So, against my better judgment, I'm starting another fic because I have a lot of ideas for this.

The only reason this is rated T is because of Girahim.

SPOILERS WILL APPEAR… eventually.

I do not own anything in this story besides that 10-foot pole.

Now start reading before my better judgment comes back with reinforcements.

"Cool!" shouted a boy of about thirteen. He was wearing a pair of jeans and a sweatshirt. He was also probably wearing something under the sweatshirt too, but he never took it off, so what his shirt was like was a mystery.

"What? What'd you find?" asked a girl nearby. She was about 16, tall with dark hair. She too was wearing jeans and a hoodie, but she took hers off more often than the boy and was wearing a shirt involving a certain green robot dog thing and a squirrel. However, just assume she's wearing the hoodie.

They were brother and sister, and also in the ravine behind their house taking part in a sport they called "ravining". In this ravine, people sometimes threw stuff they didn't want, so you could occasionally find something cool, like an old toy or a small fossil. This time, the boy had found-

"-a piece of PVC pipe? Really Zachary?"

"It's not just a piece of PVC pipe, Kara; it's a 10-foot piece of PVC pipe. Besides, it's fun to wave around."

"Fine." The girl, who you finally know was named Kara sighed. Just put it somewhere when we get home."

Later, inside the house's basement, Zachary was playing Skyward Sword, his new pole on the floor next to him. Onscreen, Link was playing a harp while flower petals unfolded from a glowing circle while Fi sang along. Kara came down to see what he was doing (noting with a bit of distaste how he hadn't put away the pole yet).

"Zachary, you said you would put away the pole when we got back."

"In a minute. I just want to see what this "trial" is that I've heard so much about."

Onscreen, Fi finished singing along with Link as he plunged his sword into the ground and slowly vaporized in a cloud of golden light. Zachary didn't have time to be impressed, however, as the same thing was happening to him, Kara, and apparently his pole.

"Master, I have important news. There appears to be a dimensional anomaly with approximately a 95% chance that something has fallen through. I would advise upmost caution as I can confirm with 85% accuracy that it is rather intelligent. I would advise you to be on your guard and suggest leaving the silent realm at your earliest opportunity."

As the disembodied voice quieted a green-clad boy walked through a portal on the ground, vanishing in a pillar of light. Two unconscious and unusually glowing figures materialized inside a glowing circle on the same portal as the other boy.

Prologue has been completed. Review for an 85% chance of an earlier upda- MY BETTER JUDGEMENT! IT'S COMING BACK AND IT'S GOT A NUNCHUCKGUN! AND THE REINCORCEMENTS HAVE BRASSKNUCKLEKNIFEGUNS! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!