Harry Potter and the Curse of the Many Chickens

A TWISTED PLOT II

By Pickled Toad

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Harry Potter and the Curse of the Many Chickens!!!

Disclaimer: Don't own nothin'. Actually, I invented plucking eyebrows, but I don't know why 'cos chickens don't have eyebrows as far as I know. Read on.

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Ron: Why are you plucking your eyebrows, Harry?

Harry: Cluck, cluck, cluck.

Ron: Hello? Harry? Is plucking your eyebrows good for playing Quidditch?

(Ron sits down next to Harry and starts plucking his eyebrows too.)

(Hermione walks in.)

Hermione: Why are you two plucking your eyebrows?

Ron: Harry said it's good for playing Quidditch.

Pickled Toad: No, he said "Cluck, cluck, cluck."

All: Not you! Out! Out!

Pickled Toad: Fine! (disappears)

Harry: Cluck!

Hermione: Oh my god he's got the curse of the many chickens!!!!

Ron: Is that bad? The team needs him!

Harry: Cluck, cluck!?

Hermi: He's cursed! The only thing that can save him is- (Hermione sniggers) - a kiss from his best friend!

Ron: WHAT!?!!

Hermione: That's you, Ron!

Ron: You're joking….

Harry: Cluck, cluck, CLUCK!!

Ron: What was that, Harry? Oh, you'd rather Hermoine, would you?

The Voice Of Pickled Toad: Glad to see you don't think he's gay, but really, Ron, he just said, "cluck." (big yellow smiley face appears- the face of Pickled Toad!)

Hermione: Out, girl! (slaps poor Toady's face, and she disappears.)

Ron: Pucker up, Hermi.

Hermione: No thanks. I've got a busy schedule.

Ron (dramatically): You HAVE to save him!

Harry: Cluck, cluck, cluck.

Ron: hey, what about Cho?

Hermione: Who's Cho?

Ron (grins knowingly): Oh, never mind.

Hermione: Okay, let's flip for it. Heads I win, tails you lose.

Ron: Right.

(Hermione pulls out a double-sided coin just in case Ron is bright enough to figure out what she said.)

Ron: Gimme that!! (grabs coin and throws.)

Hermione: Ron, did you have to throw it RIGHT THROUGH THE ROOF!!?

Part 2 coming soon! It will get funnier, I promise. Thanks to all the people who reviewed "Identity Crisis", could ya please review this too? Please? Please? ^_^!!