Hola!
Yes, hello.
Can't I go one chapter in peace?
Nope.
Fine, you do the disclaimer then.
Fine. Arknox443275 own nothing except for her weird OC Samantha. Oh. And me. And the plot. And her kindle fire. And her odd looking birthmark that's the shape of a-
Alright Emma! We get it!
Oh Me, Oh My!
The illusive samvk814329, otherwise known as Samantha Vivian Keeley in the real world, scrolled through the millions of files on her computer. "Here it is..." she mumbled under her breath while clicking a very VERY old story of hers. "Breaking the Veil... how old was I when I made this... god..." she said in horror. It was three o' clock in the morning and she had nothing other than sleep (three cups of coffee removes said option) or write. She settled on reading.
'The couple smiled at each other, Edelweiss Marlene Rubenstein and Harry James Potter were madly in love with each other. They looked at one another before saying "I do." At the same time. Edelweiss giggled and Harry laughed as he captured her soft ruby lips in a heart warming kiss.' (A/N: I don't know what's more disturbing, the fact that I actually had to write that... or the fact it wasn't as hard as usual.)
"Oh right... this was the dare fic that my idiot friend Charlotte blackmailed me to make after I revealed her secret about her and Lewis Mathews..." Sam smiled, she then sighed and opened up Fanfiction. She logged in and scrolled down the 'Harry Potter' section when a certain fic caught her eye.
'Cupcakes and Sprinkles at Hogwarts'
By Glitter Sparkle Gal
When the charming and perfect Marietta Estella Saraphina Ruby Sparkle Heart of the Golden Age III came to Hogwarts, nothing turned out the same. She and George Weasley fall helplessly in love and face the trials and troubles of the outside world.
Rated: Fiction T - English - Romance/ Hurt/Comfort - George W./OC - Chapters: 42 - Words: 103,463 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 2,098 - Follows: 4,274 - Updated: 12-17-12 - Published: 5-21-07'
Sam clicked on this fic and skimmed over the words.
'Marietta Estella Saraphina Ruby Sparkle Heart of the Golden Age III was a beautiful and modest woman of strength and equal power to women and men alike. She had a doll like figure and heart shaped face with plump bleeding rose lips, natural looking make up, her hair was an entrancing sky blue delicacy that fell into perfect ringlets. Her deep genie purple eyes captured everyone's heart with its pain and sorrow. When she was born, her mother ran off who knows where and her father beat and abused her sexually and physically (along with emotionally, mentally and abuse in general) and now she has run away and head off to Hogwarts.'
"AHHH! My eyes burn!" Sam whisper-screamed at the horror before her.
That night, Samantha Vivian Keeley had horrid Sue filled nightmares, for the fist time in 15 years.
At 8:26 AM the next morning. Sam looked at the fanfiction board and saw that Glitter Sparkle Gal had posted a new chapter. It was a cold and chilly Saturday morning and also the beginning of winter break.
"What to do... what to do..." Sam clicked as she looked at the ancient scrolls, and the Internet, for help.
'How to Summon Harry Potter Characters.
Step I: Look directly at something important to you. (Sam looked at her collection of Harry Potter books)
Step II: Don't blink! (Sam stared)
Step III: Say "Jeg innkalle deg av Harry Potter." (Sam chanted said words)
Step IV: Think of the people you ant to summon. (Harry, Draco, Neville, Hermione, Luna, Ron...)
Step V: Make sure to hide them well! Have a good summoning!
In a flash of light, the golden trio, Draco, Luna, and Neville appeared.
"Internet rocks." Sam grinned.
The confused six looked at her and screamed.
Sam, for effect, screamed back.
"Where the bloody hell are we!" Ron gasped.
"Welcome my pupils." Sam said.
Everyone turned to look at her.
"That was some powerful stuff to summon someone, especially six students out of a protected area." Hermione said.
"It's not power that makes the witch, is the witch that makes the power." Sam stated.
"Anyone else got a bad feeling about her?" Harry said through a creepy smile.
"Right. On to why on earth I spent most of my morning looking online for this." Sam said checking the clock. 10:58.
"There is something called a Mary Sue. Harry, I'm sorry to say that for a dare fanfic - I'll get to that- I created one. Her name was Edelweiss Marlene Rubenstein."
"That was you!" Harry yelled accusingly.
"Yes, so sorry, but now there's a new Sue out on the loose. Her name is Marietta Estella Saraphina Ruby Sparkle Heart of the Golden Age III.
"She's made by a girl called Glitter Sparkle Gal. Whoever the devil she is, I don't know and she better hope that never happens.
"I don't even know what the story is about but it's something cheesy where Draco falls 'helplessly in love (Draco pulled a face while Sam gagged) and Harry steals her instead, then she ends up being the daughter of Sirius Black or something like that.
"A fanfic is a story made off of another story. There are hundred thousands of them on a website.
"I need help and apparently I never thought I'd actually get as far as summoning you so..." Sam finished with awkward silence. "What year are you in?" Sam asked.
"Fifth" Everyone but Luna said. Instead she said "fourth."
"Right... where in your year?" Sam asked.
"I just had my date with Cho...OW!" Harry yelped when Sam slaped him over the head.
"That's for being a git in the face of women." Sam said.
"I guess I deserved it." Harry admitted.
"No you didn't!" Ron yelled.
Smack! "That's for third, fourth and this year!" Sam glared.
"How do you know all this?" Draco asked.
"M'dear Draco, you're all FICTIONAL in a BOOK series. I know all your secrets." Sam smirked causing sensible people to scoot away.
"Right." Neville said.
"Sam!" Her mother called.
"Shit." Sam cursed. "Stay, if my mom comes... hide in the closet..." And with that she left the room.
"This place is weird." Ron stated.
"She really made me kiss that Edel-whatever chic?" Harry asked plotting revenge.
"She summoned us to another world?" Hermione asked in awe.
Ha ha! Thank you for reading! R&R please!