I shouldn't even be posting this, it's just pure fluffness. Anyway, whatever this thing is, it's based on the song "El Tango De Roxanne" from Moulin Rouge. Very short. Just dialogue, except for the minor *actions*.
"Lovinito~"
"Repeat that and I'll make tomato soup out of your guts!"
"Awww… Mi pequeño Lovinito is turning red!"
"I-I'm not red! And stop calling me that, you bastard!"
"Lovinito wanna hear a song? Siii?"
"Hell no!"
"Ok, this is how it goes…"
*facepalm*
"ROOOOOOOOOXANNE"
"I. Hate. You."
"You don't have to put on that frown, mi amor"
"Hey! Those aren't even the right words!"
"Or walk the the streets for money…"
"Hey take that back! I'm not a.."
" ...when my bed's right there for you!"
"Go to hell!"
"Roooxanne! You should really wear THAT dress tonight… ohhh si"
"Stop it NOW! Damn it!"
"But please don't sell your body… Oyabun is skint tonight"
"I'm glad you are, you bastard! That's what you get for being a fucking pervert!"
"My eyes upon your face"
"He-hey! St-stay away from me!"
"My hand upon your curl"
"D-don't… chigi...chigi"
"My lips caress your skin"
*moan* "It's more than… I can stand…"
"Shhh… Stop talking Lovinito, you're actually enjoying it… Now come with me to a place where no words are needed".
I really feel like I should apologize for the brain damage this caused to you.