Disclaimer: I don't own professor Layton. I haven't yet played Spectre's call, so there is no spoilers for that game in this. All other spoilers are "mild."

You know you're obsessed with Professor Layton when:

You search for hint coins everywhere, including in public.

You buy a top-hat and resolve never to take it off

You attempt to talk to animals.

You make up puzzles to pass the time.

Everything reminds you of a puzzle

You are obsessive about being a true gentleman, regardless of gender.

You call your car the Layton Mobile.

You constantly practise your finger-pointing.

Tea is your favourite beverage.

You download the soundtracks to your i-pod and listen to them daily.

You talk to strangers in the hopes that they'll ask you to solve puzzles.

You're always on the lookout for Stachenscarfen or Pavel.

Train tickets are disappointing when they have a destination written on them.

You take up fencing and learn the piano.

You call your grandmother "Granny Riddleton."

You decide to take up self-defence and photography.

You want to take an apprenticeship.

Being an archaeologist appeals to you.

You dress like the characters on a daily basis.

You name your cat Claudia or Catnova

You name your dog Precious or Tom

You suspect the people in your village may be robots or hallucinations.

You learn how to brew tea.

You try to train your hamster to lose weight.

You try to try to train your budgie to deliver objects.

You are cautious of lifts.

When someone asks you name, you name one of your characters.

You collect fossils or other interesting antique items.

You start designing your room like Luke's or Layton's in the inn.

You learn how to build flying machines from things like globe frames, ribbons, curtains, curtain rods, barrels, chainsaws and ceiling fans.

You style your hair like Puzzlette's.

Whenever someone swats a bee you tell them off then have an emotional breakdown.

A coin gun is your ideal choice of weapon.

You expect to be paid in Picrats.

You sing like Sammy Thunder.

You watch Eternal Diva again and again, just so you can find all the camoes.

You desperately want to live in London.

You call the janitor "Dean Delmona."

You have a habit of pulling on people's faces, just to make sure they aren't in disguise.

You scream whenever you open a box.

Puzzles are your passion.

You know how to play the Detragon.

You dye your hair purple.

You doodle the characters constantly.

You tap everything.

You carry around an old fashioned trunk with you.

Every sentence you say has something Layton-related in it.

Trains are rather disappointing compared to the Molentary Express.

When someone says apple you think of a young girl rather than a fruit.

Your desktop or screensaver is related to Professor Layton.

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