Olympus Weekly

Poseidon pays Hermes to steal Aphrodite's Make-Up!

(Gods Pleased: Hermes, Poseidon, Athena and 7 more Gods Offended; Aphrodite and Ares)

Artemis: How much do I've to pay you, Dear Uncle?

Athena: I've to pay you 50 drachmas, yes?*opens digital purse*

Poseidon: *grinning* Pay Up! Pay Up!

Aphrodite: GIVE ME MY MAKE-UP BACK! ujcnjscbcbdvbdhbv*banging on the keyboard causing random letter sprouts*

Ares: Yeah, give it, slime breath…. She looks disgusting with that zit and no make-up to cover it up!

Aphrodite: What? You slimy, corpse eating ************ (Error; Aphrodite is banned from this site for extremely bad language. Thank You!)

Zeus: Ooh! I gotta see her strangling….. Never Mind, I'm doing it right now!

Hera: Yeah, left hook, right hook, oh come on, you're a divine being: beat the snot! Oh Ares, stop getting beat up by her! Punch her!

Apollo: Um, Uncle P, Hermes, get out of Olympus, or you're next!

Hermes; Poseidon: BYE! * ZIP! *

Aphrodite paints Olympus hot pink and hearts!

(Gods Pleased: Aphrodite. Gods Offended: Artemis and 11 more)

Hera: Aphrodite, I'm the queen of The Gods and I ask you this… What the heck is wrong with you!?

Ares: No offence, babe, but you should've painted it RED…. With the blood of that insect Jackson and his friends. Including that smarty-pants Chase!

Athena and Poseidon: Shut up, Ares!

Zeus: *emails* Painters! Come with your paint! Blue, Please!

Hera: No! I want a peacock color here!

Apollo: No, paint it golden and a sun on the thrones! It'll be cool and hot! Like Me!

Artemis: *gagging* Father! Allow me to block this Narcissus from here! I'm begging!

Hera: That's it! I've had it with you! No more Nice Goddess! You want me to be the bad guy! I'm the bad guy!

Zeus: Um…. Honey? You okay?

Poseidon: She was Nice Goddess before?!

Ghetto Hera: Ya'll be beggin' me after I'm done with you!

The brave and courageous gods of Olympus: *gulp* YAAAHHH!*logs off and runs!*

Ghetto Hera: That's Right! Ya'll better run! *laughs evilly*. Those "gods' fell for it! *kisses the How to be a Ghetto God! Book*

Author's note

Hey Guys! Credit goes to ilGyhs for idea of Ghetto Hera, twisted around a little bit! Sorry! 5 reviews! Thank you for reading this thing!