A/N hey guyz :) dis is a new yrs pressie for r fanz! we wer wtchin star wars and dis idea came 2 us so we hope u luv it like we do! :)
we luv r fans! xxxxxxx
Darth Vader has entered the chatroom.
Luke Skywalker has entered the chatroom.
Yoda has entered the chatroom.
Yoda: Happy I is.
Luke Skywalker: Yoda!
Darth Vader: I cannot find my saber.
Yoda: Luke!
Luke Skywalker: Hi Darth Vader.
Yoda: Weird this is.
Darth Vader: Luke, I need to talk to you.
Luke Skywalker: What do you want?
Yoda: Interesting this is.
Darth Vader: Luke... I am your father.
Luke Skywalker: NOOOOOOOOOO!
Yoda: Oooohhh cliffy this is.
Luke Skywalker: Shut up, Yoda!
Yoda: Quiet I is.
Luke Skywalker has exited.
Darth Vader has exited.
Yoda: Alone I is.
Yoda has exited.
A week later
Darth Vader has entered the chatroom.
Luke Skywalker has entered the chatroom.
Yoda has entered the chatroom.
Darth Vader: Luke, are you there?
Yoda: Yoda here is.
Luke Skywalker: Yes Father, I am here.
Darth Vader: Yes, about that... Luke, I have something to tell you.
Yoda: Oohhhh, Interested I is.
Luke Skywalker: What is it, Dad?
Darth Vader: It's important to know.. I will always love you. You are like a son to me.
Luke Skywalker: I am your son.
Yoda: Slightly confused I is.
Luke Skywalker: SHUT UP YODA!
Yoda: Crying I is.
Luke Skywalker: Don't cry, Yoda.
Yoda: Crying I is. Mean you are.
Darth Vader: I have something serious to tell you, Luke. You too, Yoda.
Yoda: Sorry I is. Go I must.
Yoda has exited.
Luke Skywalker: I feel bad. I should go to his house and say sorry.
DarthVader: Yes, do that. And afterwards, both of you have to come back online. It's important.
Luke Skywalker: Talk to you later. Bye Dad.
Darth Vader: Bye Luke.
Luke Skywalker has exited.
Several hours later
Luke Skywalker has entered the chatroom.
Yoda has entered the chatroom.
Luke Skywalker: Hi Dad. Are you still here?
Darth Vader: Yes, I am.
Yoda: Okay now I is.
Darth Vader: That's good. Now Luke, I have something to say.
Luke Skywalker: Yes, I know. What is it Dad?
Darth Vader: You see, Luke. I miscalculated dates and well...
Yoda: Huge cliffy this is.
Luke Skywalker: Yoda, this is not the time for your games.
Yoda: Serious I is.
Darth Vader: Ok, I am going to come out and say it now.
Luke Skywalker: Yes, Dad?
Darth Vader: Luke, I am not your father.
Luke Skywalker: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Yoda: Ooooohhhh, interesting this is.
Darth Vader: And Yoda... I am instead your father.
Luke Skywalker: What? How, Dad? Oh wait, I am no longer your son.
Yoda: Quite awkward this is.
Darth Vader: I have had two relationships in my lifetime. One with your mother and one with Yoda's. With dates, it's impossible that I am your father. I am Yoda's.
Luke Skywalker: I understand, Darth Vader. Friends?
Darth Vader: Always, Luke.
Yoda: Darth Vader? Dad you are?
Darth Vader: Yes Yoda. I am your father.
Yoda: Dad I have. Happy I is.
Luke Skywalker: I'm happy we can still be friends. And Yoda? Darth Vader is a great man. You are lucky he is your father.
Yoda: Lucky I is.
Darth Vader: It's late now. I have to go.
Luke Skywalker: Me too. Goodnight to the both of you. Friends forever.
Luke Skywalker has exited.
Darth Vader: Goodnight Yoda. I love you son.
Yoda: Late it is. Goodnight I say. Love you I do.
Darth Vader: Goodnight.
Darth Vader has exited.
Yoda: Loved I am.
Yoda has exited.
A/N plz review! hate/luv it? any commnts.. plz review! plz it makz uz so hapy wen we see de reviewz even if der sumtyms mean
- Gaby and Dayna
