IcelandAnimeGirl:
Okay… this will be my
OFFICIAL first fic :P On FF . I'm not a good writer or
anything... anywho's I was MSN-ing with my Norwegian friend Mona,
and we went RP (RolePlay). And this random crap came out … XD Made
by ME and MONA!!
Disclaimer: We do not own InuYasha… or
Jakotsu. Rumiko Takahashi does…. God bless her!
IcelandAnimeGirl: InuYasha, Kagome, Shippo and Naraku
Mona-chan: Miroku,
Sango and Jakotsu.
(We didn't use Kirara . )
WARNING: Randomness ahead!
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InuYasha group: -walking through forest-
Jakotsu: -watches the group come closer and closer, and then, right in front of them, jumps out of the bushes-
Jakotsu: Good evening, InuYasha
InuYasha: GYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shippo: ;-; My ears.
Miroku: gropes Sango
Kagome: -.-;
Sango: Ô.Ô
InuYasha: -hyperventilating- -hides behind Kagome-
Jakotsu: I seriously don't see why you bother to touch that thing, when InuYasha is right next to you
Kagome: O.O
Sango: That thing?
Kagome: ma ma, Sango-chan,
Miroku: don't worry, Sango, don't listen to him! I'll touch you anytime you want, without going near InuYasha.
Sango: -Hiraikotsu on Miroku's head-
InuYasha: Hey! What's that supposed to mean?
Miroku: gyah O-----O
Kagome: -.-;
Shippo: ;-; My ears.
InuYasha: -eyes Jakotsu warily-
Jakotsu: -raises one eyebrow in a suggestive way-
InuYasha: -shudders-
Jakotsu: come on, InuYasha, what are you waiting for? I'm right here
Kagome: -.-
InuYasha: No. Go away. -his head peaks out near Kagome's shoulders- Now.
Sango: ...
Miroku: -laughs-
Jakotsu: -walks towards InuYasha hiding behind Kagome
InuYasha: what are you laughing at, bouzou?!
InuYasha: -sees Jakotsu coming- No! Nonononononoooo!
Miroku: eh, nothing -sweatdroping-
Jakotsu: -keeps walking-
InuYasha: -glare- Go away.
Kagome: -.-;;;;;;;
Miroku: -whispers to Sango- this could be interesting
Sango: -giggles-
Jakotsu: -is now standing right in front of Kagome- move it, little girl, InuYasha's mine!
Kagome: Uh... -doesn't want to get killed- Sorry, InuYasha. -moves away with Shippo in her grasp-
InuYasha: -blank stare-
Jakotsu: -looks kinky- now come! -grabs InuYasha's arm, and holds him tight into his body-
InuYasha: ;-; -struggles-
Jakotsu: don't resist, my love, I know you enjoy me doing this -is all touchy touchy-
Miroku: -looks at Sango with a perverted look-
Sango: -.-;
Kagome: -.-U ...
InuYasha: GO AWAY!!! GAHH!!! -pushes Jakotsu away-
Jakotsu: -looks sooo kinky-
Sango: Ô.Ô
Miroku: O.O
Kagome: I.I
InuYasha: -hysterical- -runs away... or tries to-
Jakotsu: -runs after him- -uses his snake-like sword to cut some trees so InuYasha can't move-
InuYasha: FUCK!
InuYasha: FUCK FUCK FUCK!!
Sango: should we help him?
Miroku: nah, let's wait
Kagome: -.-;;...
InuYasha: FUCK FUCK FUCKK!!! FUCK THIS!!
InuYasha: -to Jakotsu- You fucking bastard... go fuck yourself!!
Jakotsu: -runs to InuYasha and grasps his arms-
Kagome: -holding Shippo's ears-
Jakotsu: -blushes- way ahead of you –perverted smile-
Jakotsu: and now, it's your turn
InuYasha: O-----------------------O
Kagome: O--O Let's go! NOW!
Sango: ok, NOW we should help him
Miroku: yeah OO
InuYasha: Ahh ahhh ahhh ahhh -goes hysterical- I DON'T WANNA LOSE MY VIRGINITY TO A SHE-MALE!
Kagome: -blushes-
Jakotsu: O-O loose your virginity?
