with his back against a wall, arms crossed. He looks lazily into the sky. Shikamaru was somewhere else doing the same thing, not that it's relevant. Naruto was waiting for someone from the Ichiraku stand to leave so he could treat himself to a mission well done. His mouth was watering; he was so hungry.
Fssssh! Out of a tree, a shuriken! Leading straight to Naruto's unmentionables! Oh no! He was frozen. Oh hell, fucking no! Before he could react, a dark flash was before him. A finger slipped into the hole of the weapon, and the momentum of the whirl ceased. Sasuke had saved his manhood.
"You're such a loser, Naruto," said Sasuke, "and you, Lee, stop it. I know you're just jealous."
From the shadows in the tree, Lee responded, "It is not over yet." The culprit then vanished.
"Hey! What's going on?" Demanded Naruto. The throwing star was inches away.
"Lee just threw a shuriken at your junk, dobe." (Like in the nauto series, there is a flashback from the earlier part of the episode. Here, Naruto remembers Sasuke saying something about Lee being jealous.)
"Wait, you know why he attacked me?" Was he jealous because he thought I had a big dick or something? Well, it's not small . . . he thought.
"Want to talk over ramen?" He motioned to two, new free seats at Ichiraku.
"Uh, oh. Sure." What's with him? he seems kinda different somehow. And what was that about Lee? what's going on? Naruto wondered.
They sat down and ate. All the while Sasuke didn't say a word. Naruto tried to get an answer for his behavior, as well as Lee's, but he just said there were too many people around, and that he would tell him later. Naruto, however was stubborn to the end, and pestered him for answers at intervals in his ramen enjoyment. Naruto felt obligated to cut through his pride. So before he headed home for the night, he summoned the appropriate courage.
"Thanks for earlier. Guess I owe ya one, Sasuke," said Naruto smiling with his eyes closed. He was embarrassed. The smile was to make things less awkward.
Perfect, thought Sasuke, Now's my chance. "Since you bring it up, let's say you do something for me."
"wha . . . ?" He opened his eyes.
"You said you owe me. If you want to make it up to me, then come to my place tomorrow afternoon."
"mmmmh," he grunted. "What's this about, anyway?"
"You get to clean." Naruto gave him a look. "I'll also tell you what's going on."
"I have nothing better do I guess . . . ."
"Loser." Sasuke smirked.
Wait! Clean? What did I say? Damn it, my ninja way. I never go back on my word! Thought Naruto.
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Naruto was awake in bed. He lie there. The moonlight washed out his color. What was this feeling? He turned his head to look out the window.
Lee's eyebrows were presssed against the glass. Both shocked, hearts stopped in shock, heads twitched in shock, nostrils lifted by shock, on Lee's face, anyway.
"Bushy Brows? What are you doing creeping on me like that!"
Lee looked nervous. Beads of sweat from his forehead were absorbed by his hungry brows. "Eh . . . I just came to see for myself the aclaimed juicy bedonkadonk. Well, the results were infact somewhat bootylicious . . . . Good night Naruto!"
And lee was gone. Naruto blinked, and he turned up missin' (Scary Movie) :)
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Morning! Fresh air, birds chirping, and an obligation to Sasuke. After an early training session, a sweaty Naruto made his way to Sasuke's apartment. After all, a manipulative guy like that doesn't deserve fresh armpits. Naruto didn't smell, though. He just didn't care about impressing Sasuke with his hygiene. Or DID he care? Yes, if he could beat Sasuke in the art of cleanliness-
"Hey Naruto!" Yelled a girl. Tenten jumped into view. "Do you know what's up with Lee? he was crying and wailing, and wouldn't tell me what it was all about, but he said your name a few times, then ran off to do some bum-busters. What's gotten into him?"
"Sheesh. If my silly butt had that much of an effect on him he can have it."
"Hold on a minute. You're saying this has something to do with your butt?"
"He talked about it last night when he pulled a Hinata on me. Am I going to have two stalkers?"
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Enough of that conversation. Naruto arrives at chez Sasuke. He rang Sasuke's door bell. Sasuke answered, within a few seconds of his ringing. Naruto was still ringing, even though the door was open for him. He entered.
"Okay, You need to speak. Why is Lee acting this way?"
"He's not acting," said Sasuke.
"Sasuke!"
"Come on, you're going to clean my room."
"And what about Lee?"
"What of him?" Naruto Gave Sasuke an angry face :[ . Sasuke blushed, lost in his mind. "He's just jealous of your behind."
"Why?"
"I might have said something. Time for you to tidy up around here." Sasuke grabbed his wrist and stomped to the bedroom.
"There isn't a speak of dirt in here." *CLICK* Sasuke locked the door.
"Whaaaaaaaaa?"
"take a shower."
"Sasuke! What's going on here?"
"The first thing you're going to clean is yourself."
"That's kinda weird, teme."
"Just do it." When Naruto complied, he muttered, "Idiot."
