Applejack was walking down a road, when she saw Derpy walking the opposite direction.
Oh no... please... she thought, starting to turn the other way.
"Hey Applejack!" Derpy called.
"Fuck..." she muttered under her breath.
"What?" Derpy said.
"I said hi!" Applejack responded.
"Wanna come over to my house?" Derpy asked.
"Well, I really gotta-" Applejack started.
"No, please come on in!" Derpy said.
When they got to her house, Derpy started eating cookies right off.
"Hey, can I have a cookie?" Applejack asked.
"What cookies?" Derpy said.
"They're right in front of you!" Applejack said.
"What is?" Derpy asked.
"The cookies!" Applejack was getting frustrated.
"The Cookies? That's like my favorite band!" Derpy said.
"NO! The cookies in front of you!" AJ responded.
"The Cookies aren't in front of me" Derpy said.
"Just gimme those!" said AJ.
"NO THOSE ARE MY COOKIES!"
The End... for now.