Jakotsu: aww, I'll be his first! and last
InuYasha: -realizes what he said- OO... -blushes-
InuYasha: NNOOO!!!! NO SHE-MALE!!!! GIVE ME AN AUTHENTIC FEMALE!!!
Miroku: -points towards Kagome-
InuYasha: -.-;. -drags Kagome away-
Kagome: O-O HUH?!
Shippo: What are they going to do?
Jakotsu: you're leaving already? But this was so fun!
Sango: Ô-Ô
Miroku: -smiling-
InuYasha: -blushes- -dragging Kagome-
Kagome: O-O
Kagome: InuYasha... what are you going to do?
InuYasha: eyes Kagome strangely
Kagome: OO
InuYasha: A she-male ain't getting my virginity!
Miroku: now, now, let's not disturb them. walks away whilst pushing the others
Jakotsu: -heartbroken-
... - hour later -...
-everyone beside InuYasha and Kagome are sitting near a fire-
-InuYasha and Kagome appear-
InuYasha: -smirking-
Kagome: O-O -blush-
Miroku: -smiles proudly- (no idea why)
InuYasha: -eyes Miroku strangely- o-O
Sango: hi -Waves-
Kagome: O-O... hi.
Jakotsu: -somewhere far far away, heartbroken-
Shippo: Kagome-mama... why do you smell like InuYasha?
Miroku: well, Shippo -looks like he's gonna give a lesson-
Sango: -Hiraikotsu on dah Miroku-boy-
Miroku: X.X
Kagome: O-O... -still blushing-
InuYasha: are you going to look like that all night?
Sango: -.-;;
Miroku: -suggestive one eyebrow raise towards Sango-
Sango: -blushes-
Kagome: O-O
Shippo: Kagome-mama... did InuYasha do something you didn't like?
Miroku: Oh, I think she liked it
Sango: -.-;
Kagome: -darker blush-
InuYasha: -smirk-
Jakotsu: -still heartbroken-
InuYasha: -nuzzles Kagome's neck-
Kagome: -B.L.U.S.H- ... wow.
Miroku: -lays arm around Sango's shoulder-
Sango: O-o… happy
InuYasha: So... you finally snapped out of your O-O period?
Kagome: ... woooooooooow.
InuYasha: -embarrassed-
Kagome: -smiles at Mir and San-
Jakotsu: -vengeful-
InuYasha: -groans because he knows that Jakotsu's here- -Sounds REALLY perverted cuz Kagome's sitting in his lap-
Miroku: ok, maybe you two should go somewhere private
Sango: yeah, keep it to yourselves
Kagome + InuYasha: O--------------------O
InuYasha: I wasn't groaning about that! -whispers- Even though it's nice -talks louder- Jakotsu's here -.-
Jakotsu: I am indeed -stands behind Miroku and Sango-
Sango and Miroku: -Turn their heads, and sighs-
InuYasha: -stares blankly and growls- You can't get me! -blows a raspberry-
Jakotsu: Oh, I'm not after you this time. I'm after her! -points snake-like sword towards Kagome with an evil face expression-
Jakotsu: It's all her fault!
Kagome: O------------------------------------------------O
InuYasha: -jumps in front of Kagome-
Sango: -stands up with her Hiraikotsu ready-
Shippo: -creeps away-
Jakotsu: Oh, please! As if you could damage e with that thing! -swings his snake-like sword towards Sango-
Miroku: -throws himself at Sango, so they fall to the ground and dodges-
Sango: O---O
Miroku: are you okay?
Sango: y...yes, I'm f-fine
InuYasha: -sarcastic- That's nice
Kagome: -holds onto InuYasha-
Jakotsu: -again swings his sword, but this time towards Kagome and InuYasha-
InuYasha: -stands still- -at the last second he draws out Tessaiga and blocks the attack-
InuYasha: Hah! You go away! I am Kagome's mate now! ... FOREVER!
Kagome: -blush-
Jakotsu: if I can't have you, NO ONE CAN!!
InuYasha: -.-;;
Jakotsu: you broke my heart by choosing her over me! I will not let you do that again!
InuYasha: I'm sorry!!!
Kagome: O-O
Shippo: O-O
Jakotsu: I'll never forgive you!