Naruto entered a bathroom that was accessible from the bedroom. It was warm like a cave. Naruto's wet cloths slid off his body onto the floor, then he stepped into the shower. In the other room, Sasuke opened a large window and let the fresh village air flood the room. The window overlooked a courtyard with an old tree.
"What are you doing in here?" Demanded Naruto. He tried to hide his nude body from Sasuke when he entered, but could only turn away because of the glass.
"It is my bathroom," he replied, eyeing a voluptuous rear. He took of his cloths, then slid open the shower door. Naruto spun around,
" Don't come in here-" Sasuke's lips interrupted the blonde. Naruto was about to push Sasuke away, but Mr. Foxy interlocked their fingers instead. Uchiha then pushed Uzumaki against the cold, tiled wall.
"S-Sas-uke?"
The raven held his hands over his head and whispered in his ear, "Naruto." He put his thigh between Naruto's legs and pressed his flawless pearl skin against a warm, tan body.
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In the courtyard outside, Lee hid in the tree. Remememember when he hid in a tree before? Just checking.
"Oh no! They are already at it!" Lee exclaimed. "Guy sensei, what do I do?"
"Well, Lee, I suppose you're just going to have to show that hotshot who's best."
"Wise words as always, Guy sensei."
With a thumbs up from Might Guy, a confident Lee invaded the open window.
"You haven't given me much of a reaction, Naruto. But if I had to guess, your blushing is telling me that you like it." Naruto was freezing up, too surprised to say a thing. Sasuke ran his fingers through wet hair and began kissing Naruto's neck. He pulled his face away, "what the heck do you think you're doing here?"
A naked Lee stepped into the shower. "Sasuke, give it up already. Everyone knows Naruto is not like that. I'm sure you're aware how fast I can be."
"Your speed would only make you cum faster. Besides, I don't want you. I told you that. Get out of my house."
"I could take you to places you've never been . . . on my rocket-ship?" Lee tried to hide his nervousness.
"And I could Chidori your ball sack. Leave."
That angry face . . . he must be serious. Thought Lee, maybe I better go. Things aren't working to my favor right now. He left with a heart full of shame.
"Okay, Sasuke, get off me, you perv! I still don't get what's going on!" Shouted Naruto, who had found his voice.
"Geez you're slow."
"Why you-"
"Go home."
"wha-?"
"Just leave!" Sasuke dismounted the confused kid, who put on his cloths and left. Sasuke slumped onto his bed and rubbed his erection with a face full of tears and quiet sobs. Rejection hurts. Especially from your first love.
Chapter One, Part Two: Sakura
Lee was in a tree. Crying. Sasuke wasn't the only one who had a hard time dealing with rejection, and of course, sexual frustration.
"what should I do?" He bawled.
At least, when he needed someone most, he knew who would be there for him. Lee raced to Guy's house. Lee arived in record speed and knocked on the door, but after waiting without an answer, he decided to go on in. It was unlocked and empty. Where was his sensei? Lee leaned against a wall in puzzelment, and was surprised to feel a vibration.
Where could this be coming from? he wondered. He put his ear to the wall.
Lee heard the muffled voice of his sensei say "yes, I'm ready!"
"Guy sensei . . ." mumbeled Lee, inspecting the surroundings. "I see!" He exclaimed , noticing a hidden door, cut obviously into the floor boards. Lee lifted the square patch of floor and descended down a cheeply made ladder.
"Midgit porn supreme! An hour full of horny-" a t.v. perhaps?
"Who's there?" Demanded Might Guy, quickly shutting off the t.v and pulling up his clothing.
"It is I, sensei. I have come to seek advice." Lee always had confidence around his sensei.
He found an underground room. There was a small television, a VCR, a shelf of video cassettes; a cages of moths, a set of preserving tools, moths on display, a bookcase with stories about moths; a goat; and a defllated slip-n'-slide that Lee used once. He noticed that he left a pubic hair on the slip-n'-slide. He knew it was his because he frosted the tips.
"Wow, you really have a collection down here," He managed to say.
"Uh . . . yeah . . . want some goat's milk?" Asked Guy awkwardly.
"Uh . . . nah . . . like I said, I was seeking some advice."
"Oh . . . eh . . . about what?"
"Sasuke. He rejected my youth!" With that they ran together and cried in each other's arms.
"Sensei! I don't know what to do with myself!"
"Well, Lee," Said Guy getting back to mentor superiority, "What I think you need is a sexual outlet. You see, when most men have emotions they don't know how to handle, they use sex as a means of coping."
"Oh! I see . . ."
"So, do you you understand what that means, Lee?"
"Yes, sensei! I will find a sexual outlet of my own! The handsome devil of the leaf is off!"
"Ha ha ha! Make me proud, my favorite student! And just so you won't be alone, I will use an outlet of my own." Guy turned around. The goat bleated (if you don't know what a bleat is, it is just the noise a goat a makes. beeeeeeaaahhh!).
