My heart pounded as Goemon-kun advanced on me. He was so close that I could feel his warm breath on my neck.

"Kya!" I squealed, and pushed him away. I sat up, but he was still close.

He grinned, "And you're supposed to be the best kunoichi in Iga, Luna-chan?"

The girls around us snickered because it was a well known fact I was the only virgin among the kunoichi, if not the entire ninja group.

"It shouldn't be a big deal anyway," I muttered to myself, and pushed Goemon-kun off me.

Goemon-kun wiped himself down with a towel, "Class dismissed,"

Protests came from most of the girls who either didn't get a turn being advanced on by him, wanted another turn, or just didn't want to stop looking at his handsome face.

Goemon-kun waited until all the other girls left to wrap his arm around my shoulder.

"Why are you in this class, anyway? You're already a full-fledged ninja," He asked.

"You know why," I asked.

He waited for my answer anyway. I huffed. Damn this guy.

"I'm bad at the touchy-feely part of this and… I want to get better…"

He leaned in close. His breath was warm against my ear.

"I can fix that. I can teach you everything you need to know, and not just as your teacher,"

"Pervert," I said, and smacked him away, "Aren't you married?"

"Just tryin' to help," He smirked.

"Go help some other girl. I don't need help from you," I said, "When are you going back to wherever you're from? I'm sure lots of girls would like your help,"

He sighed, "I stay where Usagi stays,"

"Whatever," I stood up and left his training room.

I walked back to the Hattori residence. I wanted to vomit- a feeling ninjas are not supposed to have. My hands were shaking. My legs were wobbling. I thought of Hanzo-sama, and I felt strength. I could do this.

Who am I kidding? No I can't.

I turned around to leave, and Usagi-sama was approaching me with a big smile and wave.

"Hello Usagi-sama," I said, and bowed.

She giggled, "Usagi-sama. I sound so important, being married to Hanzo,"

"You are important, my Lady," I replied.

She smiled.

"Just Usagi is fine. No need to be so formal," She said, "Are you here to see Kazuya-sama?"

Against my wishes, I felt myself blush. Why would I want to see Kazuya-sama specifically? The vomiting sensation returned.

"No, your husband,"

"Oh!" She said, "He's getting ready for a meeting,"

"I'm a part of that meeting,"

She scowled, and then her expression lit up like a lightbulb.

"Great! Then you can tell me about the meeting! Hanzo won't tell me anything,"

"I'm sorry, Usagi-sama, this is a secret mission,"

Her lips pursed, but the look didn't touch her eyes.

"Fine. You know where to find him,"

I bowed to Usagi-sama.

I headed to the meeting room, and sat on one of the mats. Nobody had arrived yet. Several minutes passed. The mirror was sitting in the corner. I looked around. Nobody was around. I stood up, and walked over to the mirror.

I looked at my figure. Nothing to really speak about, like Yuri's. I poked my breasts. I guess my breasts were an okay size. Having bigger breasts would complicate ninja work. They weren't enough to attract a male though. I placed my arms above my head, and jutted my hips out. The outcome wasn't pretty.

What the hell do I know about being sexy?!

I stomped about for a few seconds. Stupid Yuri being perfect, despite the fact she's in the shadow of her sister Yuna. Even Usagi-sama's done well to seduce the enemy in life threatening situations, and she barely made it out of the kiddy pool at that time. The male ninjas all seem to have no trouble sleeping with the enemy.

Despite the age of 23, I'm not a woman yet. I'm the stupid virgin, and everyone knows it.

"What are you doing?" Hanzo-sama asked, as he stood at the door with his relative, Kazuya Hattori. The two look very similar. They could pass for identical twins, except Kazuya had a long scar running down his cheek.

"I was just stretching out my legs. They fell asleep,"

They let the lie go.

Hanzo-sama left the room, and I was left alone with Kazuya-sama.

"When's the meeting going to start?" I asked.

"Soon," He said, "But I need to talk to you first,"

"What about?"

"The Elders of the village want us to marry,"

My body froze, even my heart for a few seconds.

"Where did they get an idea like that?"

"I suggested it to them,"

"Why?!"

He grinned, and came closer, and wrapped his arm around my waist.

"Because I like you,"

"Did Usagi-sama know about this?"

"Sweetie, everyone knew about this,"

"Whaaa?"

He kissed the top of my head, and my knees collapsed under me.

"But I'm not a woman," I said.

He laughed, and brushed my hair behind my ear.

"Then I'll make you one,"

"Excuse me," I said, and tried to get up. I couldn't, so I started crawling myself.

"I can carry you," He said.

"No, no… My knees and arms work just fine,"

"Think about it," He said.

"I'm going to sit out on this meeting," I said.

"That's fine," He said.

Usagi-sama came in as I was throwing up in the bathroom. She had tea and bread on a tray.

"Drink this," She said after a few minutes of remission. I took a sip of the tea.

"What did you do today?" Usagi-sama asked.

"Usagi, Kazuya-sama asked me to marry him," I said, as she used a towel to wipe the sweat from my forehead.

"Aren't you happy to get married to a great guy like Kazuya-sama?"

"We weren't dating. It came from nowhere. I didn't even know if he liked me,"

"Really? Everyone else in town knows,"

"Well, you go places and talk to people, and know the dirt on everyone. I'm out on missions frequently. I didn't know anyone talked to me enough to develop a crush on me,"

I threw up again, and Usagi-sama rubbed my back.

"What are you doing to do?"

"I don't know,"

"If I were Kazuya-sama, I'd never give up in love until I succeeded!"

"Everyone knows your view on love,"