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Fanfiction: Texts from My Godson
Summary: Severus gets a phone and decides to text Draco (for help).
Warnings: This fic is unlike anything you've ever seen before. Also, not really a warning, but its co-posted by me and Lemo Smith!
To: Draco Malfoy
Draco, I finally got a hang of this device.
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From: Draco Malfoy
Wow, never pegged u as 1 to use a handphone, Sev
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To: Draco Malfoy
What am I supposed to use this cellular phone for anyway? You're right across the room.
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You have 1 new message.
From: 0135 464 7539
Hello Severus. Got your number from Lucius. Congrats on finally joining us in the modern world. This is my personal phone, if you have anything Ministry related pls get my office number from Lucius or Arthur.
-Kingsley :)
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To: Draco Malfoy
Wait why do I have a message from Shacklebolt?
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From:Draco Malfoy
Huh? Y does Shacklebolt have ur num?
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From: Draco Malfoy
And lol Sev its so that u dun have to make a sound or get up to talk 2 me.
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To: Draco Malfoy
Its from a number, 0135 464 7539, and it says: Hello Severus. Got your number from Lucius. Congrats on finally joinimg us in the modern world. This is my personal phone, if you have anything Ministry related pls get my office number from Lucius or Arthur. –Kingsley :)
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From: Draco Malfoy
U wanna have some quality time with Shacklebolt? ;)
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To: Draco Malfoy
Well, that's absolutely redundant then. If I wanted to tell you something without moving I could use Legilimency or a Patronus.
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To: Draco Malfoy
Why did Lucius even bother giving me this.
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From: Draco Malfoy
-.- Seriously Sev…
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From: Draco Malfoy
Father's using it too? How come he didn't give me his num
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From: Draco Malfoy
Hold on
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From: Draco Malfoy
Reply reply!
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To: Draco Malfoy
What? No I most certainly do not want to have a tryst with Shacklebolt.
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From: Draco Malfoy
To shacklebolt I mean
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From: Draco Malfoy
Lol jk! :D
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To: Draco Malfoy
Your father's number is 0136 253 6977 .
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To: Draco Malfoy
Your punctuation and grammar is appalling. Why would you use a semi colon before closing a bracket that has not even been opened yet?
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To: Draco Malfoy
What kind of word is lol and jk?
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From: Draco Malfoy
Just talked 2 father, apparently he doesn't want 2 b as old as he (is) seems, n apparently the solution is 2 get a phone. AKML.
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From: Lucius Malfoy
SEV WHY DID U TELL MY SON ABT MY PHONE? :-(
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To: Lucius Malfoy
He asked.
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From: Lucius Malfoy
HMPH. :(((((((
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To: Draco Malfoy
Lucius is irritated that I told you he has a cellular phone.
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From: Draco Malfoy
OMG Sev I CANNOT believe u don't know about emoticons. How log have u had ur phone?)
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From: Draco Malfoy
*?
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To: Draco Malfoy
Log?
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From: Draco Malfoy
Lol I know :D
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From: Draco Malfoy
lol- laugh out lod
Jk-justkidding
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From: Lucius Malfoy
Wait a minute why does my son own a phone anyway? He didn't even tell me! I'm like so pissed now I could hex him 9 ways to Sunday and Cissy's just excited. :-( Let him know. Cissy says hi.
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To: Draco Malfoy
Lucius wants me to tell you he's angry you got a cellular phone without his permission.
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From: Draco Malfoy
Sev, brush up on ur phone slang.
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To: Draco Malfoy
What is :D
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From: Draco Malfoy
Father can do it himseld'
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From: Draco Malfoy
*himself
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From: Draco Malfoy
Look at that sideways.
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To: Draco Malfoy
Very well.
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To: Draco Malfoy
Oh it's a face.
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From: Draco Malfoy
*smacks face* my god…
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From: Draco Malfoy
See? I put those faces and such so I dun have to do them in real life.
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From: Lucius Malfoy
Sev, FIX THIS. My son is angry at me now. Oh and Cissy wants me to ask if we can all have dinner next week.
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To: Draco Malfoy
Sigh tell your father I'm not an owl.
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From: Draco Malfoy
Like right now I can put this :D when I actually look calm.
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From: Draco Malfoy
Look up Sev
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From: Draco Malfoy
Tell him urself Sev, he's angry at me rmbr
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To: Draco Malfoy
What? Why are you laughing?
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To: Draco Malfoy
I'm not going to be your bloody messenger Draconis Lucius Malfoy
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From: Draco Malfoy
It's an EXAMPLE Sev. AKML. Again.
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To: Draco Malfoy
What is akml?
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From: Draco Malfoy
Wait, does mother have one too?
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From: Draco Malfoy
Gotta ask Harry, hold on
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To: Draco Malfoy
Narcissa has what she calls a blackberry.
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From: Draco Malfoy
Oh and AKML- Avada kedavra my life
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To: Draco Malfoy
Wait you have Harry's number?
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To: Draco Malfoy
I mean Potter
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You have 1 new message.
From: Draco Malfoy
OMFG why does everyone have my parents numbers but me
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From: Draco Malfoy
?
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You have 2 new messages.
From: Narcissa Malfoy
Sev, be a dear and forward my next message to Draco will you? Oh, and lets all go for dinner together at the Smithrawns next week! –Cissy :3
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From: Narcissa Malfoy
Draco sweetie pie make sure to be home for dinner Blaise is visiting us! Love mummy :)
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To: Draco Malfoy
Wait your mother has a message for me.
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From: Draco Malfoy
Harry?
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To: Draco Malfoy
She wants me to forward it. How do I do that?
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To: Draco Malfoy
… Yes Harry.
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From: Draco Malfoy
Lol there's a button 4 dat.
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To: Draco Malfoy
Is it in options?
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From: Draco Malfoy
If u get to call him Harry I get to call him Harry too.
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From: Draco Malfoy
YES SEV. Explore your phone for Merlin's sake
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Open:
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Draco Malfoy-
Narcissa Malfoy- (selected)
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From: Narcissa Malfoy
Draco sweetie pie make sure to be home for dinner Blaise is visiting us! Love mummy :)
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To Draco Malfoy:
Draco sweetie pie make sure to be home for dinner Blaise is visiting us! Love mummy :)
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From: Draco Malfoy
Btw see the magic that is this phone? We r having a conversation without talking this whole time! XD
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From: Draco Malfoy
OH MY GOD MOTHER
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From: Draco Malfoy
Hey send me mothers num will you
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To: Draco Malfoy
… I have to go Minerva is looking at me like I'm going to turn into a woman.
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To: Draco Malfoy
Your Mother does not wish for me to tell you.
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From: Draco Malfoy
? Why? Tell me cus I'm not looking up
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From: Draco Malfoy
Why?
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To: Draco Malfoy
Goodbye Draco.
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From: Draco Malfoy
Lol, just say bb or something
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From: Draco Malfoy
Hey wait u still didnt tell me why
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So… tada!
This is a fic co-posted by me and Lemo Smith!
Haha, Sev is like so old fashioned huh?
Anyways, hope you enjoyed, and give me some feedback! PM or review, anything goes!
Also, I'm thinking of posting my fics on Deviantart. Should I?
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