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Okay then! who will be my sexual outlet? Let's make this matter. Something to do with Sasuke. Chidori? Yeah . . . chidori . . . ch . . . o . . . i . . . Choji! Alright. I have a plan.
Lee ran to Choji's house. He glanced in his bedroom window. Choji was eating potato chips. Wish me luck, Guy sensei! "Transform!" (Lee used a scroll to help him; he can't use ninjutsu!) A success!
Sakura pressed a full bosom against Choji's window. "Oh, Choji . . ." she moaned.
Choji's eyes where set aflame from the sexy red lingerie. "S-Sakura?"He opened the window. she crawled in and tried to do some sexy poses. They came off corny and slutty, but never the less, arousing.
"Hey there, Choooo-ji. I was thinking to myself, how I could just not keep it a secret any longer, I need you. Every night, I would imagine you pleasuring me with your expansion jutsu. I can't wait any longer!" she ran and hugged him, giving him puppy eyes.
"So my prayers have been answered! Alright then." He stripped sensually.
This was more of a cinch than I thought! Lee smiled in his Sakura body.
They made out until they could not take it any longer (Choji from lust, Lee from not being able to handle Choji's sloppy kisses; It was like he wanted to eat, not kiss). Choji took a breath.
Choji's mother was walking down the hall when she heard "Expansion jutsu!"
Aww, he's training in his room, she assumed, and slid open his room door. She gasped at the sight of position for a sixty nine between her son and Sakura.
"Eh, I gotta run! See ya!" Sakura was gone, running like a bat out of hell. It's funny, 'cause bat's don't run!
After a while of running, Lee slowed down. He still had a body like sakura. What are the chances, that at that moment, Sakura would appear right around the corner? This fraction is not yet determinabel, since we don't know the exact body mass of Sakura, or the universe, but the chance happened. And Sakura gave Lee the punch of a lifetime. He was Knocked out. When he awoke, he found himself tied up. On a bed.
"So you've finaly woken up," the real Sakura said. Lee was shivering with fear; he knew Sakura to be vicious at times. He never would have imagined this predicament with his old crush. "I normaly use clones of myself for this kind of thing, but using someone new and exciting, who looks just like me? Well, I just can't resist." She stepped out of the shadows to reveal her own pink pubic hair. And matching pink nipple hair.
Wow. I never thought she just grew it all out...like me, Lee thought to himself. Lee immediately became aroused, and yet frightened by the idea of Sakura. Her huge forehead alone could crush him.
"I'm not going to hurt you, unless that's what you want." Sakura said while winking at Lee as if she were drunk. She proceeded, "I've always wondered what it would be like to have a twin. Some one to look like me, but act freely. I'm sick of always having to control the toys I play with." She giggled.
Lee didn't know how to act. If he were still a guy he'd have a raging erection bursting through the red, silk lingerie. But, part of him was still kind of freaked out. Being knocked out and tied up was never his sort of thing. His fantasy wasn't around bondage-instead he liked double penetration.
"Uhhmmm...Sakura!" Lee finally said. He sounded stupid for taking such a long time to talk.
"Don't talk to me like that!" Sakura yelled. She took out a short, black leather whip and struck Lee across his flat stomach. "Act a little sexy; like me."
Sakura steadily and slowly walked to the bed and seductively bent over, searching for something on the floor. After a moment of patting around the area, her eyes widened and a smirk formed on her face. She pulled out an old cardboard box. There was tape holding the sides together, and the side read 'Sakura's Sexy Stuff.' She gently set the box in between Lee's feet.
"W-what's in there?" Lee said in a slighty sexy, yet very intruiged voice.
"Well, lets see here. It depends. Are you going to scream?" Sakura asked. "Haha. Of course you are." She pulled out a ball gag and toss it onto Lee's chest, hitting a nipple. Lee yelped from the pain.
Sakura grabbed a slew of items, most of which were involved with pain and hint of pleasure. One being an 8 inch-round butt plug attached to a matching 11 inch dildo along with a pair of old, rusty handcuffs. The kind Salad Fingers would fantasize about. She walked over to the side of the bed (either side, you pick) and poured vanilla scented oil onto Lee's body, slowly and gently rubbing it into Lee's skin, making sure to get the armpits drenched.
"Are you ready?" Sakura asked. As she worked her way down to Lee's place of entry. Horny and prepared, Lee's eyes closed and head nodded. Sakura grabbed the sex tool and flipped a switch. The dildo began vibrating, the plug turning. Lee's eye suddenly opened with surprise. Not knowing what pleasure was in store, Sakura shoved the dildo and plug into Lee. Lee let out a great yell to express the sudden joy.
After 13 minutes of Lee's pleasure Sakura stopped. "I need to show you something." She pulled an enormous cock from out of her vagina.
"WHAT?" Lee exclaimed. he had never seen anything so amazing. "You have both?"
"I have everything." Sakura said while again walking to the side of the bed. "And this is where I need YOU." She grabed her cock and rubbed it into Lee's armpit.
What a sexual outlet.