Hey guys just so you know I mean know offense to anyone. and no this inst a serious story-enjoy! *improved version*
john Marston stood in front of the armadillo saloon, After a long grueling battle against the undead hordes. In the middle of the saloon the lifeless already decayed corpses lay in the floor "damn",john said softly, "looks like this party" *john puts on sunglasses * "is dead" YEAAAAAAAAAAAA!
2 hours later
john was at the border of Mexico, the scent of tequila, piss, and tacos were strong, but john was like wateves and rode into Mexico crossing ramita de la baya he pulled out his iphone went on to facebook and was like "in mexico ujelly?"
three minutes later he received an update Landon rickets likes your status john was all like :D
2 more hours later
john marston was in escalera the sun was setting and john was ready to end the undead apocalypse just then he heard another gunshot and there stood troll face himself john was all like :D and then all the zombies died troll face went to john and john was like "lets go see landon rickets" and troll face was like "fdat" but john automatically shit his britches, and troll face could not resist.
3 hours later
john and troll face arrived at beechers hope and
john was like wtf "how we get her?"
john walked inside and found jack watching reading a book titled "how to be gay" John ripped the book from his hands and beat him over the head with it before throwing him into the fire-place. John and troll face then walked outside again. When they got out there johns house exploded and john was all like "FML" then jack(who was on fire) ran outside and shit 800 zombies before he died a fiery death then all the zombies where like "umad bro?" john pulled out his gun and started shooting at a bird troll face pissed on the burnt rubble of the house and the house magically rebuilt itself. The zombies were all like "HAXX" but troll face was like FTW john went into his house and got naked all of a sudden the zombies started speaking spanish then flew to mexico when they got there they all got ran over by a train and then russia came back in time and nuked escalera ending the zombie curse.
John who was in his room, naked, started playing Roblox and troll face was like "gay" john replied by saying that troll face's mother was gay then troll face was like "FUUUU" but troll face decided to pop john in the balls. John bent over he was in pain his sensitive testicles had taken a serious blow john went on facebook and uploaded a picture of his dick. It got one like by edgar ross john was like "eww" then he rode to blackwater and shot ross. When he returned he grabbed troll face and made violent butt secks to him for the next 20 years.
Thats when john realized that he was the son of chuck norris then they all died.
THE END
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