This is a response to a challenge posted by Hubbles. Here's how it went:
The "Lafeyette, We are in Deep Trouble" challenge. (aka the "Lafeyette, We are - oh MERDE!" challenge) Lebeau, or possibly Lebeau and Carter, are placed in a situation where they have to either run the camp, rescue the others, complete a mission, or get their poor selves home. Can be funny or serious.
TUTTLE'S A SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE (AND HIGHLY IMPROBABLE) EVENTS
There were quite a few things in life that he knew not to do. The first was to never lick the flag pole during winter. The second was to never throw rocks at explosives. And the third and most important, was to never let a woman ask if a certain dress made her look fat. Such things were dangerous and downright stupid and, to his everlasting shame, Colonel Robert Hogan had done them all. But all these infractions of common sense were mild, nothing, compared to the blunder that Hogan was willingly and knowingly about to make. Of course, in his defence, the man was sick, so it was entirely possible that he was not thinking clearly. Whatever the reason, the important thing was that, after the smoke cleared and the whole episode ended, Hogan promised never, ever to let such a heinous thing happen again.