Sango: Ô-Ô
Miroku: Ô-Ô
InuYasha: I AM TRULY DEEPLY MADLY SORRY! I JUST DON'T FEEL THE SAME ABOUT YOU AS I DO ABOUT KAGOME!!
Kagome: -happy-
Jakotsu: and for that you both deserve to die! -swings sword yet again-
InuYasha: FUCK THIS!!
InuYasha: What do you want me to do so you will leave me alone?!
Jakotsu: oh, that ship has sailed! -swings sword-
InuYasha: BESIDE anything... active!! -.-
Sango: -starts to run towards them, but is stopped by Miroku-
Miroku: it's too dangerous!
Jakotsu: -swings swords wildly-
InuYasha: Fucking shit! Sorry, Kagome. I have to do this. I don't want to but I have too! -kisses her- -jumps towards Jakotsu- -hugs him-
Jakotsu: -is really confused- how...no...but...-hugs back-
Jakotsu: how can you do this to me?
InuYasha: ;-; -still hugging- (thinks: just imagine this is Kagome)... huh?
Jakotsu: I can't kill you now...don't you see? I love you InuYasha!
InuYasha: ... ;-----------; 'I WANT KAGOME!' That's nice.
Jakotsu: -falls down on the ground, crying-
Sango: O-O
Miroku: wow. He actually had feelings for InuYasha, not just a lust for his body!
Kagome: -raises eyebrow to Miroku- "Lust for his body" Have you been checking him out?
Miroku: O-OU eh, embarrassed
Sango: Ô-Ô
InuYasha: -.-;;
Kagome: -.- No wonder... I've seen his body. But only I can have it ... wait. That's a little perverted. I don't care!
Miroku: I didn't mean it like that! I just...well, look at the guy! -points at Jakotsu-
Jakotsu: -cries like hell, whilst screaming something of eternal blackness-
InuYasha: ... creeping away to Kagome
Jakotsu: I can't take this any longer
InuYasha: -pats Jakotsu's head... slowly-
Jakotsu: -keeps crying-
Sango: I...I actually feel sorry for the guy
Miroku: yeah, it's kinda sad
Kagome: yeah...
Jakotsu: don't pity me!
InuYasha: What can I do for you to leave me alone and let me live my life with Kagome?
Jakotsu: oh, I'm not even gonna try to stop you...just leave me only in my grief alone!
Sango: O-o
Miroku: O-o
InuYasha: No really...
InuYasha: 'please don't let him say that I have to kiss him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'
Jakotsu: well, I guess one and only kiss wouldn't hurt
Sango: Ö.Ö
Miroku: Ö.Ö
InuYasha: 'NOOO!!!!' O-----O
Kagome: X.X
Jakotsu: -happy-
Jakotsu: oh, wilt thou leave me so unsatisfied? (Quote from Romeo and Juliet)
InuYasha: X.X... okay.
Jakotsu: -dreamy eyes-
InuYasha: I won't kiss you... but you have to kiss me.
Kagome: O.O
Jakotsu: no problem gets up, walks slowly towards InuYasha, embraces him, gently lifts a stray of hair away from InuYasha's face, and kisses him
Sango + Miroku: Ô--------------------Ô
InuYasha: O.O being kissed
Kagome: O-------O
Jakotsu: still kissing InuYasha (with tongue)
Kagome: O------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------O
InuYasha: OoO (the small 'o' is his mouth)
Jakotsu: -continues- (as if he would stop)
InuYasha: 'Yuck... Should I please him? No! Kagome!! KAGOME KAGOME KAGOME KAGOME!'
Jakotsu: I know you enjoy this, my love –happy-
InuYasha: 'KAGOME KAGOME KA-GO-ME KAA-GOO-MEE KAAAAAAAAA-GOOO MEEEEE ...'
Jakotsu: -faints-
InuYasha: Huh?
Sango: he fainted...
Miroku: I didn't know you were that a good kisser, InuYasha
Kagome: I knew –stars in eyes-... wait. Did you kiss him?
InuYasha: no... Or I don't think I did
Miroku: he most certainly kissed you, that's for sure!
Sango: -giggles-
InuYasha: -.-; That's not funny.
Kagome: ….
InuYasha: -eyes her- -kisses her-
Kagome: -faints-
InuYasha: Huh. So I am a good kisser?
Sango: obviously
Miroku: well, I'm a good -boink-
Sango: -Hiraikotsu, of course-
InuYasha: huh...
InuYasha: -eyes Sango- Can I try it on you?
Sango: X.x
InuYasha: either you or Miroku -.-;;
Miroku: -angry-
InuYasha: Want me to kiss you?!
Miroku: try me
Sango: X---X
InuYasha: Okay. -kisses him-
Miroku: -faints-
Sango: oh my god!
InuYasha: O.O... huh.
InuYasha: -grabs Sango- -kisses her-
Sango: eh...-faints-
InuYasha: -left alone... eyes Shippo-
Shippo: O.O...
InuYasha: -sigh- If this works... -kisses his forehead-
Shippo: O------O -faints-
InuYasha: Damn... I should use this on Naraku.
Kagome: -wakes up-
Miroku: -wakes up- -faints again-
Kagome: OO -blinks-
Sango: -lies there-
Jakotsu: -wakes up-
Jakotsu: -kisses InuYasha-
Jakotsu: -faints-
InuYasha: -.-;
Kagome: What happened?
InuYasha: I kissed you …
Miroku and Sango: -wakes up-
InuYasha: -eyes the others-
Miroku: what the fuck just happened?
InuYasha: I kissed you...
Miroku: O.O
Sango: you kissed me too, right?
InuYasha: yes... and Shippo. On the forehead... he fainted too!
Sango: then it wasn't just a dream
InuYasha: -.-... no.
InuYasha: I should try to use this on Naraku... or not.
Sango: -looks like she's lusting for something- Miroku! -happy-
Miroku: yes?
Sango: -grabs Miroku and starts making out-
InuYasha: o.O?
Kagome: O.O... -tackles InuYasha- -making out-
Shippo: -still asleep-
Jakotsu: -wakes up and sees everyone making out...faints-
InuYasha: -stops making out Erm Sango... Why were you lusting?
Sango: -stops making out- -blushes- I was lusting for him -pokes Miroku-
Miroku: -giggles from the poking- I knew it!
InuYasha: I saw that... . So... what should we do now?
Miroku: this? -makes out with Sango-
InuYasha: -looks at the scene shivering- Please... shouldn't we go somewhere? To a town or find Naraku or something?!
Naraku: -appears out of nowhere- Someone said my name?
Sango: -points at InuYasha whilst making out with Miroku-
Naraku: -eyeing Miroku and Sango in disgust- Erm. Well. -does laughter- I will kill you know!
Naraku: Now! Damn... I'm not good at spelling.
Jakotsu: -wakes up, and sees Naraku- -faints-
Kagome: -.-;
Naraku: NOW YOU WILL FIE! ... DIE! DIE! I meant die! -.-
InuYasha: -snort-
Sango: lol
Miroku: hey, don't stop! Let them fight each other
Sango: Sorry, couldn't resist! -gets back to making out with Miroku-
Naraku: Damn... why are you making hun of me?!
InuYasha: -snorts again-
Kagome: -giggles-
Jakotsu: -making kissing noises in his sleep- IIIIIIIInuuu...Yash...
InuYasha: O----O
Naraku: O.O... HAHA xD! Jakotsu missing InuYasha... KISSING! DUCK! O.O... I mean FUCK!
Sango: -laughter breaks out-
Miroku: just kiss him will ya? Get over with it, it's disturbing!
InuYasha: laughing like crazy "duck" xD Erm... okay.
Naraku: "Kiss him?" O.O... "KISS HIM"?!
InuYasha: Believe me ... I don't want to do this.
Naraku: FO!! Erm... no!!
InuYasha: -sigh- -kisses him-
Naraku: O.O ... ... ... ... -faints-
Miroku: now, can I suck him up?
Sango: we should've done this way earlier
InuYasha: yeah... -takes Naraku's shards- Bye Bye! -waves- Suck him up!
Miroku: -sucks him up- -sees the hole in his hand disappear-
Everyone: -happy-
IAG: The End?
M-C: wait
Miroku: -starts making out with Sango again-
M-C: THE END
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IAG: So... how was it? I hope it was good. Maybe we'll have more of these :D
Well… review!